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Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground.

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At last, Twilight has finished everything. The web is finally online.

But it seems some other ponies have gotten to her first. Somehow.

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Now Twilight knows how I feel when I see spam e-mails. :rainbowlaugh:

I got account security emails from fifty different banks ... but never my "own". :rainbowlaugh:

It doesn't really have an ending, but I enjoyed it anyway. FiM needs more of Spike being the only sane one of the bunch as well.

I'd comment in more detail, but I just got an email informing me about cheap and effective male enhancement available without prescription from Caneighda, and I'd be a fool not to check this out.

Hilarious! I'm sure that would happen. The one-click purchase sounds ominous, though. Amazon keeps wanting me to do that.

I don't know if you've ever seen this. An actor named Dean Cameron got one of those Nigerian scam emails and wrote back. It escalated, and eventually became a two-man show. And he kept the emails, and now they are online.Nigerian Spam Scam Scam.

A fan fiction with a moral. Classy.

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ARGH! Why didn't I use that? I was actually browsing my junk e-mail, but it seems I deleted all my scam stuff. I had to dig into the old memory to dig them out. As for the ending, yeah, I didn't know how to end it. Kept to the Random, but I didn't want Twilight to be scammed here. Would have been pretty dry.

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Pinkie has her ways. Somehow, she knows all and sees all. I'll have to check out that scam story too. These things get pretty damn annoying at times.

4760799 Oh, my god, "enhancement!" That would have been perfect! I'm always amused when I get ads offering to help me enhance bits I haven't got.

You realize that you may need to write a sequel now.

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You also forgot the one where Princess Cadance sends an desperate e-mail stating how she was travelling about Germaneigh and had all her money, ID, and even passports, stolen. Now, posting from a public café computer because the hotel she was staying at will not let her back in, Princess Cadance is requesting that she be sent some funds to help tide her over until she can receive help from the local Equestrian embassy.

Damn that zebra prince wanting to share his wealth with Twilight!

4760799 You can save it for the sequel where Rainbow Dash gets a chain email that she has to send to ten more ponies. "Does it count if I send it to you twice? There still aren't that many computers in Ponyville."

awww, what a nice ending! :pinkiecrazy:

just be glad that clicking the button didn't give you a virus! :pinkiesick:

My mom had the bright idea to have me put a resume on Careerbuilder. Even though I took it down, to this day, I'm constantly getting "job offers" for "logistics specialists" (aka money laundering)

LOL, my mom got this really hilariously spelled and grammatical-error-overloaded scam email once. I love reading those, they're so funny! :rainbowkiss: :pinkiesmile:
At least Pinkie's wasn't spam! ;3

Listen, you don't just say no to speedy cupcakes.

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FREE speedy cupcakes at that. You'd be insane not to.

I actually haven't gotten scam emails before, but if I do, I want to do like James vietch (YouTube series scamalot) and troll the escammers

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