Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.
Rainbow Dash keeps trying to convince Twilight why she should sleep with her, leading to many, many rejections. It’s a shame though, because Rainbow Dash won’t stop bothering her until she accepts.
This is intentionally written the way it is. Not to be taken seriously!
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Very unusual setup for a story. But it shows some promise.
I think I c what you did thar.
I also enjoy the way Dash is referring to herself as The Dash. It's like Miles Gloriosus: "Stand back, everypony. I take large steps!"
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This is what happens after my brain turns to mush during the day.
The Dash!
Damn what a predicament she's in... Zecora's home anyone, she'll never look their.
you know what ending i thought would be awesome? one where, after she's been run ragged, she hides away in her library behind a big force field for a week or two, and then the next time rainbow fly's by, she snatches her out of the air, drags her inside, and proceeds to fuck her brains out, using her newly acquired knowledge of pegasus anatomy and magic spells. after the cut scene (because while we could be shown the happenings before the sex, this is still Teen rated), the rest of her friends find the library no longer blocked, and they go in figuring that twilight finally caved, only to see rainbow completely out of it on the new Alicorn sized bed in the middle of the library, surrounded by a dozen sex toys, scented candles, rose petals, and completely ruined sheets and pillows. in comes twilight, looking extremely satisfied with herself, and she proceeds to explain (in very accurate detailing) what she had been doing, and what her and rainbow had done the previous night. the whole thing cuts out when rainbow wakes up, stares at twilight with wide, adoring eyes, and then proceeds to bow before her in worship of her greatness. which, surprisingly, leads to twilight petting her on the head, looking over at her friends, and asking which of them wanted to go next.
i'm well aware that this is most likely not going to happen, but it was still fun to think up.
Damn dash all ya have to do is just talk it out... But then again thats not the dash way, lol. This is getting good keep it up.
'The Dash' sleeps with everypony?!? Does that include.......the little ones????
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Of course not. I don't do foalcon. But let's just say that when they approach a certain age, a certain Dash will be at the birthday party, if you know what I mean.
oh please, at the very least, let twilight be the first one to say no to 'The Dash.' she's to cocky, and i'm really not liking it.
Ah dash the repercussion of what your doin will come back to bite you.
*Gives this a like and claps like a seal*
And I am also beginning to remember why Dash used to be my Best Pony, until Pinkie edged her out.
Called it.
damn what a twist... I approve
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lulz!
So is she going to sleep with spike now, or does she only sleep with mares?
what the fuck am I reading?
...Loved it *stamp of approval*
You couldn't pay me to tap dat
Oh you troll you.
fucking adorable. loved it! and yes, i took it to seriously.
that is so fucking funny.
Clever. Had me goin.
I'll admit:
I did actually think RD really did mean that she wanted to have sex with Twi.
But this seems like it's more in-character.
And the ending was adorable.