(Trigger Warning) This fiction contains parody (if only) of modern social problems (woops, "problems" is not PC enough...so....uh..."dilemmas?").

(Trigger Warning) This fiction does not contain a lesbian, pansexual, asexual, bi-sexual, trans, or sexualsexual Main Six (We apologize in advance for having reasonable headcanons).

(Trigger Warning) For Go...(can't say the word "God" so uhhh) For Celesti....She's off too!? Bloody Hell (I don't give a shi-)! Get on with it!!! Read the freakin' story!

Twilight and her friends have been summoned by the Cutie Map to a strange community where everypony seems to be offended by even the wind going through their manes. Can our heroes understand the reasoning behind this madness? Can anypony for that matter? Does the author have enough privilege points to write this type of fiction? Tune in next time on Dragon Bal- Oh...lost my place for a second.

Go ahead and prepare to be offended by this parody!

Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted

Octavia, a young cello player during one of Equestria's most artistic eras, is confronted by a strange hooded woman. After this, her world is turned upside down as she learns that Equestria is under a secret war between the Templar Order and their quest for Absolute Equality and the Assassin Brotherhood who fight for Freedom. Both want answers from her about her suspicious past. Octavia must brace herself for what could come from these bold organizations and these mysterious "Bearers of Harmony" she keeps hearing of.

Coverart goes to Rameslack

Since The Friendship Games, Sunset and Twilight now have something in common: Magical transformations, an experience unlike any other that they both endured. Twilight now feels inclined to share her feelings about the matter. Though the circumstances were different and their reasons even more so, they can agree on one thing....

Featured 9/27/15

Sunset Shimmer has recently been reformed from her disaster during the Fall Formal. In her desire to direct her ambition for something worthwhile, she wants to learn an instrument.

Well....She heard one guitar....

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(Warning: contains a lot of classic rock)

I am Starlight Glimmer. I used to guide an isolated village up north in equality and enlightenment. That was until the ungrateful denizens betrayed me. I had to flee their unrighteous anger and hide into the mountains.

That was not so long ago. I now sit here in front of a Ponyville school, waiting, watching, praying, and planning. I have no power, no allies, and certainly no friends. That is going to change.
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Equestria Daily's WTG "Cutie Map" entry!

A Knight Crusader from the Umojan Vatican answers the call to arms and leaves his homeworld to fight in the Vatican's ongoing crusade against the Khalai heretics. Before he left, his wife made him promise to return to her no matter what.

He did return... just not the way he had expected...

Side story to The Koprulu Sector which is a crossover with Starcraft. Feel free to read the lore to get a better understanding of the story.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

This is our Creed. We are Assassins. Our cause: To rid the world of both Chaos and Absolute Order. To establish Harmony in lands that possess none. We were formed 200 years ago, when the mighty Starswirl The Bearded created the Elements of Harmony. These Elements have been passed down through the generations, picking their own Bearers. This generation, the Elements picked six strange girls to Bear them. A farmer, a street performer, a baker, a scholar, a tailor, and an animal caretaker.
With these girls at the helm of the Brotherhood, we hope to end the Templar's activities in Equestria. Though that may bring the entire government to its knees.

I am Den Master Octavia Melody, and I write this so that the future generations may remember our endeavors.

Coverart goes to Rameslack

Featured 12/29/15

(Slight SPOILS in the comments)

Jinx is Piltover's Most Wanted. A dangerous, remorseless, destructive woman to whom "fun" coincides with "explosions" and "body count."

So, of course, she of all people is the one to find a portal to another world.

Equestria is a land of peace and harmony. Crime is practically nonexistent in the land of the ponies, and any major threats to the peace are dealt with by the Elements of Harmony.

So, of course, this is the world Jinx ends up in.

Will Equestria survive a woman whose favorite pastime involves fire and death?
Will Jinx survive a world where the greatest weapon is Friendship?

Only time will tell.

Author's Note:

I'm flying by the seat of my pants with this one. Wish me luck.

Feedback of all kinds is greatly appreciated.

Read on,
Legion

Cover art is the Jinx splash art, property of Riot Games.

On Hiatus for a total re-write.

In the world of Runeterra, champions compete in strategic battles to gain influence. Hecarim is one of these champions. When a match goes terribly wrong; however, Hec will be transported to a place supposedly filled with fear, deadly creatures, and... ponies?

This is for all my fellow Summoners out there who can't get enough of League. I'm going to try and keep this story as open as possible for future additions to chapters. So please feel free to make this as interactive as you wish. Also, if I screw up lore or something, give me some feedback; it's always welcomed.

As another side note, I'm 100% aware that there are plenty of Hecarim crossovers already. However, Hec is one of my favorite champions and I have just as much right to write about it as anyone else does. After all, fanfics are made for entertainment.

A long-lived mercernary with ties to a faction that only existed in the past.

A godlike gatekeeper, whose rage torments his mind from day to night.

A twisted reaper whose prison is the only one in death.

A guardian, whose failure and inaction cost him his charge and purpose.

Four champions who join themselves in common interest to get back to Runeterra, with their only way back lying in cooperation with the inhabitants of Equestria and the discovery of an ancient evil, a shadow of its former self.

Who will come out the victor? And who will come out with shadows in their heart?