Half Baked Apples

by Sailor_Pluto

Poop Tubes

Pinkie lurched into Sugar Cube Corner.

“Pinkie! Are you alright?” Mrs. Cake asked.

Pinkie shook her head. “No, Mrs. Cake, I’m not. I hurt my poop tubes.”

Mrs. Cake nodded slowly. “Poop tubes…right…and…uh…how did you do that?”

Pinkie sat down and groaned. “Well, you see, earlier today I ate this huge burrito, and it was packed so full of stuff, and then I ate about eighty cupcakes, and then I had twelve pieces of pizza, and then I felt this sudden urge to poop….”

She groaned again and leaned back. “I can’t believe the hemorrhoids. It feels like I gave birth through my butt.”

Mrs. Cake took Pinkie to the hospital and left in a hurry.

Author's Note:

Cake. I want cake now. Some of that cake that was at my cousin's birthday party.