//------------------------------// // The Return of the Flopscars // Story: I'm Offensive and I Take Offense // by Gapeagle //------------------------------// "Did anyone actually watch that award show last night?" Spike asked. "Nopitty nope!" "Pfft, Nah." "Not really, darling." "No." "Heck no." "Well, not exactly..." "Thought so," Spike nodded to himself.