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This story is a sequel to Voyage's End


Eleven years has passed since ponies and humans met for the first time. Now, Twilight ventures out on her most incredible endeavor to date.

"Once more, we boldly go into that great unknown." -Twilight Sparkle

Edited by: Way2Dawn

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A fellow pony notices that Princess Luna may have a serious problem: there is a small, sentient race inside her mane and they have been living there for quite some time. Luna must decide what to do about this.

A random short story I made to help bring the smiles.

--You will most likely enjoy this story if you also like:--
Luna freaking out
Celestia being totally chill
Sea ponies!
Explosions taking place inside people's hair
Entire wars taking place inside people's hair
Absurd and Absolutely Delicious Comedy
If you liked Mic the Microphone's Audio Version of this story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIY268lNxeU

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The Barrier: a naturally-occurring wave of magic that formed soon after the portal to Equestria appeared somewhere in the South Pacific, enveloping Earth with an inevitable tide that has destroyed all life on the planet, all despite the best efforts of man and pony alike. Now, the ponies are left to pick up the pieces and try to preserve what's left, while averting the vacant gazes of the mindless Newfoals left from one of their failed attempts to save what they could.

But there's one thing that all seem to have forgotten, from the ponies of Equestria to the strange multitudes of species in the universe with their sights set on Earth: and it's that you can't keep a good apex predator down. You can only hold them up a little while...



Special thanks to The Footsoldier for the OC, Elisa!

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This story is a "what-if" sequel of Equinophobia. Prior reading of the linked story is recommended.


Equinophobia was the psychological fear of horses. Now it's gone along with the remnants of her person.

In her desperate and broken state of mind, Ryan had made the faux offer of being integrated into Equestrian society. She never realized the sun goddess would agree with her.

Memories stripped and replaced as she's morphed into a new form, the woman formerly known as Ryan becomes the mare known as Silverbolt.

However, not all the remains of her past can be so easily erased.


Ryan's "offer" takes place in the beginning of chapter twenty-one of the original story in case you don't recall.

Alternate universe tag for changes to Equestria Girls elements and the Crystal Empire's history.

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Legendary Ace Mobius One, an Independent States' Allied Forces (ISAF) fighter pilot has finally managed to return home after destroying the Megalith weapon by himself effectively ending the war between Erusia and ISAF. But that peace would only last a few short years. The Free Erusian forces as they have dubbed themselves have planned a massive counter attack against one of the largest cities under control of the Osea Federation... November City, home to Mobius One and several million people.

Mobius One being the hero he is, takes to the skies once more alongside his fighter wing. However... strange things begin happening the in the skies above that not only transports him and his friends to an entirely different world, but the enemy as well.

Now Mobius One must fight against the enemy in the land called Equestria, aided by... talking pastel ponies who can wield magic and fly... seems legit. A new war is on the horizon... one that will change the fate of both Earth, and Equestria forever.


Proofread/Edited By: Dan_The_Jerk
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This story is a sequel to An Outsider's Perspective


The Cutie Mark Crusaders are a curious bunch of fillies. That curiosity leads them to learn more about the strange realm where Clip, the friendly eldritch abomination, came from. And that leads them into an adventure to save their mentors (and Discord) from the clutches of the horrific creatures that dwell outside our reality.

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A freakish abomination from beyond the fringes of the rational universe emerges from the trackless depths and finds himself in Ponyville.

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Rainbow Dash is trapped in a room, and she can't get out until she writes a letter.


Russian translation by Repitter.

Russian audio reading, also by Repitter.

Proofread by MrNumbers and Octavia Harmony.

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One lonely night, Vinyl decides to use her old two-way radio to relieve the tedium. In doing so, she stumbles upon the voice of 'Adi,' who has a story so crazy Vinyl isn't willing to believe it.

But Adi is desperate, so desperate that Vinyl knows something really is wrong. Can her words help Adi overcome whatever is really happening? Even if she can instill hope in this stranger, is hope worth anything against seemingly insurmountable odds?

All Vinyl can do is sit before her radio and talk. Perhaps it will be enough.


Thanks to Mercury Gilado and Starlight Nova for pre-reading and editing.

Now featured on Equestria Daily!

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio! It came as quite the surprise.

Cover Art Credit: HolyShmow

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An insane and illogical parody of your favorite ponies.

Are you looking for a story about the magic of friendship or how great it is to be alive? Too bad! What you're getting is a story about a bitter bookworm named Twilight Sparkle who just got booted out of Canterlot and is forced to go to a little backwater town named Ponyville in order to get some sort of social life.

Will she enjoy it? No. Not at all.

Rated Teen for strong language, cartoonish violence, immature humor, and god-awful jokes.
Sex tag is for repeated mentions of sex, sexual activities, and Rainbow Dash. Just...Rainbow Dash in general.

Cover Image by the very talented Wadusher0.

Now on TV Tropes!

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