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"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." — Ernest Hemingway ~ Leave me suggestions here

About My Bad Self


Skype: bad.seed.72

Basic Stuff

Age: 22

Location: 'MERICA

Chromosomes: XX

Orientation: Gayer than Elton John waving a rainbow flag and skipping down the streets of San Francisco.

Relationship Status: Happily taken by my lovely girlfriend. Our anniversary is 1/12/2013.

Flame War Fuel

Politics: Independent

Religion: Irreligious Panendeist

Best Mare: Applejack

Best Stallion: Big Mac

Best Filly: (tie) Babs Seed and Apple Bloom

Best Colt: Rumble

My Editing/Pre-Reading Team



Sir Rustbucket

Loopy Legend



Midnight Legend

Let me know if you would like to join the team!

Current Works In Progress

Cute Without The "E" by Regidar

One of the best gifts I've ever received. Check it out!

A Different Kind Of Training by Draconian Soul

Check his page to find the story (NSFW). A smexy gift from an awesome friend!

Steal These GIFs

Tangled Roots Trilogy

  • Tangled Roots The CMC know that Babs Seed was bullied in Manehatten, but how bad could things really have been? by Bad_Seed_72 96,145 words · 4,973 views · 592 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Anthology First sequel to Tangled Roots. After Babs Seed moves to Sweet Apple Acres, seven years of lessons about friendship, love, and family shape her into the mare she ultimately becomes. by Bad_Seed_72 141,433 words · 1,891 views · 253 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Severed Roots Third and final installment in the "Tangled Roots" timeline. When our heroes of the West and our villains in the East clash at last, who will be left standing? by Bad_Seed_72 216,686 words · 1,002 views · 160 likes · 5 dislikes

Stories About Ponies Are Stories About People

  • The Ocean Applejack and Rarity finally admit their feelings for each other, but at one of the worst possible times. Can their love survive the distance? by Bad_Seed_72 10,259 words · 1,464 views · 110 likes · 6 dislikes
  • A Night On Deck One night aboard a cruise ship, Noteworthy recounts his journey from musical prodigy to traveling musician to an unexpected fan. In the end, he learns what "freedom" truly means. by Bad_Seed_72 9,161 words · 1,294 views · 105 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Elegy Of Emptiness Vinyl Scratch knew from the day they met that she and Octavia would be friends forever. However, as time goes on, not all foalhood promises seem concrete. Time, after all, changes everything. by Bad_Seed_72 12,713 words · 1,460 views · 141 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Anxiety Recurrent nightmares and newfound anxiety make Spike come face-to-face with his greatest fear. What if Twilight never needed him in the first place? by Bad_Seed_72 10,788 words · 7,643 views · 722 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Big Horseshoes When asked to write an essay on his hero for a school assignment, Rumble writes about the only pony he can think of who's deserving of the title: the stallion who's loved, protected, and cared for him the most. by Bad_Seed_72 6,929 words · 3,066 views · 503 likes · 5 dislikes

I Hammered My Keyboard And All I Got Were These Lousy Stories

  • Completely PlatonicCaramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship...4,068 words ·947 views ·202 likes ·11 dislikes
  • Just Like HerDuring one particularly stressful day, Sweetie Belle gets into Rarity's makeup. Rarity demands an explanation. The answer isn't quite as simple as one sister trying to emulate another.6,824 words ·4,063 views ·582 likes ·6 dislikes
  • ForecastCaramel wakes up and goes to work. It's a normal day, like any other. It's raining. But the sun's still shining. And that's alright.6,997 words ·358 views ·69 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Elegy Of EmptinessVinyl Scratch knew from the day they met that she and Octavia would be friends forever. However, as time goes on, not all foalhood promises seem concrete. Time, after all, changes everything.12,713 words ·1,460 views ·141 likes ·1 dislikes
  • What Hath Joined TogetherSequel to "The Order". Despite receiving a harsh reprimand from Captain Ironhoof, Flash Sentry still struggles with his feelings for Twilight. When he is assigned to escort her to the Crystal Empire, tensions on all sides escalate.53,906 words ·2,529 views ·517 likes ·56 dislikes
  • The OrderFlash Sentry loves Twilight from afar. She can never know of his love. She could never return it. The two could never be. Such is the order—the way things are supposed to be.11,693 words ·5,692 views ·667 likes ·74 dislikes

Absolute Top Favorites

  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,947 words · 10,246 views · 1,297 likes · 134 dislikes
  • Brushed Away For Troy the Gryphon, life in Equestria wasn't exactly as fulfilling as he imagined on his own. However, after volunteering to help out with a storm prepping project, he discovers a pony who helps to change everything. by TheVClaw 225,652 words · 1,139 views · 148 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Perception Scootaloo is alone. She's failed her family, her friends, her destiny - everything. Running away from her problems, Scootaloo lost herself in the sprawling city of Las Pegasus. Now, her life is meaningless... until a letter arrives from Ponyvill by DeepShift 40,284 words · 934 views · 101 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead. by Rust 129,327 words · 22,055 views · 2,856 likes · 76 dislikes

These Made Me Feel Feelings

  • As the Days Go Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle have a house by the shore together. Many years have gone by. Sometimes, every day is hard. by darf 3,552 words · 3,086 views · 274 likes · 17 dislikes
  • Pilgrimage Apple Bloom makes her yearly journey with her big sister, one that gets harder every time. But this year will be different. This year, she'll tell Applejack everything, even if it hurts. She couldn't do any less for one she loves so much. by Pascoite 4,478 words · 2,031 views · 202 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Plushie Sometimes all we need is a little happiness. by Timey-Wimey 4,559 words · 386 views · 26 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Snowy Night Princess Luna encounters an old friend in a dream that she had never expected to see again. by MariusIoannesP 6,363 words · 2,993 views · 359 likes · 11 dislikes
  • The Other Side Upon the verge of the next life, Pipsqueak remembers. by Rust 5,387 words · 979 views · 208 likes · 5 dislikes

Stories That Need More Love

  • Stages It was supposed to be Octavia’s first big moment in her beginning career. To her dismay a unicorn named Vinyl Scratch stole her spotlight and left an impression on the cellist she would so soon not forget. by Bunnybooze79 77,213 words · 189 views · 23 likes · 0 dislikes
  • The Wonderful Life of Berry Punch Some ponies have epic adventures across distant lands. Berry Punch, on the other hoof, has errands to run in preparation for Nightmare Night. Let's see how this turns out. by Dusk-Spark 19,254 words · 184 views · 16 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Unfamiliar Patterns Rarity realized a long time ago that Zecora wasn't scary or threatening. But after agreeing to help the Zebra to help overcome her own guilt of avoiding her for so long, will the unicorn realize something more? by TheVClaw 117,180 words · 1,047 views · 76 likes · 13 dislikes
  • More Than Your Best If trying your best doesn't help, what more can you do? Scootaloo learns the honest truth about hard work from a certain pony. by RagingPonyRider 7,793 words · 377 views · 56 likes · 0 dislikes

Graffiti On The Wall

#1123533 · 1d, 1h ago · · ·

So I wrote the Spike scenes for the story what I work on. Care to check them out?

#1122827 · 1d, 11h ago · · ·

Speaking of tattoos, someone likes Bad Ink on A&E and when I go to my Dad's Apartment Complex, I sometimes watch it while I am fucking around on my computer. Things people do when they are drunk or in college brings about the amusement factor. It isn't something I watch outside of that one area, but I like it a fuck ton better than Duck Dynasty. I mean no offense to the fans of the show, I actually can find some humor in it, and if I occasionally peak at it when I am trying to ignore it, I do occasionally laugh. I just don't like it.

While both shows are only watched in this one area, I actually like Bad Ink and sometimes I realize that the show repeats and feel proud of myself. The guys on BI seem generally likable, somewhat nerdy (though maybe I am hallucinating that fact) and knowledgeable about their area of expertise. I also like Pawn Stars and genuinely like it, but don't make an effort to watch it. My mom sometimes watches this show and I will occasionally look at what people try to pawn. Sometimes though, this show is liable to drive me nuts. It could be because I am fucking poor, but I sometimes yell at some people for refusing a $10,000 or sometimes even $1000 bid. I realize some things have value and shit, but $10,000 is FUCKING $10,000 :flutterrage: This seems to always give me a hard time.

Anyway, this comment is brought to you by the pointless information fact. Where we tell you stuff that doesn't mean much while you have no choice but to listen. A fun tidbit to live by as well. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

#1122788 · 1d, 13h ago · · ·


:pinkiegasp: Wow... :rainbowlaugh: Those girls are gonna need a good coverup tattoo when they get a few years older and wiser! :rainbowderp: Especially the second one. :pinkiesick:


Naw, brotherly cuteness! :rainbowkiss:

And see?! It's canon to the game! :pinkiecrazy:


A sugarcube fer a sugarcube. :ajsmug:


No problem! Freebee is fine! :moustache:

I've always used Firefox. Chrome is such a memory hog on my laptop. :trixieshiftright: Plus, themes and add-ons are fun!

#1122667 · 1d, 15h ago · · ·

Dammit, I forgot to ask a question for your AMA blog thing that went around. This kinda shit happens all the time :flutterrage: I fail to think up a question when it matters, but later, I think of something else... oh well, hopefully you can give me a freebee :fluttercry: :moustache::twilightblush:

What kinda browser do you use? I used to use Chrome, but today I switched it when a game browser required Mozilla to run properly. I realized that Mozilla can have those bookmark toolbar things as well (I am kinda slow like that) so I plan on keeping it.

#1120773 · 2d, 5h ago · · ·

#1119693 · 2d, 19h ago · · ·


Steal away! :ajsmug:

#1117723 · 3d, 11h ago · · ·



Thankfully not. :rainbowlaugh:

#1116533 · 3d, 21h ago · 1 · ·

>>1115073 Speaking of boobs...... is his bigger? :trixieshiftright:

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#1115220 · 4d, 12h ago · 1 · ·

I need to steal some of your gifs.  They look useful.

#1115209 · 4d, 12h ago · 1 · ·


Thanks my friend! :rainbowkiss:

#1115208 · 4d, 12h ago · 1 · ·

Congrats on more of your stories making EqAD.  

Happy Easter as well.  :rainbowkiss:

#1115073 · 4d, 14h ago · · ·


I agree sooooo much! :rainbowlaugh:

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#1114233 · 4d, 22h ago · · ·


That part was just too cute! Twily has a fan! :twilightblush::twilightsmile:

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