"Okay, so..." Scootaloo spoke up, "if you were stuck on an island, what would be one thing you'd take with you over anything else?"
"Twilight." Nopony answered.
"Why Twilight?"
"Because then she'd solve my problem of being stuck on an island."
"Ugh, okay, besides another pony, what would you bring with you?" Scootaloo rolled her eyes.
"You." Nopony yawned.
"I said no other ponies."
"I know, that's why I brought my chicke-"
Scootaloo punched Nopony in the gut.
"Can I get a serious answer please?!"
"Why?"
"I'm bored, come on, play along with me!" Scootaloo pouted.
"Alright alright..." Nopony sighed, "Tell you what, three guesses. It's something I wouldn't feel right traveling without."
"A gun?"
"Something that puts a roof over my head, and can make me a little money occasionally."
"A gun?"
"Something you and I both have in common." Nopony scowled.
"...A gun?" Scootaloo tilted her head.
Nopony stared at her.
"Oh, our cardboard box!" Scootaloo giggled, "that makes a lot more sense."
"Scootaloo, do you have a gun?"
"I'd bring a boat."
"Scootaloo."
"Yeah, I know, that's cheating..."
"Oh screw it, I know you don't actually have a gun." Nopony shook his head.
"Oh, I know what I would bring!" Scootaloo smiled.
"What?"
"A megaphone!"
"Why?"
"So I could scream back at seagulls!"
Nopony stopped to think about that.
"I know that look on your face..." Scootaloo rubbed her hooves in a sinister manner. "What are you plotting?"
"CAW!"
"Ah!" Twilight almost fell out of the air, looking for the source of the noise.
Scootaloo was perched on top of Sugarcube Corner staring at Twilight, looking slightly deranged.
"CAW!" Scootaloo screamed into the megaphone again.
"Why are you-"
"CAW!"
"Stop-"
"CAW!"
"Ahhh!!" Twilight covered her ears flying away.
"CAW! CAW!!"
Haha
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Ah, of CAWse.
What the heck?! Oh well, it's funny.
Well, at least they have their priorities straight.
Atta girl!
Are you sure you didn't mean a megaphone, rather than a microphone? Cause a microphone by itself is useless without a speaker to hook up to, but a megaphone just needs some batteries and to be held up to your mouth hole. (Apologies, I just finished watching Zefrank's 'True Facts' series again).
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Everytime this updates, i see the completed tag.
And I get real sad for a moment or two. Then I realize i don't know if this is the last chapter or not, and I have a mini existential crisis. I realize of us knows when we will do anything for the last time before we die.
This has happened to me three times now.
Not sure if I understand... Scootaloo is saying Twilight is like a seagull? And why?
I laughed at those last lines, even if I didn't fully understand the joke
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I was wondering where the speakers were!
Celestia at rest still plots to annoy Twilight Sparkle.
"Just" 15,793 words? Weird, usually these stories are much longer.
But seagulls don't caw. They make more of an EEEEEEEAAAAAAk noise.
7407005 don't forget the fact you need batteries to run a megaphone which is another item.
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Just screwing around yelling at people.
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Genius.
I can't help but wonder if Celestia took Twilight under her wing for the sole purpose of screwing with her
And if she took Scootaloo for the sole purpose of screwing with Twilight
7407192 Scootaloo didn't ever say she'd scream the exact same thing back. Just that she would scream back at them. Besides, the objective right then was to annoy Twilight, and what's a more annoying bird than the big stupid black crow?
(I mean seriously, those things are HUGE)
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Seagulls.
Seagulls are far worse than crows.
7409036 When seagulls are around there are three things you must hide: Your goldfish crackers or similar sized snacks, your bread, and your sausage.
...If you think the last part is dirty then- Screw it; I'm still reading your story despite how I view you.
This chapter is one of the reasons I love this story. How do you think of this stuff?
7408008 But... I like crows... (Unpopular opinion achieved!)
7408008 crows can mimic pretty much any sound they hear, and often use cars to crack open nuts for them so calling them stupid doesn't work.
Mine? :V
The saddest thing about this story is that eventually it's going to end for me... ;w;
Damn good show, also, this should be animated, like... so hard, it would be great.
I laughed to damn hard
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I just want to say I feel this comment is better than the whole entire chapter.
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Well played.
This is the best chapter.
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Clearly