<Set before S3E09, "Spike at Your Service"> Rainbow Dash has a problem. She's done reading the last of the "Daring Do" novels, and the next one isn't set to be published until the summer. She tells her troubles to Tank, and in the process realizes that if other ponies can't write fast enough to keep her reading, then maybe she should try her hoof at writing stories of her own. They say to write what you know, and Rainbow Dash certainly does know adventure. But writing about yourself isn't very cool. Tank, on the other hand, is awesome enough to deserve stories of his own, only nopony knows that. Yet.
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When Twilight gets a strange book, her and Rainbow Dash get cursed. That made it so that the're normal by day but ghost by night. Their hearts are no longer working. But they will soon realize that it was a good thing. Their friendship got stronger, every night they have the time of there lives.
Takes place before "Magical Mystery Cure"
Thanks to studentofdust for the cover.
Thanks to Rainbow87dash for ideas and support
Thanks to DaemoN67 and TheSnarkKnight30 for editing
Thanks to FreeFraQ for the art

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Everything will be ponified, and I will bring a few of my Hawkin friends into the fic. Speaking of that, you can add me ingame with the name: Cybergate.
Most lore/dates will be made up as I progress due to the fact that there isn't much to work with, and the game is in open beta. Nonetheless, when such details are available, I will correct the chapters as needed.

Nopony really knows how Derpy got her cutie mark or why she had a crossed eye. Nopony except Doctor Whooves and Romana. How did they know? They were there at the time. The time Derpy was brought to Equestria. The time she got her cutie mark. Time got them to know Derpy, but it also got them to leave Derpy.

And now, time was about to do something else.

She’s the loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies; how could anypony not fall in love with Applejack? In fact, so much of the town has found themselves under her seductive spell, they’ve formed a secret society to help each other cope with their unbridled lust. Operating in seclusion, this group has been an unseen staple of Ponyville. Surely, though, nothing good can come of the mare herself discovering the existence of Applejack Anonymous.

Cover pic by the inimitable Mr. Snowpony.

The Great Equestrian Foam Sword Fight is a fabled event that happens once every fifty years. To win the event, one must incapacitate another pony using the most dangerous weapon known to pony-kind.

The foam sword.

The winner of the event is also said to win untold riches that nopony knows about. With everypony trying to win those riches, the strongest bonds will shatter, the dirtiest of tricks will be played and all bets are off. After all, there can only be one winner.

It is also one of the few times were a pony can legally knock out another pony using a piece of foam.

Tagged other due to fimficiton only allowing 5 characters.

Scootaloo has been on her own for quite some time, after her parents were taken from her. No one had suspected anything of it. But the orange pegasus will discover that she doesn't have to face life alone when she is in need of love.

After some time on the Ponynet, Twilight has discovered a new game, Planetside 2, made by Pony Online Entertainment. She gets all her friends to download it, loads up Herdspeak, and when they're all ready to kick tail together, they take separate sides. With both Unicorns on the Luna Sovereignty, both Earth Ponies fighting with the New Conglomareate, and both Pegasi loyal to the Equestrian Republic, they'll have to fight endlessly on the desert of Indar while they discover that Teamwork IS Magic.

XCOM Record: Operation: Rising Star
11:52 am, 18th Febuary, 2016
Northwestern Territories, Canada.

Summary: Witness reports contact with extra-terrestrial creature. X-ray is unconcious and unresponsive. X-ray does not match description of previously observed species.

Response: Strike-One dispatched on high alert, orders are to recover X-ray alive. Alien Containment prepared for the new arrival.

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The war ended. They were beaten back, their mothership destroyed, their command structure in ruins. Lost ships and soldiers continued in vain, but thanks to XCOM, humanity won, and the world was saved. The Volunteer saw to that - everything changed because of one man.

And then suddenly, everything changed again. Only this time, it's not a man's doing - it's a mare's.

Proofreading by the aweome Setokaiva, entirely without me asking!
Tagged Dark and rated Teen: Gore, because there is going to be some blood shed by the end of this.