Nopony and Scootaloo walked inside the recently made library.
"Hey, I heard this place was also a bookstore?" Nopony called out, not seeing a store clerk around.
"Sorry about that, How can I..." The Store Clerk came out from a back door and stopped when she saw Nopony.
"Is there a problem miss?" Nopony asked.
The Store Clerk pointed towards a poster with Nopony inside a prohabition sign.
"How did you get yourself banned from a bookstore?" Scootaloo asked.
Nopony shrugged.
"Look miss, I'm just trying to buy a new schoolbook for this kid here."
"Is she your daughter?" The store clerk raised an eyebrow.
"No."
"Niece?"
"No."
"Daughter of a friend of yours?"
"No."
"Why are you trying to buy some random child a schoolbook?"
...
"Yeah, so I would like a new 8th grade math book please." Nopony continued on.
"Really feeling the love here." Scootaloo grumbled.
"Do you want a new book or not?" Nopony retorted.
"I don't, I hate math."
"No child growing up in my household is going to skip out on how to do math."
"So she is your daughter?" The clerk once again asked.
"Not really." Nopony once again shrugged.
"Not really? How... Ugh, look, I appreciate that you're trying to make sure this child has her schoolbook, but Princess Twilight Sparkle has banned you from entering the library and her castle."
"Why is he banned from being around books and her castle?" Scootaloo asked.
"Apparently this... gentlestallion peed on books in her personal library."
"That's absolutely ridiculous," Nopony scoffed, "why would I walk into the Princess' castle and pee on her books?"
"I don't know sir, you tell me." The Clerk gave a tired sigh. "Alright, just return to me the original book in whatever condition it was in and I'll see about getting you a discount on the new one."
"Yeah, I can't really do that." Nopony said.
"Why not?" The Clerk rolled his eyes.
"Her math book got peed on by somepony."
The Clerk and Nopony stared at each other.
"Get out." The Clerk pointed towards the exit.
"Please, can we just get a new book?" Nopony rubbed his temples.
"No."
"She needs it for school."
"And I need you to leave."
"Oh well, guess we can't get the new book, whaddya gonna do?" Scootaloo shot Nopony a smug grin.
PRINCESS CELESTIA OPENS SCHOOL FOR GIFTED PEGASI IN PONYVILLE:
Many ponies question the logic behind the school opening in Ponyville instead of Cloudsdale. The Princess promptly responded that Cloudsdale already has a flight school perfectly adequate for pegasi foals. Princess Twilight Sparkle was more than thrilled to have this insitution made, and agreed with Princess Celestia's decision to hold a raffle for scholarships. The following lucky pegasi shall attend this brand new school for free: Rumble, Featherweight, Zipporwhill, Scootaloo, Cyan Skies, Babs Seed, and Dumb Luck. Despite showing an excellent curriculum for any growing pegasus foal, many questioned why it taught up to college math level. Princess Twilight Sparkle fully approved...
Wait I thought that Babs Seed was an earth pony? Did I see her wrong in those episodes?
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No, no you didn't.
Woohoo, I'm the first!
Why is Babs listed amongst the pegasi? Excellent story BTW!
This chapter... was fucken amazing.
That ending g was absolutely amazing.
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You should probably re-watch those episodes man.
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To further troll everybody involved, Celestia hired Clear Skies and Open skies as the teachers, thus leading to several hilarious skits every time somepony tried to ask about the credentials of the teaching staff.
7291511 it's because imgur blacklisted us. gotta post it in another way.
Guys, guys, guys ... I'm pretty sure the author knows that Babs is a dirt pony and is making a comment and-or a joke of some description.
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This guy right here.
The power of a title, but seriously, why pee in the book? She need to do the "Number 2" instead
Nopony's relationship with Twi in this universe is all kinds of fucked up.
I approve.
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Okay then. I was being a bit overdramatic earlier...ah well.
I'm not quite sure what's going on here, and I mean that more than usual for one of this story's chapters.
Celestia opens the school (with unusually advanced maths class) in response to being barred from buying a maths book? I'm not sure what progression of logic led from A to B.
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She made an excuse for herself to do something crazy nice for Scootaloo.
Did she plan that from the day she stole Twilight's book, set on fire, and pissed on it, not necessarily in that order? Maybe!
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I am uncultured.
Please explain the joke.
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In the episode "Tanks for the Memories", Open Skies and Clear Skies do a "who's on first" style routine while talking about their weather job.
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Funny how everyone asks "isn't Babs an earth pony" and nobody asks "doesn't Babs live half a country away from Ponyville"
No escaping math class then
7291687 K, I'm just used to DLC being paid *cough*CoD*cough*
This is probably my favourite chapter yet. Looks like Celestia can't stop princess-ing, even while on vacation.
Although it really begs the question of why she peed on Scootaloo's math book in the first place.
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Damn, you mentioned it first.
This is what I get for being late to the game.
7289290 Yeah, but eventually you would go insane from isolation and be able to have nice talks with a witty purple tortoise and a dragon.
How the hell did you get them to accept Dumb Luck? I mean, Babs is at least a pony...
Why didn't Babs show up for school?
Cause she... DROPPED out!
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Oh, and nice flank kissing Twilight. Also, inb4 Scootaloo has to ride the Yellow School Cart because she can't fly...
Wait, hang on... Babs Seed, Scootaloo, Zipporwhill, Featherweight, Rumble?
Oh, I see just how GIFTED this school already is.
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Who said s/he peed on it? Originally, that was gonna be expanded on, but the story wrote itself into a different direction practically at every step. What I planned for this chapter and what happened is completely different.
Celestia really wants Scoots to learn math, dont she? Plus, does Celestia have pee snd book fetishs or is the hate on books something Twilight did to her?
this was awesome
Babs is an Earth Pony. Don't correct it, though. This could make for some great new material.
Rumble was on the list. Now all we need is the picnic basket.
KARMA
It's not always instant, but it's out there.
I knew it!
Babs seed. is that her special talent? Being a pegasi? Lol
7410854 *Whispers* No.. it's clipping wings.
I'm confused... but I think there's a morbid joke behind Babs being in the school xD
Good show
Dumb luck, nice name
Isn't babs seed an earth pony?
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Don't be a Tribalist!
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shes good at jumping and occassionally gets stuck
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This greatly confuses me........
Pinkie level confuses me........
Fucking madladdery right there.
sooooooo they troll twilight woth peed books/sunbutt trolls scoots by making her do college math in a schopl for her
Love the inclusion of Dumb Luck.
“Gifted Pegasi”
“Babs Seed”
AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE
Appropriate reaction 🤣
I swear to God, I thought this said "Cloudsdale already has the Flight School for Perfectly Adequate Pegasi Foals"