This story starts out weird and gets more messed up as it goes on, and will NOT be serious in the slightest, in fact it will be pretty screwed up. It is relevant to MLP, but not entirely (during the first chapter at least).

The second chapter explains the first one, with an actual story, so it REALLY starts (and ends) on the second chapter, the first one is just for anyone who has no sanity to lose. You do NOT have to read the first chapter!!!

The day finally comes when Pinkie Pie has to part with her beloved Gummy. Of course, that's easier said than done.

Inspired by and featuring the song 'Saying Good-Bye' by the Muppets.

A live reading of the story by munngojerrie;
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One thousand years ago, King Sombra ruled over The Crystal Empire, he relentlessly forced his citizens to do his bidding. But what had turned him to darkness? What turned him into a dark corrupt ruler? What mystical fog shrouds his past?

Dage Reality Book 1

A thousand years ago, Princess Luna went mad with jealousy. Her only lover cast a prophecy for her return. A thousand years have passed and he has made the preparations. Her return is nigh. Will he be able to return Nightmare Moon to his dream Luna? Or will Celestia and her Bearers use the Elements of Harmony on her again?

Rated Everyone for minor violence on par with the show.

Thousands of years after Equestria has been reduced to a barren wasteland, an empress returns to the home she failed to protect to face the ghosts of her past.

Dinky D. Hooves loves her mother to death. She would never consider moving in with any other mare, but she get very upset when the other ponies make fun of her or her mommy just because she's different. She tries her best to show everypony how smart she is. She really likes it when Mommy calls her smart, too. But when Derpy has to leave for a little while, will Dinky have to spend the rest of her foal-hood with Ms. Sparkle and her friends, or will Mommy get back in time for Dinky to be able to see her mommy once more?

"Once upon a time," said Fluttershy, "there were two sisters who lived with their mother in a cabin in the woods. They loved each other very much."

Audiobook by The Living Library

Pinkie Pie is friends with everpony in Ponyville, but what if just one day Pinkie did something so destructive, so horrifying, and so scarring her friends turn on her

She then discovers a lost "friend" that has been living right under her nose to set her straight, but is it so smart for Pinkie to go without friends for awhile?

Will things work out in the end for Pinkie or will her friendship(or mind) crumble around her?

After getting lost, Trixie wanders through a cold, rainy forest, wondering if she has done something useful with her life.

Fluttershy just wants a little pony company. It doesn't have to be conversation. Maybe she'll just sit and sip the water as it melts off the ice cubes from her empty drink, and watch the other ponies talk. That would be nice.

Or maybe something entirely different will happen.

On EqD Oct 17, 2012.