Half Baked Apples

by Sailor_Pluto

Nipple King

“Sweetie Belle…” Button Mash whined. “This is embarrassing! I don’t wanna do it!”

Sweetie giggled with her friends. “Too bad! If you want a leader’s cutie mark, you’ll wear the king outfit that Rarity made for you lovingly.”

Button whimpered, then took the costume that Sweetie was waving at him. He put it on.

Sweetie started laughing. “Great! Now, get up on the pedestal we built you, and recite the lines I wrote…”

Button sighed, then climbed up onto the pedestal. “I am Button Mash, the Great and Powerful Nipple King…”

Scootaloo examined the rubber nipple hat that was positioned carefully on his head. “Oh, Nipple King! Heh. I just got it.”

Author's Note:

Why do I find this to be really funny?

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