Half Baked Apples

by Sailor_Pluto

Pinkie Pays A Visit to The Oracle

Pinkie looked at the strange creature in front of her.

“What are you, you silly looking flame thingy?”

A flame shot out of it’s ear. “I am the oracle.”

Pinkie started laughing. “No, that’s a black and white whale that lives in the arctic.”

“That’s an orca.”

“No, that’s a nasty tasting vegetable.”

“That’s ocra.”

“Wrong again, silly flame! That’s a talk show host!”

“That’s Oprah.”

“Whatever.” Pinkie said as she shoved the oracle into the pit of lava that was near her.

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