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Zecora Once Again Wakes up to Find Burning, Lowercase T in Front Yard

Zecora Once Again Wakes up to Find Burning Lower Case T in Front Yard

Everfree Forest, Equestria- Sources confirmed Tuesday that Zecora, a local potion master and zebra, woke up to find yet another burning, lower case t in her front yard. However, this is not the first time our Everfree resident has experienced something like this. For several months now, the confused Zebra has woken up to find billowing smoke and several burning lowercase Ts.

When reached for a comment, the confused resident had this to say. "Those silly, filly pranksters are at it again," she stated, "Their antics always make me laugh and grin. Though, I am beginning to question, if they are trying to send me a message." When asked around Ponyville what these perpetrators are up to, two young mares in bed sheets had this to say.

"Well darling, I'm not saying I know who did this or why." the unicorn answered. "But perhaps it's a message telling that uncouth zebra to stay where she belongs."

"Yeah, ya'll Zebra folk better stay where ya belong," stated her earth mare friend. The truth is, we may never find out who pulled these wonderfully playful pranks.

"I'm just glad I didn't wake up covered in tar and feathers again." Zecora finished.

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Comments

[Cynderfall]

Hah. Racism.