• Published 17th May 2015
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Half Baked Apples - Sailor_Pluto



This is a collection of strange short stories that I write when I’m bored. I have no excuses.

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Dontcha Just Hate These Time Loops?

Rarity sipped on a cup of coffee. “Alright, girls! Let’s see your Nightmare Night costumes!”

Scootaloo emerged from behind a curtain. She had her hair in a tight bun, and was wearing a long, black cloak and had fangs in her mouth. “I’m…” she whipped her cloak tightly around her body. “The Vampire Queen!”

Rarity clutched her chest in fake fear. “Goodness! Scary!”

Apple Bloom came out next. She had her hair in a ponytail, which was tied back with her signature pink bow, and she was wearing a little shirt and pants. She was also trying to balance on her back hooves. “Ah’m a human!”

Rarity nodded. “Nice, nice.”

Sweetie Belle came out last. She was wearing a long, thick cape that was made out of purple velvet, and was lined with spotted chinchilla’s fur. On her head was a silver tiara, which had a large, faux ruby in the center, and had several needles sticking in and out of various places in the crown. She was also wearing makeup, which made her look twice as pretty. “I’m the Needle Queen!” Sweetie Belle squeaked. “And don’t worry, this crown is perfectly safe.”

Rarity shook her head. “I’ll take your word for it. Alright, let’s go…I want you back by-”

“Oh, there’s one more.” Sweetie said. “Button, come on ooooutt…”

Button came hobbling out from the curtain. He was wearing a dog’s shirt, and had one of his forehooves pulled in, giving the appearance of only having three legs. “I’m…” he sighed. “Champion, the Three Legged Dog.”


Rarity sipped on a cup of coffee. “Alright, girls! Let’s see your Nightmare Night costumes!”

Scootaloo emerged from behind a curtain. She had her hair in a tight bun, and was wearing a long, black cloak and had fangs in her mouth. “I’m…” she whipped her cloak tightly around her body. “The Vampire Queen!”

Rarity clutched her chest in fake fear. “Goodness! Scary!”

Apple Bloom came out next. She had her hair in a ponytail, which was tied back with her signature pink bow, and she was wearing a little shirt and pants. She was also trying to balance on her back hooves. “Ah’m a human!”

Rarity nodded. “Nice, nice.”

Sweetie Belle came out last. She was wearing a long, thick cape that was made out of purple velvet, and was lined with spotted chinchilla’s fur. On her head was a silver tiara, which had a large, faux ruby in the center, and had several needles sticking in and out of various places in the crown. She was also wearing makeup, which made her look twice as pretty. “I’m the Needle Queen!” Sweetie Belle squeaked. “And don’t worry, this crown is perfectly safe.”

Rarity shook her head. “I’ll take your word for it. Alright, let’s go…I want you back by-”

“Oh, there’s one more.” Sweetie said. “Button, come on ooooutt…”

Button came hobbling out from the curtain. He was wearing a dog’s shirt, and had one of his forehooves pulled in, giving the appearance of only having three legs. “I’m…” he sighed. “Champion, the Three Legged Dog.”


Rarity sipped on a cup of coffee. “Alright, girls! Let’s see your Nightmare Night costumes!”

Scootaloo emerged from behind a curtain. She had her hair in a tight bun, and was wearing a long, black cloak and had fangs in her mouth. “I’m…” she whipped her cloak tightly around her body. “The Vampire Queen!”

Rarity clutched her chest in fake fear. “Goodness! Scary!”

Apple Bloom came out next. She had her hair in a ponytail, which was tied back with her signature pink bow, and she was wearing a little shirt and pants. She was also trying to balance on her back hooves. “Ah’m a human!”

Rarity nodded. “Nice, nice.”

Sweetie Belle came out last. She was wearing a long, thick cape that was made out of purple velvet, and was lined with spotted chinchilla’s fur. On her head was a silver tiara, which had a large, faux ruby in the center, and had several needles sticking in and out of various places in the crown. She was also wearing makeup, which made her look twice as pretty. “I’m the Needle Queen!” Sweetie Belle squeaked. “And don’t worry, this crown is perfectly safe.”

Rarity shook her head. “I’ll take your word for it. Alright, let’s go…I want you back by-”

“Oh, there’s one more.” Sweetie said. “Button, come on ooooutt…”

Button came hobbling out from the curtain. He was wearing a dog’s shirt, and had one of his forehooves pulled in, giving the appearance of only having three legs. “I’m…” he sighed. “Champion, the Three Legged Dog.”


Rarity sipped on a cup of coffee. “Alright, girls! Let’s see your Nightmare Night costumes!”

Scootaloo emerged from behind a curtain. She had her hair in a tight bun, and was wearing a long, black cloak and had fangs in her mouth. “I’m…” she whipped her cloak tightly around her body. “The Vampire Queen!”

Rarity clutched her chest in fake fear. “Goodness! Scary!”

Apple Bloom came out next. She had her hair in a ponytail, which was tied back with her signature pink bow, and she was wearing a little shirt and pants. She was also trying to balance on her back hooves. “Ah’m a human!”

Rarity nodded. “Nice, nice.”

Sweetie Belle came out last. She was wearing a long, thick cape that was made out of purple velvet, and was lined with spotted chinchilla’s fur. On her head was a silver tiara, which had a large, faux ruby in the center, and had several needles sticking in and out of various places in the crown. She was also wearing makeup, which made her look twice as pretty. “I’m the Needle Queen!” Sweetie Belle squeaked. “And don’t worry, this crown is perfectly safe.”

Rarity shook her head. “I’ll take your word for it. Alright, let’s go…I want you back by-”

“Oh, there’s one more.” Sweetie said. “Button, come on ooooutt…”

Button came hobbling out from the curtain. He was wearing a dog’s shirt, and had one of his forehooves pulled in, giving the appearance of only having three legs. “I’m…” he sighed. “Champion, the Three Legged Dog.”


Rarity sipped on a cup of coffee. “Alright, girls! Let’s see your Nightmare Night costumes!”

Scootaloo emerged from behind a curtain. She had her hair in a tight bun, and was wearing a long, black cloak and had fangs in her mouth. “I’m…” she whipped her cloak tightly around her body. “The Vampire Queen!”

Rarity clutched her chest in fake fear. “Goodness! Scary!”

Apple Bloom came out next. She had her hair in a ponytail, which was tied back with her signature pink bow, and she was wearing a little shirt and pants. She was also trying to balance on her back hooves. “Ah’m a human!”

Rarity nodded. “Nice, nice.”

Sweetie Belle came out last. She was wearing a long, thick cape that was made out of purple velvet, and was lined with spotted chinchilla’s fur. On her head was a silver tiara, which had a large, faux ruby in the center, and had several needles sticking in and out of various places in the crown. She was also wearing makeup, which made her look twice as pretty. “I’m the Needle Queen!” Sweetie Belle squeaked. “And don’t worry, this crown is perfectly safe.”

Rarity shook her head. “I’ll take your word for it. Alright, let’s go…I want you back by-”

“Oh, there’s one more.” Sweetie said. “Button, come on ooooutt…”

Button came hobbling out from the curtain. He was wearing a dog’s shirt, and had one of his forehooves pulled in, giving the appearance of only having three legs. “I’m…” he sighed. “Champion, the Three Legged Dog.”

Suddenly, Pinkie appeared out of nowhere, wearing a hollowed out pineapple on her head. "Dontcha just hate these time loops?"

Author's Note:

Um, so...yeah. I was bored. Sue me.