When Thorax brings his brother, Pharynx, on a trip to Ponyville, he runs into Ember. While spending time with her, Pharynx nearly goes insane from their seemingly lovey-dovey conversations.

Princess Celestia sends an oddly simple message to Twilight and Spike. The contents: "What are you wearing?" Complications and chaos ensue.
Inspired by this artwork.

Audio Reading by Lead Bread

This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie

FEATURED APRIL 1st, 1993

It was suppose to be a normal Christmas for John McClane, spend time with his two young children and hope to continue the process of fixing his mess of a marriage. What he didn't bargain for, but should have expected, was on his way to L.A. his flight would get grounded in the middle of nowhere, Kansas.

What starts out as a annoying delay becomes a race against the clock as a unknown group of mercenaries descends upon the small town, their original plot also delayed by the pending storm. But when McClane finds a lost blue pegasus filly, all hell breaks loose.

Now he must stop a terror plot against his home country, help an innocent talking horse find hope, and make it home before it's too late. Can McClane save Christmas? Or will he have to make a choice between his family, or my little Dashie?

...nope, couldn't write that with a straight face.

She can't pay her taxes and her best friend is an ex convict who tried to destroy the fabric of time.

Trixie needs a fresh start.

There's gotta be worse places to start over than the fast food industry, right?

A collab with Seventh Heaven.
Proofread by MissyTheAngel

It's not easy being a filly Pegasus in Junior Speedsters Flight Camp. Things get more complicated for Rainbow Dash when her desire to nap all day makes life worse for those around her. Cue the shenanigans.

Twilight gets a visit from a familiar stranger. Except it's not a stranger. It's Twilight, from the future. As future Twilight hangs out with past Twilight, past Twilight comes to a startling realisation... Her future self is kind of a jerk!

Quite obviously blatantly copied from based and expanded from this comic by 1trickpone.

Preread by Chicago Ted, thanks!

Twilight finds herself desperately seeking Uranus.

Because we all need to let our inner twelve year-old loose every once in a while. Posted in response to a challenge by MythrilMoth and all blame goes to him.

This story is a sequel to Braceface

Here it is. Your final exam before graduating from Canterlot High. Fail, and you get held back a year. So much pressure. And you haven't studied a single bit. Neither has your friend, Rainbow Dash. Surprisingly, your relationship status hasn't changed a single bit, despite the events of the past.

So, together, you both pull off the biggest heist, the ultimate endeavor! Only thing is, though....

Will you get Rainbow in the end?

Preread/Proofread by Angel of Destruction and Lightning_striker_03

Rainbow Dash vector can be found here: http://maulidiza.deviantart.com/art/Rainbow-Dash-Evil-Face-529448309

After a hard day at work, Rainbow needs to blow off some steam. What better way to do so than playing her favorite MMO.. right?

My first one-shot and comedy. Be kind, be cruel, be whatever your opinion says. Always looking for constructive criticism!

Cover art provided by IJAB. Go say hi! I demand it!

(Trigger Warning) This fiction contains parody (if only) of modern social problems (woops, "problems" is not PC enough...so....uh..."dilemmas?").

(Trigger Warning) This fiction does not contain a lesbian, pansexual, asexual, bi-sexual, trans, or sexualsexual Main Six (We apologize in advance for having reasonable headcanons).

(Trigger Warning) For Go...(can't say the word "God" so uhhh) For Celesti....She's off too!? Bloody Hell (I don't give a shi-)! Get on with it!!! Read the freakin' story!

Twilight and her friends have been summoned by the Cutie Map to a strange community where everypony seems to be offended by even the wind going through their manes. Can our heroes understand the reasoning behind this madness? Can anypony for that matter? Does the author have enough privilege points to write this type of fiction? Tune in next time on Dragon Bal- Oh...lost my place for a second.

Go ahead and prepare to be offended by this parody!