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Clavier

Joined January 2012
232 followers

I am no one.

Stories (6)

  • Applejack Anonymous
    Ponyville has its secrets. Chief amongst them is that nearly everypony is in love with Applejack.

    37,254 words · 8,617 views · 1,133 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Rainbow Dash's Worst Pick-Up Line
    Rainbow Dash comes up with a new pick-up line, but it doesn't seem to be landing
    4,940 words · 1,670 views · 115 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Only Gay Pony
    The sad comedy of the only gay pony that ever there was, Fluttershy.
    3,161 words · 1,427 views · 110 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Echoes
    “What a foolish way to die.” A hero’s friends must deal with the consequences of their negligence.
    7,898 words · 1,432 views · 68 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Lost in Her Eyes
    20,044 words · 2,350 views · 102 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Cliché Hooray!
    3,808 words · 1,663 views · 39 likes · 2 dislikes

Blog Posts (9)


She’s the loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies; how could anypony not fall in love with Applejack? In fact, so much of the town has found themselves under her seductive spell, they’ve formed a secret society to help each other cope with their unbridled lust. Operating in seclusion, this group has been an unseen staple of Ponyville. Surely, though, nothing good can come of the mare herself discovering the existence of Applejack Anonymous.

Cover pic by the inimitable Mr. Snowpony.

First Published
3rd Feb 2013
Last Modified
24th Mar 2013

Comments ( 792 )

#1 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 1d ago · · ·

Hmm, this story seems familiar... :p

As for an actual comment, who did the cover art?

#2 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 1d ago · · ·
#3 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 1d ago · 16 · ·

Applejack Harem Time!:rainbowlaugh:

#4 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 1d ago · · ·

This certainly seems interesting, please continue. :derpytongue2:

#5 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 23h ago · 4 · ·

>>2068361

Reverse Harem time. Applejack is now Tenchi.

#6 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 23h ago · · ·

>>2068361

Seconded!

#7 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 22h ago · 11 · ·

I am intrigued! Please, continue. :rainbowderp:

No, really, like, right now. I want more.  :rainbowdetermined2:

#8 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 22h ago · · ·

>>2068508>>2068893

Next update next Sunday :)

#9 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 22h ago · · ·

I guess I can wait till then.

No seriously, that's cool, I like having a story to look forward to. I blogged you, just so you know. Hope some more people check you out. :ajsmug:

#10 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 22h ago · · ·

Hey, Clav! I finally uploaded the image so you can link to it and stuff: [link]

Also, can't wait to reread this story. It's gonna be a hoot!

#11 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 22h ago · · ·

>>2069019

Aww, thanks :twilightblush:

#12 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 22h ago · · ·

Fricking brilliant,

#13 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 21h ago · · ·

This was a great start to what promises to be a fantastic story. The premise is unique, the characters are in-character and I didn't notice any egregious spelling or grammar mistakes. Good job :ajsmug:

#14 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 20h ago · · ·

This is one of the funniest things that I have read in a while.  The premise is great, and your writing is fantastic, but it's the little jokes scattered throughout the story that make this so entertaining.  My favorite is the "something happens" scene.  This style of humor is what I like best about the show.  I'd give you three thumbs up if I could; unfortunately, only Pinkie can sprout limbs and digits at will.  Plus, the system only lets me thumbs up once.  

Do you plan on updating every Sunday or on a more sporadic schedule?  Either way, this'll definitely be added to my favorites list.

#15 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 20h ago · · ·

>>2069587

Every Sunday.

#16 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 20h ago · · ·

>>2069677

Awesome.  I don't know how people like you manage to write stuff regularly.  I've had an idea for a Twilight, Luna, and (indirectly) Rainbow Dash story for a few months now but never got around to writing it.  There have been other things and stuff that got in the way - for example, reading other people's fics.

I look forward to reading more about Applejack's Tuesday exploits.

#17 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 19h ago · · ·

I can't write things regularly either. If I had help I could, but I'm seemingly made of writers block.

It was a cool story and I'm happy it's gonna update regularly. It was one of those stories that actually make you laugh. not just imagine yourself laughin' or blow air out your nose slightly faster. It's wierd how I can read this and see your words make somethnig awesome, and mine just.......:derpytongue2: You know?

#19 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 19h ago · · ·

I don't even know what this is, but I liked it.

#20 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 18h ago · 4 · ·

Pfft poor Applejack. Now I wonder if the stallions have the same meetings about Big Mac, there must be something about the apples. Uh oh...what hardships will Applebloom face?

#21 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 18h ago · · ·

I want more. :flutterrage:

#22 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 17h ago · 1 · ·

lucky mare! curse you applejack for being so hot! still more of a rainbow dash guy but still......

#23 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 17h ago · 2 · ·

Yes, finally every mare in Ponyville recognizes the true awesomeness of Best Poni!

Although, I'm still hoping for a straight ship. Seriously, lesbian ponies has been run into the ground so far it's planted roots. :ajbemused:

Faved!

#24 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 17h ago · · ·

Why can't this happen to meeeeeee? :fluttercry:

#25 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 17h ago · 2 · ·

He responded with a crooked smile. “Ah don’t think that’s legal, sis.”

She stuck out her tongue in retort. “Very funny. Ah mean with somepony else, ya big galoot. Ah’ve just been thinking about it a lot Ah guess.”

Eh heh heh...

#26 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 17h ago · 17 · ·

My apples bring all the mares to my orchard...

#27 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 17h ago · · ·

>>2068893 You will definitely enjoy this one, my friend :ajsmug:

And woo! Congrats on the feature! :rainbowkiss:

#28 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 16h ago · · ·

Hahahahaha this is brilliant. As a fellow Applejack lover I heartily approve. I'm a member. :D

#29 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 16h ago · · ·

I'll be the first to admit, gay shipping is not my thing. But the premise of this story was just to good to pass up.:rainbowlaugh: And after reading the first chapter let me just say that I think I'll follow to see where this goes.

It's kind of funny when i first read the description. I thought 'I'd totally be a part of that!' Then I read that they're all mares and I could only think of the awkwardness if I showed up. (Yes, I am a guy.):ajbemused:

"H-hello, my name is Truth, and I'm in love with Applejack..."

...GO BUCK YOURSELVES!:flutterrage:

#30 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 16h ago · · ·

Well,this will end really god or really bad.

#31 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 16h ago · 3 · ·

my over all reaction to this

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#33 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 16h ago · · ·

>>2070087 clearly all the fillies will be attracted to her. and the colts dont get any i guess

#34 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 15h ago · 1 · 1 ·

Aw, a great start but you kind of spoiled the drama early.

There was such a great possibility for tension and drama but you dispensed with that way too quickly. AJ finds the group, RD/Pinkie figure it out too, then the group tells AJ they know-she-knows, all in one chapter! where's the drama? where's the tension, the slow building up?

It was like getting all my cookies at once. Oh well, I do think it was well written and you might take it places more dramatic than the initial concept, or it could be a very sloppy harem.

#35 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 15h ago · 3 · 3 ·

It's about time Applejack gets some serious attention. :ajbemused:

#37 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 15h ago · · ·

>>2070087 Big Mac Anonymous...

Applebloom Anonymous.

Oh god.

... Granny Smith Anonymous.

And then there's "We all love Braeburn and we don't care." Which is just everyone.

#38 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 15h ago · 1 · ·

>>2070815 You... You aren't into same sex shipping?

... And you're a part of this fandom? Where are you getting these stories from exactly?

#39 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 15h ago · · ·

>>2071159 You'd be surprised at the amount of talented writers there are in this fandom.:twilightsmile:

#40 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 15h ago · · ·

>>2071214 I like to think I'm one of them. I was just pointing out that I have read two stories with m/f primary shipping. Romance Reports, and Diaries of a Madman.

#41 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 15h ago · 2 · ·

Congratulations, I am now all out of "What the crap?"'s to give.

#42 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 15h ago · · ·

>>2071226 I came off as a sarcastic douche didn't I?:facehoof: My bad:twilightblush:

#44 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 14h ago · · ·

The awkward moment when everyone realizes the ending is a dream.

>>2071322 Hey. It's okay. In the end, what are we all but sarcastic douches?

#45 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 14h ago · · ·

I'll give it a go

#46 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 14h ago · · ·

where can i join this group.  i think i need it.  :moustache: sorry apple jack :ajsleepy:

#47 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 14h ago · 1 · ·

Okay...what the "BUY SOME APPLES" did I just read?  It's incredibly well written, and I'm pretty sure that bit at the end was a dream, but...what the "BUY SOME APPLES" did I just read?

#48 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 14h ago · · ·

>>2071247  I'm out of "What the heck just happened?" to give too.  I think we've just been majorly :trollestia:

#49 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 14h ago · 2 · ·

GLORIOUS.

That is all. :|

#50 · Chapter 1 · 85w, 13h ago · · ·

>>2071151 Braeburn is awesome...and hilariously random.

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