I have amalgamated all possible clichés in ponydom (ponidom?) into one (one-shot) story. Or at least, a lot of them. By my understanding, that means that this should be the single greatest fanfic ever written. That's how clichés work, isn't it?
This story has oblique references to gore and sexual themes, but nothing really explicit. I have tried to keep them well short of actually requiring mature classification. It's all in good fun.
(In case it's unclear, this story is a parody of everything)
Chapters (1)
LOL WUT
This was... Amusing. It made me giggle a few times. So thumbs up and let us never speak of this again....
What is this I don't even
Take all of my thumbs up.
Wat.
OHMYGOSHWAT
*ahem*
>Rarity laughed at this comment, then added, “Die Erde Ponys sind nur gut für körperliche Arbeit!”
Oh Rarity, sie sind so deutsch.
Veni, vidi, 180...
I came, I saw, I turned around and walked away.
I think my brain just broke from laughing.
Extremely Tedious Magical Incantations with No Practical Application...best name for book ever.
This just proves why I avoid most fics. Although I am confuzled as to why Sweetie Belle was turned into a meal.
"No, this wasn’t for honor or love. This was for sex!"
Hands down, the best part of the story
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MR. AVEER
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I'll admit there wasn't much of a cliché in that one, but I wanted a pony-on-Earth story without too much fuss.
Damn, I was planning to right a cliche story
oh well, on to my over the top mane 6 x mane 6 polygamist idea
EDIT: Loved the story, still might write a cliche story, but perhaps one that makes a bit more sence, and in my own writing style
That is if I ever stop procrastinating
Whut. . . I . . . I don't even know. So.. Cupcakes, Rainbow Factory, A Precious Rainbow. I got the mollestia meme. . . Why no Friendship Nuke? Even so. . . I'm still confused. I chuckled at a few bits but mostly I was confused. I'm just glad you left poor
out of it. And what about 
?
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I can only fit in so much
Flutterrage in particular I intended to get in at the end, but I was somehow much more amused by her just feeling despondent and violated. Yaaaaay!
I love this whole comment stream by the way. It warms the cockles of my heart that I've brought confusion to so many.
Um...
Short, sweet, and full of all of the vitamins and minerals a brony needs from fanfiction all at once!
First impression:
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Second impression:
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Me after reading:
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248039 I don't know what to be more confused at, the story, or the expression 'cockles of my heart'.
Needs a human-obsessed lyra and a changeling Bon Bon or Fluttershy
Actually, more changelings in general.