• Published 17th May 2015
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Half Baked Apples - Sailor_Pluto



This is a collection of strange short stories that I write when I’m bored. I have no excuses.

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Nicholas Cage Ponies #1

Pinkie sat in the middle of town square with a cactus on her head. "I'M A PRICKLY PEAR!"

Twilight facehooved. "Pinkie..."

"I'm a...PRICKLY PEAR!"

"Pinkie...we've been over this..."

"I'm a PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKLY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!"

"...Pinkie..."

"Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrickly Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear...."

"Fuggit. I'm out."