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  • T Rainbow Dash's Worst Pick-Up Line

    Rainbow Dash comes up with a new pick-up line, but it doesn't seem to be landing
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  • T The Only Gay Pony

    The sad comedy of the only gay pony that ever there was, Fluttershy.
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  • T Echoes

    “What a foolish way to die.” A hero’s friends must deal with the consequences of their negligence.
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  • T Lost in Her Eyes

    Rainbow finds herself falling for her best friend. Another Appledash ship with a few quirks.
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  • 86w, 5d
    And So They Boinked The End

    Making this a blog post is the only way I can think of to make this clear to readers, so sorry for the spam.

    Chapter 5 is not the end of AJA! What the heck, people! Is ending with the beginning of a relationship so common in this fandom that I can begin one and everyone jumps ship? Even with half the characters in awkward, unfortunate positions? This is merely a development, not the terminus. Not sure what else I can say without spoiling anything, but suffice it to say that I’m not going to leave the story with the main conflict unresolved…

    4 comments · 246 views
  • 90w, 1d
    The Elegy of the Fingerless Pony

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  • 114w, 5d
    Looking for an editor or prereader

    Exactly like it says on the tin. I have a story coming up, and I need help with it. Anyone who feels they'd like to edit or preread for me would be greatly appreciated. PM me if you're interested. The story is titled Applejack Anonymous, and it's a romantic comedy of sorts.

    Cheers,

    - Clavier

    2 comments · 161 views
  • 126w, 2h
    Pseudohiatus

    Just a quick note to my SBCM readers: I'm going to be out of town for two weeks, then it'll take me at least another week to write another chapter. I was considering getting a chapter of SBCM together for this weekend, but that's not going to happen, and instead I decided to finish up my other ongoing fic to get it out of the way. The bad news: At least a three week break 'til the next chapter. I can't call this a hiatus since chapters have taken me longer than that on a regular basis. The good news: With my other ongoing fic mopped up, my attention will be undivided until SBCM meets its grizzly end.

    OH, and by the way, I'm very, very curious: How many of you were surprised by the twist of who was blamed in chapter 6? I feared it would be obvious, but the feedback so far as suggested otherwise.

    Cheers,

    - Clavier

    4 comments · 114 views
  • 129w, 13m
    Lost in her Eyes Chapter 6

    Just a bit of a ramble. I'll be posting chapter 6 tomorrow unless things go horribly wrong, after a reread without cobwebs in my brain.

    I wrote chapter 6 by my original plan, but I wasn't entirely happy with it, so I went back over it and tweaked it a bit. It still wasn't quite up to snuff, so I went back over it again, and this time I added a little scene. But the little scene was so fun, I added a bit more ... and a bit more ... and a bit more! And then that little scene was a not-insignificant change to my planned plot, and that little scene is in fact the entirety of chapter 6 (having concluded the bit of story I wanted to get across in my usual ~2,000 words for this fic[1]). Much of what I'd written for chapter 6 is moot, and what isn't will get pushed into chapter 7. Except for the first ten words ( ;) ), this was all written today, but some of what will be chapter 7 was written in the two weeks before.

    So yeah, there's that. I'm completely off the rails now, I have no more idea what's going to happen next than you do. Obviously when I'm writing a story with a completely arbitrary restraint that already makes things a bit quirky, the best idea is to go hog-wild and write off the cuff.

    I am a very stupid writer. Good thing it's not my vocation.

    Oh, and as I always put at the end of these, sorry for the spam for what turns out to be just a boring ol' blog post :)

    [1]: I'm obviously very tired if I feel like ranting this, but I know I have a very terse writing style. Knowing is one thing, repairing is another. Part, perhaps most of why I'm writing these is to work on that. In this story I'm restricting myself to one perspective per chapter (i.e., only one character's state of mind is known, all others are only seen through her perspective, without an omniscient narrator), which tends to make things even shorter, at least by my reckoning. In my opinion, however, that reads better for this kind of story.

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She’s the loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies; how could anypony not fall in love with Applejack? In fact, so much of the town has found themselves under her seductive spell, they’ve formed a secret society to help each other cope with their unbridled lust. Operating in seclusion, this group has been an unseen staple of Ponyville. Surely, though, nothing good can come of the mare herself discovering the existence of Applejack Anonymous.

Cover pic by the inimitable Mr. Snowpony.

First Published
3rd Feb 2013
Last Modified
24th Mar 2013

Hmm, this story seems familiar... :p

As for an actual comment, who did the cover art?

Applejack Harem Time!:rainbowlaugh:

This certainly seems interesting, please continue. :derpytongue2:

>>2068361

Reverse Harem time. Applejack is now Tenchi.

I am intrigued! Please, continue. :rainbowderp:

No, really, like, right now. I want more.  :rainbowdetermined2:

I guess I can wait till then.

No seriously, that's cool, I like having a story to look forward to. I blogged you, just so you know. Hope some more people check you out. :ajsmug:

Hey, Clav! I finally uploaded the image so you can link to it and stuff: [link]

Also, can't wait to reread this story. It's gonna be a hoot!

Fricking brilliant,

This was a great start to what promises to be a fantastic story. The premise is unique, the characters are in-character and I didn't notice any egregious spelling or grammar mistakes. Good job :ajsmug:

This is one of the funniest things that I have read in a while.  The premise is great, and your writing is fantastic, but it's the little jokes scattered throughout the story that make this so entertaining.  My favorite is the "something happens" scene.  This style of humor is what I like best about the show.  I'd give you three thumbs up if I could; unfortunately, only Pinkie can sprout limbs and digits at will.  Plus, the system only lets me thumbs up once.  

Do you plan on updating every Sunday or on a more sporadic schedule?  Either way, this'll definitely be added to my favorites list.

>>2069677

Awesome.  I don't know how people like you manage to write stuff regularly.  I've had an idea for a Twilight, Luna, and (indirectly) Rainbow Dash story for a few months now but never got around to writing it.  There have been other things and stuff that got in the way - for example, reading other people's fics.

I look forward to reading more about Applejack's Tuesday exploits.

I can't write things regularly either. If I had help I could, but I'm seemingly made of writers block.

It was a cool story and I'm happy it's gonna update regularly. It was one of those stories that actually make you laugh. not just imagine yourself laughin' or blow air out your nose slightly faster. It's wierd how I can read this and see your words make somethnig awesome, and mine just.......:derpytongue2: You know?

I don't even know what this is, but I liked it.

Pfft poor Applejack. Now I wonder if the stallions have the same meetings about Big Mac, there must be something about the apples. Uh oh...what hardships will Applebloom face?

lucky mare! curse you applejack for being so hot! still more of a rainbow dash guy but still......

Yes, finally every mare in Ponyville recognizes the true awesomeness of Best Poni!

Although, I'm still hoping for a straight ship. Seriously, lesbian ponies has been run into the ground so far it's planted roots. :ajbemused:

Faved!

Why can't this happen to meeeeeee? :fluttercry:

He responded with a crooked smile. “Ah don’t think that’s legal, sis.”

She stuck out her tongue in retort. “Very funny. Ah mean with somepony else, ya big galoot. Ah’ve just been thinking about it a lot Ah guess.”

Eh heh heh...

My apples bring all the mares to my orchard...

>>2068893 You will definitely enjoy this one, my friend :ajsmug:

And woo! Congrats on the feature! :rainbowkiss:

Hahahahaha this is brilliant. As a fellow Applejack lover I heartily approve. I'm a member. :D

I'll be the first to admit, gay shipping is not my thing. But the premise of this story was just to good to pass up.:rainbowlaugh: And after reading the first chapter let me just say that I think I'll follow to see where this goes.

It's kind of funny when i first read the description. I thought 'I'd totally be a part of that!' Then I read that they're all mares and I could only think of the awkwardness if I showed up. (Yes, I am a guy.):ajbemused:

"H-hello, my name is Truth, and I'm in love with Applejack..."

...GO BUCK YOURSELVES!:flutterrage:

Well,this will end really god or really bad.

my over all reaction to this

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>>2070087 clearly all the fillies will be attracted to her. and the colts dont get any i guess

Aw, a great start but you kind of spoiled the drama early.

There was such a great possibility for tension and drama but you dispensed with that way too quickly. AJ finds the group, RD/Pinkie figure it out too, then the group tells AJ they know-she-knows, all in one chapter! where's the drama? where's the tension, the slow building up?

It was like getting all my cookies at once. Oh well, I do think it was well written and you might take it places more dramatic than the initial concept, or it could be a very sloppy harem.

It's about time Applejack gets some serious attention. :ajbemused:

>>2070087 Big Mac Anonymous...

Applebloom Anonymous.

Oh god.

... Granny Smith Anonymous.

And then there's "We all love Braeburn and we don't care." Which is just everyone.

>>2070815 You... You aren't into same sex shipping?

... And you're a part of this fandom? Where are you getting these stories from exactly?

>>2071159 You'd be surprised at the amount of talented writers there are in this fandom.:twilightsmile:

>>2071214 I like to think I'm one of them. I was just pointing out that I have read two stories with m/f primary shipping. Romance Reports, and Diaries of a Madman.

Congratulations, I am now all out of "What the crap?"'s to give.

>>2071226 I came off as a sarcastic douche didn't I?:facehoof: My bad:twilightblush:

The awkward moment when everyone realizes the ending is a dream.

>>2071322 Hey. It's okay. In the end, what are we all but sarcastic douches?

I'll give it a go

where can i join this group.  i think i need it.  :moustache: sorry apple jack :ajsleepy:

Okay...what the "BUY SOME APPLES" did I just read?  It's incredibly well written, and I'm pretty sure that bit at the end was a dream, but...what the "BUY SOME APPLES" did I just read?

>>2071247  I'm out of "What the heck just happened?" to give too.  I think we've just been majorly :trollestia:

GLORIOUS.

That is all. :|

>>2071151 Braeburn is awesome...and hilariously random.

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