Breaking news! Social media is outraged at seeing a pegasus filly wearing a G&P hoodie that read "Coolest Chicken in the Coop." This hoodie displays racial derogatory terms and pegasi across the country are enraged.
Pegasi swarmed G&P stores in Equestria, destroying them and acting as clucking chickens. Protesters laid fake eggs in stores and did aerial poop strikes on G&P employees. Pegasi for Awesome Equality leader, Rainbow Dash had this to say to media on Friday.
"We can't tolerate racists here!" the mad pegasus yelled. First the birdbaths stuff and now this! We do the weather, we do the aerial acrobatics, we help ponies with reaching stuff on the top shelves and THIS is how they repay us?!?! We aren't chickens!"
"So what you are saying is that to prove that you aren't chickens, you need to act like chickens?" a reporter asked.
Rainbow Dash refused to comment further.
In response to the protests, G&P, who is ran and operated by griffins, went to social media, spamming messages that read "F*** you and the little filly too!" The CEO of G&P sent a selfie while flipping the bird using her middle feather.
The young purple-maned filly that modeled the offensive hoodie has not commented on the event. Her aunt couple did respond to the offensive gesture with laughs and rolling of the eyes. Pegasi across the country now brand her as being worse than the griffins and that she, is indeed, a chicken.
Next at 11. Are Princess Luna's "horseapple-pile" comments unnecessary? The Griffins don't think so. We will reveal tonight how the griffins live in brilliant conditions and are not in any need of help. The Griffin Kingdom is beautiful.