Home is for the Weak

by Pickleless

Parental Authority

Author's Note:

This takes place after Scootaloo gets a home.

"I'm gonna play some games in my room for a bit." Scootaloo shrugged off her backpack.

"Is your homework finished?" Nopony asked.

"Well no, but it's only a little bit."

"Do your homework first."

"Awww, come on, I just got home! Can't I play around a bit first?"

"Go ask your Mother."

...

"Hey Mom, can I-"

"No."

Comments

[Scorch215]

Once more sir you are a genius. Even with such a short chapter I still.laugh my ass off. Keep up the good work.

[howard035]

Scootaloo and Sunset Shimmer need to meet.

[Aguion12 - GotA]

*snicker* that was pretty funny.

[NorrisThePony]

If I were Celestia, I'd stop giving Scoots motivation to carry out her terrifying evil plan.

[Trithtale]

Magnificent Microwave Chicken

[UniqueSKD]

Chickens

[Starlight Nova]

Will Scootaloo be as adorable in this story as she is in the picture?

[Pickleless]

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Sometimes.
Sometimes not.

[badninja]

The conversation that every kid hates. I cannot wait till there are parent/teacher conferences!

[Pickleless]

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Proud of you.

[keaton-furman-prower]

I can't help but wonder if this is why Sunset Shimmer ran away

[Ulrezaj]

I really hope you continue with these, even if they're just little snippets like this one.
It doesn't matter when I read these, late night and tired from work or early morning and grouchy as hell, they never fail to get either a grin or, in most cases, a chuckle out of me.

TL:DR Shits good yo.

[Brony Soprano]

7208483 Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

[Pickleless]

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ohhhhp-

[Kichi]

Scootaloo could very well say... "You have been doing nothing except resting in a cardboard box, why is that I need to do homework"?

[Headlock1_0]

7206858 It figures that you were trying to get a reaction out of me. Whatever. It's still sickening to think about that though.

[Headlock1_0]

Yes! This just...[error: words of approval not found] I just smiled and kind of chuckled when I read this, and it's below 100 words! Beautiful!

[Jake Witt]

I stand corrected. Princess Nopony Celespecial is both mother and father, apparently.

[Scorch215]

7208254 that would be absolutely hilarious.

7208483
Honestly couldn't blame her if Celestis trestrr her like this. It would drive most people crazy!

[Harmony Pie]

This story is so funny!

[Seratina]

: How are babies born?
: go ask you father.
Nopony: go ask your mother.
: I'll just ask twilight.
: *detailed explanation*
: O.o
:

[Bipper]

7210333 You have been shut down

[mastermenthe]

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Princess Nopony Celespecial i

yyyesssssssss......

[Iron Comet]

Why do I picture No pony as Celestia with a fake mustache now?

[Jonny Bench]

7234519 because that's what he looked like the entire time!

[Life Beat]

7214585 this is me after reading your post and imagining the look on twilights face
and scootaloo's reaction

[Dustchu]

This is some genius work well done, and is hilariously done

[AMuffinlover]

how do you come up with this stuff

[lunarstallion]

It's fun to imagine a whole argument with both the parents happening, and Celestia is just constantly swapping between herself and Nopony, shouting in two different voices.

[AyanamiRei]

LMAO. Wooooooooooooow

[AyanamiRei]

I don't normally love fanfics with Tiny Chapters like this, but....you have stolen my heart and my laughter!

[Pickleless]

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This comment has aged like fine wine.

[Quill Plus Ink]

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Yes it has, yes it has....

[Shenzy]

"No."

And now "but dad said I could" lololol