Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 3
By TDR
Mitchell Duel,
part 5
[Ponyville]
The imminent destruction that many in the Ponyville betting pool were waiting for was thankfully not coming.
Despite her tone, Twilight had had a rather good day. After escaping Ponyville she and Applejack had stopped for breakfast in Canterlot at Doughnut Joe's, gotten the farm mare to her doctors appointment on time. As such Applejack was cleared by a specialist. That was good news as now Twilight wouldn't have to listen to Applejack whine about sitting around for that much longer. Though Applejack was still very limited on what she was going to be allowed to do, she wouldn't be forced to do nothing but rest like she had been.
Pinkie Pie was tired of having to hog tie the mare to her bed.
And not in the fun way.
The pair had wandered around Canterlot for a while, had a nice lunch, talked to some of Sweet Apple Acres buyers and checked out a few bookstores. They were going to have tea with Princess Celestia, but it seemed she was out, so they used the time to pick up Spike's comics from his pull box at the store and few things here and there for the others.
After a nice day like that, and a few more doughnuts for the road, they headed back to Ponyville on the afternoon train fully expecting to deal with something.
Seeing the dome as they headed towards town, Applejack and Twilight both agreed that if they ever needed to go to Canterlot for something they would schedule it on a Tuesday from this point on.
Breaking the shield for the train to pass wasn't that hard. There was more power in it than she expected, but Twilight had dealt with worse far more often than she liked.
Of course once inside she couldn't help let out exactly what she was thinking seeing the multitude of illusions, statues and topiary of her brother around.
Twilight let out a small sigh rubbing her temples with a hoof. She should have asked more questions this morning. Though to be honest she didn't really want to know. The towns ingrained mentality of 'let it happen and clean up later' still didn't sit well with her.
Now She was standing with Applejack, Spike, and pretty much the rest of Ponyville, staring at three females who looked like foals caught in the cookie jar, oh and the other three that were clearly brain damaged given they liked her drama prone brother.
Chrysalis had run off the moment she saw Twilight.
Twilight mentally ranked her up a notch in terms of intelligence.
“Princess Celestia....” Twilight began.
“I'm allowed to take a day off every once and a while.” Celestia stated firmly.
“Fair enough, but we were supposed to have tea.... and evidently you left with enough speed to panic half of Canterlot.” Twilight sighed.” Ehh whatever the nobles are your problem.”
Twilight looked at the next one as Celestia let out long held breath in relief.
“Princess Luna....”
“You know our reasoning Twilight. Besides, some pony needed to clean up after mine sister.” Luna offered.
Twilight raised an eyebrow glancing at the few craters and all the fake Rahses about.
“We said we were cleaning up after our sister, not any pony else.” Luna added quickly.
Twilight rolled her eyes before looking at Cadence.
“What? I needed to give your big brother a break sooner or later. I mean we're almost finished with the palace and the rest of the empire isn't quite cleaned up yet for that sort of activity....” Cadence began.
Twilight winced. “ No, stop, stop, don't care TMI, TMI.... ugh”
Moving past the three princesses who seemed quite pleased with themselves for getting away unscathed, Twilight looked at the Three females who seemed to have caused the greatest mess.
“Okay... Trixie I know is after Rahs, and I take Spike was right about you two?” Twilight offered frowning at Jynx recalling her last encounter with diamond dogs. That glare shifted to the still undisguised Saturnia who Twilight thought was very pink for a changeling.
“I find it very hard to believe that there's some one other than Trixie with such a horrid taste in males.” Twilight sighed.
“ There is nothing wrong with Rahs!” Saturnia stated.
“He's my brother , there's plenty wrong with him.” Twilight corrected.
“Trixie agrees there is nothing wrong with Fuzzy he is quite the handsome moon dog.” Trixie stated getting glare from Twilight.
“Okay you know what. Don't care, I've got shopping to unpack. Just clean up this mess and I'm pretty sure every one will agree today never happened.”
“Except Shy, cause she won the pot.” Dash added.
“Right, what ever.. Where even is Rahs?” Twilight asked.
Trixie, Jynx, and Saturnia looked at each other then looked around confused.
Twilight slapped herself in the face with a hoof as Spike laughed.
“Seriously you've been fighting over him all day and you don't even know where he is?” Spike cackled.
About this point a pair of foals struggled into the middle of town pulling a large gold colored block of stone. The pair managed to get almost to the middle of the road in front of the gathered towns folk before both collapsed panting hard as a illusion of an over sized Trixie sat on the block dressed as a queen glared down at them.
“Please great, huff, and powerful Trixie can we stop...” Snips whined.
“Yeah we've been pulling this thing for days...” Snails panted.
Twilight raised an eyebrow looking at Trixie.
“ It's hardly been an hour and if they didn't want to be stuck doing menial labor all day they shouldn't have skipped school.” Trixie stated.
Twilight glanced to Spike who nodded though any more conversation was cut off as Rainbow Dash whistled shrilly.
Also sitting on the slab of stone the colts had been pulling was one of Rarity's fainting couches, reclining on that and eating grapes from a bowl was Rahs.
The whistle from Rainbow Dash brought to everyone in the towns attention what the dark blue furred moon dog was wearing, which wasn't much. Wrapped gold sandals around his rear paws and ankles with matching bracelets and collar around his arms and neck. A thick ornate gold belt hugged with waist with a fine purplish red loincloth that fell to his ankles but left his legs free. His top was covered by what looked like a metal bikini of the same gold and maroon coloration as the belt and loincloth. The outfit some what matched the over sized Trixie illusion staring down at Snips and Snails and was very reminiscent of a certain famous sci-fi Princess.
Jynx, Trixie, and Saturnia stared.
“When did you put him in that?" Jynx asked trying not to drool.
“Trixie did not, but she wishes she had.” Trixie muttered.
“Uhhhhhhh.” Saturnia stated eloquently.
Twilight however was not impressed. "Rahs.. that had better not be my Nightmare night costume!”
Big Mac who was watching on confused, heard that, looked at the costume on Rahs, looked at Twilight picturing how it would fit on her, and promptly excused himself very quickly.
“Bork” Rahs taunted.
“IT DOES NOT LOOK BETTER ON YOU!” Twilight snapped.
“Disagree.“ Rahs' three suitors stated together.
“Take that off right now!!” Twilight shouted.
“SLOWLY!!”came the cry from most of the towns ponies, much to Rainbow Dash's annoyance that her line was being stolen.
Rahs for once seemed a bit embarrassed by that much attention, though he shrugged.
“Bork!”
“What! ? You did not just .. it is not too baggy on your fat ass... !!” Twilight shrieked leaping onto the slab rushing her brother, who wisely stood up and fled. Spike sighed tugging on Pinkie Pie's mane and pulling her head down to his level before reaching into her poofy hair a moment and pulling out a rolled up newspaper and a spray bottle of water before chasing after his siblings.
Every one stared after them as the first explosions started down the street before turning their attention back to the Princesses. Sparkle shenanigans were old news. All three princesses being in town at once was new.
Besides there were bets on the line.
“Well as much fun as this was if you three are serious about courting Rahs you need to tell him how you feel. Today.” Cadence ordered as she trotted up to the three. “If he's anything like Shiny, he's as dense as lead.”
“I also would ask that you accompany me afterwards Miss Lulumoon. I have questions on where you acquired that amulet.” Luna added in.
“I'm sure your pack is in need of supervision given I saw a few of them being chased by a skunk when I was knocked over the edge of the forest.” Celestia pointed out to Jynx.
“And we need to have a talk any way.” Cadence added as she looked to Saturnia.
The three looked at each other clearly about to argue again before Luna sighed. “Trixie speak first , Saturnia then Jynx. Do not interrupt each other, state your feelings and intent to him directly, grand pup or not he is not that bright when it comes to his relationships.”
The three nodded then darted off after the screams of Twilight and the taunting barks of Rahs.
With that done Celestia looked over at the rest of the town who was still staring at them. She took note of some bits changing hooves still.
“Soooo who wants to watch me lower the sun and Luna raise the moon?” Princess Celestia asked.
“Does that mean party?” Pinkie Pie asked.
“Sure why not.” Celestia chuckled as Pinkie Pie squeed.
Cadence however was looking over the crowd curiously. For a moment there she thought she felt a rather intense burst of lust from the crowd that didn't come from the trio of Rahs' possible suitors. It wasn't Dash either. Had she missed some one? Scanning the crowd she didn't see any one who looked like they might have a interest in Rahs and the flare was over rather quickly despite how strong it was.
Curious.
[3 fires, 6 explosions, and a angry flock of chickens later ]
Rahs harrumphed, shifting his coat back on over his shoulders before trying to wipe the excess water from his face. Spike had gotten good with that sprayer.
Of course now he was just confused again.
Jynx, Saturnia, and Trixie had shown up before him with Luna and Cadence watching in the background near a bush. Oddly the pair of goddesses, including the bush, had little flags they were waving with the girls names on them.
The three had evidently something planed and it worried Rahs a little, particularly as Trixie approached with other two glaring at her.
Rahs raised a eyebrow as Trixie trotted up to him her horn glowing forming a rather elegant and very familiar yellow dress around herself with illusions. She rose up on her back legs one fore hoof on his chest as she smiled.
The scene was very familiar to him though by this point he had usually been replaced by the pony playing the Prince.
“It is you.” Trixie said softly before kissing his cheek lightly, fire works starting to go off in the air above them all. “ And I do mean that more than just in a scene Fuzzy.”
Rahs blinked as Trixie sighed softly before she moved off with a glare at the other two as she let the illusions fade leaving Rahs wide eyed at the meaning of that.
The two goddesses and the bush all held up score cards, with Luna giving a 10, Cadence a 8 and the bush a 4.
Saturnia sighed frowning a little as she revised her plan , then she smiled shifting back to the blue pegasus form Rahs knew briefly before approaching him.
“Ancient Armour, scene eight page one twenty, line four. “Saturnia stated leaning up to kiss Rahs' other cheek. “And yes, I mean it like that.”
Rahs turned bright red red recalling what that scene was.
Luna was also red and held up a 9, Cadence had a confused 5 held up and the Bush held up an 23 before Cadence smacked it with a wing.
Jynx watched Saturnia and Trixie backed off with a frown. She didn't have any sort of secret thing to pass on like the other two did that confessed their feelings. Still she wasn't going to give up.
She moved up to the still blushing Rahs and smoothed down her ruined dress a bit before looking down at him. The moon dog blinked up at her a moment before she quickly swept his legs out from under him, caught him with an arm, and planted a rather deep kiss right on his lips.
Luna offered a 9 though Cadence and the bush both held up 10s.
Jynx lifted Rahs back up to his paws smiled at him and walked off her scared tail wagging.
The other two glared at the diamond dog Alpha who simply stuck her tongue out at both of them as they left along with the goddesses to deal with their respective issues.
Rahs stood there a moment alone staring blankly into the night one ear half drooped.
“What?”
“HAHAHA suck it !. 'Stop making stupid bets Lyra.' 'Where do you come up with these ideas Lyra?' ' Here to waste more of your bits Lyra?' Who just won the TRIXIE POOL SUCKERS!!!” Lyra cackled dancing past with a very large bag of bits floating in her magic and a clearly long suffering Bon Bon walking beside her as Lyra kept yelling back at the main crowd of the Ponyville betting pool.
“WHAT!?” Rahs demanded of the night.
*imminent
*thankfully
*vying
Ha, it's funny how the three goddesses behaved as if they were afraid of scolding (or worse?) from Twilight.
And now Rahs knows. Or maybe he still doesn't get it.
I so wanna see those conversations panning out
Okay, you got my attention.
Wait, Spike know how Pinkie's secret party stash work? I wonder whether she charge him for monthly fee or annual fee.
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he doesn't know , he just accepts that it does.
Lyra is going to be INSUFFERABLE for who knows how long and I love it.
Poor Rahs. So confused that he forgot to dog speak.
Now that is one way to flip over a guys overly dense mind! :D
Yup, she's the smartest of the gods we've seen.
Sounds about right.
now cadence get to meet her daughter..... this is a chapter I been wait for.
Rahs
Ha! Nice.
Clearly it does
Clearly the disciplinarian of the trio
Well given that Luna's RIGHT THERE I'm sure she'll answer
Damnit, there goes my money.... stupid twilight *grumble*
Interesting. That Saturnia knows that (probably innuendo-laden) lines implies a couple of possibilities:
- She reads them
- She writes them
- She is in contact with whoever writes them
Haven't addressed the whole "Changeling Magic is chocolate" part to Rahs though, which would be a complication. Only possible modifier is that her sire is Cadance, which would possibly make it Strawberry flavored as well, not that he likes it anymore considering how it was jammed down his gut last time. Not too much to say about Jynx, aside from her shift to wanting what originally a sperm donor to now actually caring about him. Does not hurt that her training helped keep him alive, after all.
Still rootin' for Trixie personally.
Also laughing at how mundane Sparke Shenanigans have gotten, as well as the pot winners. That Rahs rocks Twilight's outfits better than she does is bloody hilarious.
Ok did I place a bet on rahas talking at any point?
Well a few amount of ponies are going to have a wet dream about that princess Lea outfit
Twilight is back in town and does not seem happy. /popcorn
Ah, she's in a good mood, so she'll give you a choice between two broken limbs of your choosing, or a concussion.
Get one of those in Ponyville, stat! Preferably connected to the library.
Danmit story, it's no fun making these jokes if you are going to go there right away anyway.
The Genre Saviness is over 9000!
How long till Ponyville becomes a ghost town on Tuesday?
Trying to stop it just makes things that much worse in the long run.
Nice fake out there. Also HEY! Not sure if that's a bigger insult to them or Rahs.
Smart buggo.
See!
For now............
Cadance used blatant kinkiness, it's super effective.Is Shiny just huddled on a bed, gasping for breath while looking all shriveled and dehydrated at this point?
Well you see, when a mommy changeling and a mommy alicorn.....
Will somecreature just bucking TELL HIM already!?
That seems to be the important question.
Rahs is pulling a Xerxes on that thing, isn't he?
Or be so freaking pathetically stupid.
CALLED IT!
Well then, I bet he could pull that off.
Drama Dog.......
pffffffffft, also DO WANT!
Ehhhh, I'm not sure Twilight.... it is better suited for a biped afterall. Now, on Jynx................. pardon me, I need to ummm, go follow Big Mac.....
Spike has transcended all boundaries and emerged into a level of sanity from which reality itself becomes his to mold as he wishes.
Why am I thinking the lead up to her getting it through his head she wanted to hump his brain out included him advising her that the bed was a really bad place for the game she wanted to show him cause of how had it was to keep notes straight and roll dice on it.
She really does need some better genes in that pack....
This should be interesting.
GO LUNA! Now follow through on this!
Of course, party means cake.
Huh, interesting.
Smooth Chryssi, real smooth.
That's typecasting!
So Chryssi is Russian?
Did she just offer to show him the benefits of having a child of a Love Goddess around?
See, Luna is a fair judge, Cadance.... you just gotta know your audience at times.
Walk up, grab his hands, slam them on your breasts and tell him. "I want to rut you senseless." Should get points from Chryssi for directness.
This works too, and yeah, trust the succubus to like the direct approach.
The laws of probability have warped so bad around this town, the conspiracy nutjob is the most accurate one. Also, we can see plot twists coming, just go with Lyra's bet!
Will somepony smack some sense into him please?
Well, now we just need to see how long it takes Rahs to process this news. And if that new burst of interest will show up to make things even more complicated.
Still, nice wrap up to this insanity, clever twist to events, and just... the absurd fun of things never gets old. Guessing an epilogue of him dealing with that, or will it be the plot/sideplot of the next episode?
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The episode started with us learning she's spent time with Rahs talking about the 'romance' novels he likes, so we know she's into them already.
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Do you want to be lectured by Twilight? Especially this Twilight, who tends to take the phrase 'pound it into their heads' literally?
Well it's bad for the poor lunar pup now it's only going to get worse when those other unnamed females go for his attention
As amazing as this whole episode has been... Lyra has to be my favorite part. That was hilarious.
Someone get me something serious ahm dieing
Leave it to spike to reign in... (lol, puns) his siblings.
This is true
I've been wondering about that myself
I am Spike in this scene
Very
So that's where Chryssie went
Oh a harsh score from Chryssie
Hey, this is a 10 point score system, no cheating
Oh ho high score from the judges
Wow. They accomplished something few have ever done. They got him to speak english/equish/whatever.
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The running joke for the whole series is that he tends to have one line of of understandable dialogue per episode. Save in episodes where he's a pony. In those he has 1 line of dog speak.
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Didn't he already....oh, no. That was a previous one. Ok, don't mind me.
Rahs can't be that dense i hope.
What was the bet Lyra won? Having trouble finding that.
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That Trixie would go supervillain and fight Twilight for Rahs before he wised up to her liking him.
Sweet Hastur's Buttocks, Rahs is about as dense as drop-forged neutronium, isn't he?
Wut
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Tis expected.
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You seem to be blowing through all the old chapters. I mean i write fast but ... you're gonna catch up soon at this rate.
Could someone remind me what Lyra’s bet was?
Well I hope he is ready for being a polygamist.
O yeah... If the 3 Co-op or share they all got a litter ~♡
Luna swarmed in Foal/Puppys or Grubs...
9000 LVL cuteness overload!
Happy Lyra is cute.
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See 'Azbantium'
https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Azbantium
The moment the text started describing a loincloth on Rahs, I'm afraid my mind edited in Whammu's get-up and 'Awaken, My Masters!' started playing in my head.
I know I'm late to the party, but did anyone do fan-art of this particular moment?
i am fucking dieing laughing at this part so much it's seriously hard to type this out
Lyra hands down did it... 👍
... Oh my God. That was the first sign...
Well Rahs now can't play the not knowing dense fool.
This is where the real romance starts