Pinkie sat in the middle of town square with a cactus on her head. "I'M A PRICKLY PEAR!"
Twilight facehooved. "Pinkie..."
"I'm a...PRICKLY PEAR!"
"Pinkie...we've been over this..."
"I'm a PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKLY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!"
"...Pinkie..."
"Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrickly Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear...."
"Fuggit. I'm out."