• Member Since 17th Feb, 2015
  • offline last seen Apr 6th, 2016

Sailor_Pluto


You know what they say. When life gives you lemons, sell all of your grandma's jewelry and go clubbin'.

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This is a collection of strange short stories that I write when I’m bored. I have no excuses.

Chapters (38)
Comments ( 35 )

5988176
It was my friend's idea. Please don't blame me.

I... I don't even... :rainbowlaugh:

WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Well then :rainbowlaugh:

Edit: Oh wow the ad at the bottom of this story is for "buttkicker recliners"

the delightful sound of burning flesh

:rainbowderp:

I get the feeling that you don't like Flash Sentry that much.:trixieshiftright:

6013731
That is correct. I AM A FAITHFUL MEMBER OF THE FLASH SENTRY HATRED GROUP!!!

*slow clap*

Beautiful.

*sob* :raritydespair:
The way you handled the delicate issue of munchkin prejudice with such tact and grace, after already tackling the issue of our increasingly sexual society ("da butts"). Speechless is what I am...at the brilliance and thought put into these stories. Hail my new senpai.

:rainbowlaugh:

I wish I still had my story where I could post random stuff like this. It looks so fun to do!

6014511
I can't tell if you're being serious or not...

This... this is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

Wut
I don't get it
But I don't need to :derpyderp1:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: OMG I REMEMBER THAT!!!!! your souls are like pickles.........hah....good times, good times:pinkiehappy:

You totally should write the story about Princess Honey Drop.

I've got two whole full unfinished stories of suck. Yep.

6571231 Most of the stories I've written on this site have never been published. I'll come up with an idea that I think is great and then get bored with it in two seconds. It's really annoying.

I am the very essence of "suck".

6571246 I have like five unfinished stories of suck. And one where I'm having trouble thinking of shenanigans that are actually funny and not just stupid. It's so bad that I have a frickin mini story that's half completed.

Fatal oats....:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: We are awesome people

6573107 Yes, we absolutely are.

Heh. I need something like that.

A strange shadow dashed around Canterlot high. The moment Twilight wasn't looking her book had been replaced by a picture of a cartoon ghost saying boo. She looked down to find a curly pink hair.

She started making plans to retrieve her book.


Please don't hate me. I saw the title and I just had to.

7048494 You genius. You amazing, amazing genius. Why didn't I think of anything like that?!

Its ur own damn fault fer eating hamburgers from a gas station....

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