"Mornin'," Scootaloo yawned.
"Good morning," Nopony cheered.
"Wow, you're in a good mood today," Scootaloo grumbled.
"I made us waffles!"
Scootaloo stayed quiet as she watched Nopony set down a fresh stack of waffles on the table. He was humming a song to himself.
"You usually make pancakes."
"Well, having waffles can't be too awful!" He slathered butter and syrup on a plate of waffles.
"Don't try to butter me up too much here."
"Tada!" He set the plate down in front of her. "So how's school been?"
"Well, you know me, nothing but A's and B's on my report card." Scootaloo lied.
"I'm really proud of how well you've been doing, keep up the good work sweetie." Nopony kissed her forehead.
Scootaloo froze.
"Are you okay?" Nopony frowned.
"Bathroom emergency, one sec!"
Scootaloo hurried into the bathroom, locked the door, opened the window, and climbed out of it. Looking around, an idea came to her as she spotted the shed, and she opened it.
Inside was Nopony trapped in a changeling pod.
"Well, looks like my guess was right." Scootaloo stoically stated.
Nopony wiggled around in the pod, trying to point towards the hedge clippers on the wall.
"Yeah one second, I just used the restroom and forgot to wash my hooves." Scootaloo closed the barn door.
Muffled screams came from the shed as Scootaloo climbed into the window, and finished pretending to use the restroom.
"I'm back Dad!" Scootaloo smiled as she trotted out.
"Welcome back," the changeling chuckled, "you were only gone for a minute sweetie."
"I know I know, I'm just glad you get to stay home today!" Scootaloo sat in his lap and pulled the waffles towards her. "So does all this mean you're off work today instead of tomorrow?"
"That's right!" It lied.
"Awesome! I can't wait to start our flying lessons and get icecream afterwards!" Scootaloo nuzzled it's chest.
"Well, you can't blame me for putting it off for so long. As soon you start flying, you'll no longer have time for your old stallion anymore."
"I'll always have time for you Dad!" Scootaloo hugged their torso.
The real Nopony slammed the front door open, covered in goo.
"I never want to see another pod for as long as I live!"
The changeling jumped out of it's chair and hissed.
"You are going straight to the moon," Nopony snarled, "and you!.."
Nopony gasped when he didn't see Scootaloo anywhere nearby.
"I swear, if there's a single hair out of place on her, I'll-"
*THWACK!*
The changeling watched as Nopony slumped over, standing behind him was Scootaloo with a bat.
It frowned. "Um-"
"Oh don't worry," Scootaloo tossed the bat behind her and dragged Nopony inside, "he's secretly an alicorn, he'll be fine."
"That's not, uh, he is? No, wait, why did you-"
"I can be your daughter for the day." Scootaloo gave it a coy smile.
"Yeah okay no, this just got super weird."
"Don't say that, you feed off love don't you?" She nuzzled the changeling's leg.
"I... I don't feel safe!"
"Daddy Shhhhhh..." Scootaloo hugged the changeling.
"Help, I'm being violated!"
"Don't fight it, Just let this happen!"
"HELP!!"
... Wat?
B A D T O U C H
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Now my family think I have lost it laughing like that this late at night.
HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Hug rape is the only rape ponies know ... Scootaloo is a filthy hug rapist and needs to be put down like the monster she is.
that was to good xD
... he needs an adult.
Scootaloo just wants a real dad nopony. So stay knocked out for awhile.
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He is an adult.
Oh god.... I laughed for ten minutes straight...
This chapter is hilarious!
And the rest of the story is great too! Read it while being a lurking anon, and I still find it awesome!
Always a treat when I see a new update for this.
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For now. Then we'll find him in the fetal position crying for mommy Chrysalis halfway through the day.
Don't overfeed your changelings, folks. It isn't pretty.
I'm always surprised how much I enjoy this when I read another chapter! Maybe it's just because I forget how much I love it!
Daddy issues.
Well, you're not wrong.
Wow...
Just wow.
Serveral times already I thought it couldn't get any weirder, and each time you had proven me wrong already.
I'm curious
ifhow you can top this one.Dear Princess Celestia,
I'd like to express my concern regarding the fact that you can be taken down by children armed with sports goods, leaving your subjects (pony or otherwise) at the mercy of sadistic cuddle-rapists.
Seriously, instead of going all out in celebration of being sun-goddess every year like a self-absorbed cunt, why don't you spend that extra money on halfway-capable law enforcement?
Just a thought.
Sincerely,
A professional layabout
And so comes the end... but something tells me there'll be more to this Hahahaha
Good fuckin' job man, good job.
Hopefully there'll be more, or not... either way
This was good shit!
A very happy family... Too bad that the drone forgot to check the blacklist to know that is better to not try to do anything to her.
Wow, that topped Condom Dash.
Best. Chapter. EVER!
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PB&H: Peanut Butter and Honey*
It's really sweet.
*syrup available as a substitute
Scoots is a dangerous cuddler alright
Forcey Father Time
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Hehehe, I shall endeavor to do so! Keep up the great work dude, you gave me and plenty of others lots of laughs
And the changeling quickly learned the meaning of, "Be careful what you wish for."
Oh, this was priceless. :D
Haha standin parent
This gets better every update.
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Oh my god this is amazing!
Great chapter by the way! I need more of this in my life.
How to creep out a changeling, just add a Scootaloo to the mix.
My line after every bonus chapter...
..minus the no.
--Spade
Well to be fair to Scootaloo, this was said
Meaning that the changeling totally promised to teach her how to fly, which was the superpower that she wanted.
That's pretty much how I'd picture an interaction with changelings to go
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He was asking for it.
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"I need an adult!"
"I'm.......not an adult, actually."
Now that was darn hilarious chapter. Scootaloo was perfect in it.
Another beautiful chapter. Bravo.
I wish I could give thumbs up to individual chapters. This is too good.
He ascends beyond Thorax... and he can't undo the filth.
well that escalated quickly didnt it
what is happening inside your mind...
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Wtf bro? I'm starting to think your as Nomadic on this site as I am. And I've only been here...what? Maybe 4 years?
*checks muffins sign up date*
10
Dayumn son! You're still a greenhorn!
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..... how high are you
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yeah, I joined the fandom in 2013, but never found this site until late 2015. Never thought to make an account though. (I literally only used this site for reading fallout equestria and sometimes lemons.) That is until I finished reading Fallout Equestria and felt obligated to follow Kkat for making an awesome story
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You helped him make FoE?
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No.
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oh nonononono, I wish I had the talent to. I just wanted to give him a follower and a favorite on his story
There are three ways to defeat changelings: Repel them, reform them, and make them wish they'd never been hatched.