In breaking news, the ruler of the Changeling Swarm, Queen Chrysalis, has perished of over-drinking. She was 2,786, making her the longest-serving monarch of all time. It has been startling news to the changeling drones, who are currently celebrating the death of their queen with pots and pans outside the nest catacombs. Thousands of changelings that are living disguised as ponies in Equestria have shed their disguises in celebration. The question of deporting these changelings is currently on the table.
"Finally! She's dead!" Thorax, a changeling deserter announced. "Finally we can have fresh amounts of love! Death to tyrants! Justice!"
We hurried to Princess Celestia to get her thoughts on the subject.
"Well, I mean, she's always struggled with the bourbon," Celestia said. "And um, she's dead and I....really couldn't care less. She was a bloody tyrant."
Celestia went back to sleep moments after the brief interview.
"Well, we tried to get her to Tartarus," Princess Luna added. "But I think Hell serves her better."
"Dying of drinking bourbon?" Cadance laughed when we caught up with her. "What a light-weight." She then followed up the questioning with a whole bottle of Crystal Vodka.
"Honey!" Shining yelled at his wife. "You really shouldn't drink like that!"
"I ain't pregnant anymore, Jack!" Cadance yelled back.
While changelings celebrate the death of Queen Chrysalis, hundreds of ponies mourn the loss. To them, she was a revolutionary leader that established true equality in her hives. Despite purposely starving the changelings so that they would do her bidding, she did achieve universal healthcare for the hives. It was a momentous achievement and a world first.
"Queen Chrysalis was an inspiration to us all," Starlight Glimmer, head of the Equalist Party of Gooddoers, remarked. "She defied Equestrian brutality and fascism for a thousand years. She was truly remarkable."
"'Remarkable?'" a changeling onlooker yelled. "She was a c***!"
"You don't know anything about her!" Starlight yelled back. "You've just been taking in Equestrian propaganda! You don't know how she was really like."
"Yeah I do!" the changeling returned. "I've only been in Equestria for two days!"
Starlight did not have further comments.
"Why are you asking me?" Trixie Lulamoon, a traveling magician asked us. "I am in no way affiliated with Starlight's group. Like not at all. None. Zilch. Nada. Why are you still here?!!"
"I mean, I get why some may like her," Princess Twilight said later that day. "I think she ruled quite well with her iron hoof tactics. Yeah she was evil, but to rule for that long and still be able to mass forces to attack the most powerful nation in the world? It deserves credit. Sometimes I wish I could rule like that. Yup...I um....didn't mean it like that. Wait! Wait! Don't publish this!"
Princess Twilight was then taken away by Royal Guards under suspicion of usurping the Two Sisters.
"Wouldn't be the first time..." The Princess of the Sun remarked.
That concludes this report. Changelings are still in mass celebrations throughout the Changeling Kingdom and Equestria. We believe that Thorax, the ambassador to the Changeling Swarms will be the new King of the land. Now in other news: Did Dragonlord Ember help bring Celestia back to Princesshood? Does this young dictator of the Dragonlands want to instill dragon fascism to Equestria? Manederson Hoofer reports. The news, tonight at 9!
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Figures that Starlight would screw up Chrysalis's motivations for her own twisted sense of the truth. Now just how much longer can she stay sane before going completely crazy?
Has anyone else noticed that the people advocating for socialism or communism have never lived in a socialist or communist County?
7752249 Well, what is sanity? But what the majority decides as truth.
No, she's uh...I think she's already insane. Maybe, just maybe, she is misguided.
7752363 And why do most neo-marxists look like Zephyr Breeze?
Lol! You're a brave writer!
7752440 Naw, just a sensible one.
10/10 for timing and cleverness. Nice job.
And for anyone who wants to be disgusted, here's a quote from one of the most Left Wing, Social Justice Cucks of the Western World, Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Dear Canadians. You think Trump is awful? At least we don't elect the people YOU do. We got someone who's not that insane.
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7752420 Sanity is whatever I say it is, since I am the highest form of being humanity can ever achieve.
*Humanity takes a long look at Alondro, and commits mass-suicide in utter despair*
7752530 Notice that the people who praise communists the most are the ones not living in communist countries.
I... what? ... What did I just read? Chrysalis, Twilight, Celestia, Rarity and the dungeon.... Why do you do this to my brain!?!
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7761616 Whatcha ya gonna do abou' it?!?! Read some more?!?!? Huh?!?!?
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7764258 My version of being challenged was Boy Scouts. I had to lead boys through the wildness. They often challenged my methods of leadership and so I had to deal with being antagonized. Heh, they loved me though.
Also, I am not sure about being bullied as real bullying can make these things worse. I think it falls more on the parents' side to make sure their kid grows a skin of steel. The modern SJW indoctrination often corrupts kids who have been bullied and kids who have gotten anything they have asked for. The parents are the ones to make sure how a kid reacts to bullying and reacts to failure of not getting one's way.
7764923 I'll admit, that was one of my stranger chapters.
At least I got a South Park reference in there.
7766153 Monty Python animations are so surreal...
Stuff of nightmares I tell ya
I'll have a shot of bleach please.
7767245 Be careful. Too many can lead to great mental side effects
7767399 My Doctor said that a while ago. Look at me now, Devilishly Handsome if I do say
7752363 That is because nobody likes a braggart.
7771803 Ya joking right? http://www.marketwatch.com/story/45-of-americans-pay-no-federal-income-tax-2016-02-24
http://ctj.org/ctjreports/2016/04/read_in_pdf.php
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/04/13/high-income-americans-pay-most-income-taxes-but-enough-to-be-fair/
There may be tax cuts here and there, but to say "they don't pay anything" is absolutely ridiculous. The poor are the ones who truly don't pay for anything. The middle class and above actually PAY FOR THEM through welfare and social security.
Cadance steals it.