• Published 17th May 2015
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Half Baked Apples - Sailor_Pluto



This is a collection of strange short stories that I write when I’m bored. I have no excuses.

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Pinkie Tutors The CMC

"Wait...Einstein was from Germany?"

"Pinkie, you should know that. You're the one tutoring us."

"I didn't know geniuses came from Germany!"

"So all four o' us obviously aren't geniuses."

"That's not how it works, Apple Bloom..."

"So where do idiots come from?"

"Idaho."

"What a coincidence...that's where Diamond Tiara was born."

"Scootaloo! That ain't nice!"

"It's true, though."

"...Yeah."

Author's Note:

This one SUCKS.