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You had Pinkie Pie make a Return Of The Joker reference, I love you for that.
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Well-spotted! I was worried that might be too obscure nineteen years after its release. It's still one of my favorite Batman stories, especially the uncensored version where the Joker was that much more brutal and his end far more suitable.
Happy Halloween everybody! Been a while since I've done a longpost and seeing as Fallout Equestria got it's first since last summer, I should be a pal and leave one here.
Screwing said equine counterpart on the other hand...
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Prince Blueblood has been taking quite a lot as others come and it hasn't helped him much! Perhaps you need to re-think your strategy, Patton!
Well except for Starlight Glimmer...
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Awwwww!
No, you are perfect. Every brony should be honored to write a character based on you. I did it myself with my Fallout Equestria story and I never had more fun writing anything in my entire life.
The two of them just work. The writers played the whole angle of reformed bad guys but deeper than that I think Starlight just appreciates Trixie for being absolutely genuine. Did she sell out after she reformed? Hell no because Trixie doesn't sell out for anybody. I'm glad she didn't become the Mane Six's friend and got her own friends. It's more realistic and honors her independent spirit as being more than just some act of insecurity but a real and immutable part of her nature. I forgot to credit the writers for that on your blog so I do so here out of a desire to set that bit of detail straight. Buck up Trixie, you rule! Also you're a friggin' Goddess in FoE!
I may have asked before but is Faust an actual character in your headcanon? I did add her into my Warcraft/MLP hybrid canon as a Titanic creation tasked with completing the work of creating a perfect order which the Titans had started after banishing Discord from primordial Equestria. She may also be the One True Goddess of Highborne Religion before it was corrupted into what it became after Juniper was created.
Diversity is our strength! Can't wait until one of them has to try to patch a pothole or work on the sewer system with neverending horniness. This society has absolutely zero chance of thriving unless it can be cleansed.
What else can I say about this I haven't already said? When the CMC have sex in this story it really feels like the CMC is talking! I mean it's almost uncanny at times how on-point the writing is! Makes for some good laughs.
Gives the old meme about gamers rising up a whole new twist!
Ewwwwwww! Forget Rarity, I'm about to pass the fuck out from this crime against fashion!
And several readers like myself! Nightmarity may be evil but this is just cruel to subject her to.
Been a while since I've seen you do narrative ellipses. I'm getting TAS flashbacks from 2015!
Still a better fate than what happened to the changelings in canon. I didn't bitch about that on your blog but honestly. it might be the worst thing aside from the Friendship School that befell the struggling show. I guess once I'm done being pissed off at seasons 8 and 9 I can start talking about just what ghastly lows season 7 had descended to at points, especially the first half. Season 7 had a lot of good moments but one must consider the rancid Calcutta sewer water we had to wade neck deep through to get to them.
You can always count on a liar to lie in one way or another so that checks out. Just don't let her invade Greece or you'll end up having to bail her out.
Impossible to find good goons these days. How will we ever get that power grid and internet access back online?
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It's like seeing Arnold Schwarzenegger being followed out of an elevator by Danny Devito.
Senset Shimmer 24/7 bent over is the best timeline in which to find oneself. God bless unicorn Sunset Shimmer!
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Man, that's hot!
Oh hell, I feel a Roseluck and friends bit coming on! It will have to wait until tomorrow though. It's late and I need some sleep.
~ End part one ~
I am wondering what army Eclipse is talking about but it did surprise me that she didn't have the corrupted weather team convert more ponies it seems the answer will come in the next chapter. It seems that Spike and the crusaders will also be meeting soon and I'm wondering if they convert the colts before or after that. I am also curious to what exactly Sunset's plan is.
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Indeed it will. But you did get one or two clues in this chapter as well as previous ones. Suffice it to say, she's planned well.
Answers next chapter! You also wonder how long it'll be before they get pulled before Eclipse as well.
Even she's not entirely sure yet; she just has the broad outlines of at least a couple plans--one of which is a counterspell generated from the human side with the help of the human bearers--that now needs to be refined further. She's basically trusting that the map pulled them there because they can solve whatever 'friendship problem' it sensed and set things right.
Roseluck Lily and their third microphone Lyra can handle things from here!
Hey this isn't sex! Nopony is enjoying herself in this scene. Why have I been summoned to talk about ancient history?
Lyra called and told me to bring you here. She said something about you having some familiarity with... uh... 'exotic' partners. Whatever that means.
What is? I mean that's ridicu- I mean sure I've gotten around. ... You're bluffing, aren't you?
...
What are we talking about!?
Nothing that makes you look guilty as all Tartarus, I'm sure! It's every day you see a beige-coated pony turn that shade of green... Rose, I got to admit, you've been with a lot of guys but I didn't have you pegged for that kind of mare...
This cannot be good. Rose not wanting to talk about sex! Are you going to be banished to the sun over this revelation?
Lyra, I have no idea who you've been gossiping with but I am not that kind of mare! It was only one time, okay? My... My sister..."
It begins...
My oldest sister... she moved out when I was very little being ten years older than me. Even still she was only seventeen when she moved to Detrot. She wasn't ready for that kind of freedom and I think it broke her sanity! It didn't help when she got in with a bad crowd of strange mares living out in Equestria's Hinterlands.
We kept in touch by letter. Over time though, she... changed. One day she wrote back telling me that she saw herself in me even as a filly — said I could understand in time what had happened to her if I experienced it for myself. I loved my sister, still do, and I resolved to visit her at her home and investigate.
I was met at the door of her small but well-kept Detrot home by a trio of foals, Earthpony-like but not quite right. They were shaped like me and my sister, all cheerful and bright like normal foals but they were much different than we. Their coats were a chaotic mixture of two-tone striped hues. They kept their manes unkempt and wild like the horses of old. They were each burdened by a saddlebag containing some of their belongings with the intention of sleeping over at a trusted neighbor's home. After giving the trio an uncertain smile and a one-legged hug goodbye, I looked up into my sister's eyes, her expression almost fanatical. I could smell the heat on her. I knew in an instant that I hadn't even seen the half of what she'd wanted to show me — her hybrid offspring was just the start. I felt my thighs begin to warm...
I feel like I'm facing a firing squad on the other side of this story!
Shh! Keep going, Rose...
Sister confirmed my suspicions. She said I was always too smart for my own good when it came to matters of romance. She told me she'd been quite the lover back in Ponyville when I was still knee-high to a sawhorse. I was given an option to leave now that I knew what was in store. I gave it a moments thought, taking in the exotic decor of her master bedroom, no doubt intended to make her suitors feel more at home. She handed me a vial of contraceptive potion, taking none for herself and together we climbed up on the striped sheets of her bamboo-framed bed. I heard the front door of the home creep open and close in the front of the house as I stared into the blank eyesockets of a old, straw mask hanging on the wall.
Deep voices of a group of stallions, some serious and other playful greeted my ears. Dripping wetly on the sheets in anticipation I asked my sister how she could ever know the father of any of her foals given the number of stallions she was rutting. Sister gave me this... crazy smile and told me that their kind preferred to allow their seed to fight it out and decide who claims her womb. I bite my lip as the door opened behind me and I felt a pair of hooves effortlessly clamber onto my back. "It will take some getting used to as we are quite large indeed. We promise to be gentle, Roseluck in delivering our seed!" he whispered before thrusting himself inside me.
Oh no! Roseluck, nooooooo!
I always knew you had it in you, Rose! But how could you do it? Don't you know you're better off wiped than striped?
Oh shut up the both of you! We're reading this story now and I told you nothing! Nothing, you hear!?
Speaking of bat ponies, what's your status on them, Rose? Have you been colonized by the colony yet?
One crippling admission at a time, Lyra!
Feels a bit anticlimactic to follow up Roseluck's encounter with the striped kind by admitting that I've wanted to rut Trixie more than anything since she showed up in Ponyville but there you go!
Ugh! You'd rut her over Sunset Shimmer? What the hay is wrong with you!?
Hey! I'm sitting right here you know!
Don't worry, Lily. We've still rutted in the Commentverse canon.
Before you ask... about ten minutes minus foreplay.
That's not too shabby!
Each...
Ohhh buuuck! You were feeling that in the morning!
Ten minutes is so... fast! I'll never know what mares see in the danglers. I've spent a solid half a day with Golden Harvest without realizing I was getting hungry.
That's because you're making up for lost time, Cutie Patootie!
Oh Celestia, why can I hear her saying that for real?
And I can, unfortunately, imagine the CMC saying that out loud too. Loudly!
Rose, do you own one of those masks your sister does?
You're never going to leave me alone about this, are you?
Tune in next time as Lyra Heartstrings gets Roseluck to confess to screwing a dragon. Nah, just kidding. She'd never do that in a million years. Great chapter as usual!
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Your longposts are always appreciated! Though I fear I've been remiss in answering them in a timely manner this time.
A Twilight-on-Twilight scene? Don't tempt me!
Tell that to Discord!
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Honestly? They were the best couple the show ever made.
Let's hear it for early-season Trixie and the many versions of her she spawned! I still like my TAS version the best.
She does have that going for her. She was never going to pretend to be anything other than what she was, regardless of whatever her insecurities or failings were.
And Elsa stand-in in TAS who nearly beat Phoenix Wright fairly in court! She's still a favorite character and I enjoyed pretty much every episode she appeared in during the show, even if I still think they misused her a bit.
The line came from Leo, not me. I'll let him have it. We did make mention of an original alicorn in TLaTU that created the world as ponies know it and then later left. It was heavily implied that was Fausticorn, so we can just say that's where the name came from if not the particulars to ponies.
It's a valid point, but will be glossed over for now since this isn't going to last long enough for such things to become an issue. Of course, when I say it isn't going to last, certain things will carry forward. You'll see what it due course.
Thank you very much! They're slightly tricky to write for at times, especially in settings like this! Wow... I actually kept the CMC in character even as they became transformed and sex-crazed. Who'd've thunk that was even possible?
Button Mash and Sweetie Belle have been kind of an item is certain fan videos I've seen on YouTube. That's what this was paying homage to.
I think that mostly, she's just trying to throw the Nightmare off her game. I mean, Eclipse knows full well that Rarity's a part of her and therefore, what disturbs Rarity will certainly disturb Nightmarity!
Now you know how truly evil Twilight has become if she seeks to torture both The Nightmare and readers alike! Or maybe it just means I'm evil. Then again, that goes without saying...
Dear God, I remember how bad I was about using those before and cringe. They still make an occasional appearance, but are used very sparingly now.
They neutered them. There really is no other word for it. Turned them from dark and edgy to happy-go-lucky hippies who were more interested in feelings than defending their hive. made me feel like I was in a college campus drum circle.
True. But at least there were a few gems amongst the muck. I thought the overall Pillars of Harmony storyline was good, at least, and greatly enjoyed the season finale that brought them all back along with Stygian. They misued them badly going forward into seasons 8 and 9, of course, but that's a different story.
And worse, delay your assault on Russia for a few critical weeks...
Move to California where it doesn't matter?
Perfect. But you do have to admit the last five HP movies we watched together were generally excellent.
Wasn't that an 80s movie?
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You said it! She was the greatest thing to come out of Equestria Girls, even if she took a couple movies to really become a good character.
You felt it and delivered it! I'll try to answer that part later tonight.
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Better a third microphone than a third wheel!
Because we need you to talk about more recent history?
What are we talking about? Roseluck, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!
Is actually Terra?
Detrot's just not been the same after endless decades of Democoltic rule, you know.
There are only two types of movies that start this way, Rose: horror and porn. And knowing you...
Zebroids! No seriously, that's the actual term for a zebra/non-zebra hybrid. They supposedly have the looks but aren't as tempermental.
You are! You're going to face a congressional inquest for this one, Rose. The only thing that would make it worse is if you brushed their manes.
Into the deepest recesses of your desires. Seriously, Terra wants to turn this into a new chapter of her porn anthology!
Guess it runs in the family!
I'm starting to think the masks that Zecora hung meant more than just "welcome"!
Next on Pay-per-view: Sperm Wars LVIII! The commercials themselves cost a million bits a pop.
Congratulations, Rose, you have once again succeeded in mortifying Lily beyond all measure. Not that that's any mean feat, mind you...
Confession is good for the soul, Rose!
Maybe you prefer Trixie because she didn't sell out?
Which is turn canon to the Phoenixverse and G4Mverse! Wow, you girls really do get around...
And each went three or more times?
Maybe you were just sated since you were constantly eating her out anyway? I'll take from your blush that's the case.
Couldn't have put it any better!
Because the writer is just as shameless and skillfully evil as Eclipse.
I consider that a compliement, as it means I nailed their characters and kept them in character even through all this!
Hey, she just wants to use them for roleplay!
Or a gryphon, I presume. Thanks for the throwback commentverse longpost! Your girls are engaging as ever, and Lyra was a rare treat. Until next time, ladies!
Where the best princess in all of this. I'm taking about luna of course. Its been a long time since I read the other chapter's but I'm sure you have yet to say anything about her.
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Actually, Luna has indeed appeared once already. The opening section of part 14: Annie-mated showed her visit to Hollow Shades while being feted by the (real) bat-ponies. She will be appearing again, and before too long, so don’t worry.
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Ok like I say its been awhile
Stray idea. Wouldn't changelings be actually natural race of hermaphrodites? They feed on love so male and female organs would be usefull.