The Onion: Equestrian Bureau

by The Read Later List

Wonderbolt Celebrity Spitfire Announces Her Engagement to a Stack of Sandwiches

Spitfire and her new fiance

Las Pegasus, Equestria- Sources confirmed Tuesday that national celebrity and Wonderbolt, Spitfire, anounced her engagement to a pile of peanut butter sandwiches. While it is no secret that these two have been in the throw of romance for the past two years, it's come as a shock that the proposal came so suddenly. Many had actually assumed that the couple would break off due to the whole fiasco when Spitfire's parents accidentally ate part of the sandwiches' parents when the restaurant they were dining at took too long to serve the group.

"I'm happy to say that the sandwiches and I are getting married next spring," stated Spitfire to our on-site reporter. "We've had our rough patches, especially the time when I caught them on a picnic with that Rainbow skank. But that's all behind us and we decided we want to take this to the next level. I just can't wait to give it the baby sandwich pegasi we've talked about."

The engagement took place Monday afternoon when Spitfire and the sandwiches were taking a swim in the ocean. After swatting away various seagulls and pelicans who attempted to consume the sandwiches, Spitfire was surprised to see the sandwiches fall to one side and reveal a diamond ring lodged in a layer of crust. Needless to say, she said yes.

Comments

[Digitalis]

I hope they live a long, happy life.

[MADC3]

I wonder what the kids would like like?

[Haybales22]

2321721 If they were just pegasi, theyd look a bit like Scootaloo.
Orangy coat-Peanut butter
Purply pink mane -jam
or just winged sandwiches.

[an1979]

Small typo

took to long to serve the group.

took too long to serve the group.