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She can't pay her taxes and her best friend is an ex convict who tried to destroy the fabric of time.
Trixie needs a fresh start.
There's gotta be worse places to start over than the fast food industry, right?
A collab with Seventh Heaven.
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Oh dear me... This is a riot.
Poor poor Trixie...
... The first thing I thought when I came here is:
Why does Trixie have a subway stuffed in her mouth?
I wonder how accurate that judging will be...
... WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This pile of **** is absolutely hilarious!
I'm gonna have to agree with Trixie on one thing. Flitter's clearly insane. And judging from this first day of work, everyone else is too.
Regarding the ending...
...
...
x10
I'm so glad I saw your preview post for this story!
I totally forgot about the image, so seeing this in my feed made me choke on soda. Just... holy shit.
7198960 I bet you wish you were choking on a sub, and not that soda, huh?
#FlitterForPresident2k16
“And just what is this stage in my life? I’m twice as old as you, you stupid dragon!”
“And I make one hundred and forty-three times your annual salary. Put the uniform on, lesser being.” Spike’s smirk only grew, and Trixie desired more than anything to wipe it off his face with a broom.
BOOM! BITCH!
Also.
7198978 She grew a fist as a result of being near the toxic waste known as Fleur, obviously
7198978 That mistake, though! Ahh, it was a long night.
7199007
that's so obvious! So sorry! I can be such a block head sometimes. 
Reading this while working in the service industry makes me wanna quit.
7199026 You made zero dollars last night and that's still more money than Trixie has so far :P
10/8 ducks
What.
I can totally imagine Spike the boss.
Aren't tampons are for marehoods only?
But if 2 bits an hour is '20% above minimum wage' and he pays Trixie a half a bit an hour, isn't he violating minimum wage laws?
7199436
That's why Flitter said "I thought they outlawed slave wages."
I'm honestly thinking Spike just said that to rile her up. Come the end of the two weeks, depending on her attitude, he'll probably pay her accordingly. At worst he pays her what he told her. Anything above, he actually pays her more than he said. Or he's just joking and will just pay her normally, and is doing this just to get at her mentally.
Oh I can tell I'm going to like this.
My brother, this is a riot! MOAR!
I... I have no words... I'm gonna favorite this. It's absolutely spectacular
7200298 Thanks a lot! Was there anything in particular you enjoyed or though that we should improve on? I'm always up for some criticism.
7199811 Thank you, brother! It was fun to write!
Anything you noticed that needs some fine-tuning?
7199765 Thanks man! I always appreciate your comments.
7199452
But if you have minimum wage laws you didn't outlaw slave wages, quite the contrary.
7200302 Nope. I can't find anything wrong. Now go back and kills my sides!
7200301 I think the comedy shifted a little suddenly to kinda crackfic territory, and that can be a bit jarring. Not to say that it wasn't hilarious, I just wasn't prepared to hear Trixie talk about how hardcore Fleur's sh*t was.
7200320 You got it, bro! I totally need to write a chapter where Trixie tries calling in sick and Flitter answers the phone. That wouldn't end well.
7200321 That was actually based on a true story, as was most of what's been written so far. Our personal experiences in the food industry is what inspired this fic.
How long until Spike creates the first MegaCorp in Equestria , with him on top?
For Celestia´s sake Trixie, you are an unicorn! you can clean shit without even touching it.
...of course, I can be completely wrong.
7201222 in last week's episode she made friends with Starlight and kinda Twilight.
7201040 Thanks for the idea for next chapter.
Flitter: Uh, uh! Using your magic is considered unfair since not every worker here can! We want you to give it 110% every day, and that means working just as hard as everypony else! And remember, the customer is always right!
7198868 I could think of something else that could go in her mouth.
:^)
And by that, I mean some good old fruit roll ups.
7201040 that doesn't make it less disgusting.
AVGN reference?
Trixie's little habit of trying to spin herself is interesting to see here. Though, considering the name, I do question whether no villain is, in fact, left behind.
Great start!
That "coming up with rhyming words for pooping and leaving" bit was sitcom-quality!
7204100 Absolutely.
I like this already. Don't know why I like, Spike, having relationship's with, Twilight's "personal enemies/rivals", but I do!
* see russian joke
* laughs
This was entertaining in that "Oh Gods I'm having flashbacks of my time at Wal-Mart" kind of way. Funny, but kinda horrifying at the same time.
I wonder what other private things she wants to make Spike do for her...
Dude. It features Spike and Trixie not only existing in the same room, but directly interacting with one another. It's already one of the best fucking things I've ever read.
I'm sure this line is responsible for at least one of those three downvotes.
Ah, the infamous Toot and Scoot. I love the descriptions.
This...is going to be fun.
My sides Hahahaha my sides.