Wherever I go, the chaos follows me. There’s nowhere I can go where it can't find me.

Call me crazy, but I think I like that. I know I do.

Rarity has to get a tome from the library. That's where Twilight lives.

But the thing is, Twilight's a worm. A book worm, in fact. And Rarity doesn't like worms.

While waiting for his date, Discord ponders over his situation and how he managed to get the date in the first place.

Written for The Princess Rarity in response to this thread.

A silly one-shot.

At last, Twilight has finished everything. The web is finally online.

But it seems some other ponies have gotten to her first. Somehow.

There's been a rumour floating around the school for a while. A colt has a crush on Sweetie Belle. Naturally, she's psyched for it. The possibility of a coltfriend? How can this possibly be bad?

As it turns out, the colt in question is Snails, and he's not exactly the most likable colt around. He's not what Sweetie Belle was expecting either, nor is he her type. Not by a long shot. But because of Apple Bloom's and Scootaloo's tiredness with her bragging about the mysterious colt, she winds up going on a date with him without a choice in the matter.

Well, this probably can't end well. Or can it? Nope. Probably won't.

Rainbow Dash takes Tank out on their morning flight.

But did someone call a plumber?

Babs Seed gets an interesting letter from Apple Bloom that may change how she views her family.

Big thanks to Bad_Seed_72 for pre-reading and editing.

The party doesn’t end in Ponyville. With Boneless Two now an efficient delivery system courtesy of Twilight, Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie can now freely exchange their tales of parties from both sides via letters.

Let’s see what they'll get up to.

The Elements of Harmony have gone through many adventures, saving Equestria a great number of times. Together, they can accomplish many tasks placed ahead of them.

That is, except for their newest idea: Sharing a bed together.

Rainbow Dash keeps trying to convince Twilight why she should sleep with her, leading to many, many rejections. It’s a shame though, because Rainbow Dash won’t stop bothering her until she accepts.

This is intentionally written the way it is. Not to be taken seriously!