My Spirit Animal

Not Doge but still great:

Who Is This Crazy Bitch?

The Basics

Name: Bad Seed, Bad, Seed, Baddy, Badsy, Babs, Babsy, Seedy, that one chick who likes Doge, that crazy bitch over there

Chromosomes: XX (cisgendered)

Location: 'MURICA

Age: 23

Birthday: January 28

Sexual Orientation: Gayer than Elton John waving a rainbow flag and skipping down the streets of San Francisco.

Relationship Status: Single and lovin' it!

Life Goals: Become an author and travel the world, one step at a time.

Flame War Fuel

Politics: Independent

Religion: Irreligious Panendeist

Patron Saints: These Two, Also These Two, Sunset Shimmer, Sonata Dusk

Best Mare: Applejack

Best Stallion: Big Macintosh

Best Filly: (tie) Apple Bloom and Babs Seed

Best Colt: Rumble

OTPs: AppleSeed, FlashLight, MacDash, RariJack, Sunata, SoarinDash, pretty much anything ever. Ship ALL the ships!

Tangled Roots Trilogy & Side-Stories

  • Tangled Roots The CMC know that Babs Seed was bullied in Manehatten, but how bad could things really have been? by Bad_Seed_72 96,145 words · 8,035 views · 666 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Anthology First sequel to Tangled Roots. After Babs Seed moves to Sweet Apple Acres, seven years of lessons about friendship, love, and family shape her into the mare she ultimately becomes. by Bad_Seed_72 141,432 words · 2,473 views · 300 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Severed Roots Third installment in the "Tangled Roots" timeline. When our heroes of the West and our villains in the East clash at last, who will be left standing? by Bad_Seed_72 216,687 words · 1,284 views · 203 likes · 5 dislikes

Horse Words That I'm Especially Proud Of

  • A Night On Deck One night aboard a cruise ship, Noteworthy recounts his journey from musical prodigy to traveling musician to an unexpected fan. In the end, he learns what "freedom" truly means. by Bad_Seed_72 9,161 words · 1,599 views · 129 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Anxiety Recurrent nightmares and newfound anxiety make Spike come face-to-face with his greatest fear. What if Twilight never needed him in the first place? by Bad_Seed_72 10,788 words · 11,424 views · 942 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Between The Lines After Twilight delivers a batch of books to Sweet Apple Acres as a gesture of goodwill, she finds that Big Macintosh is not interested in her offerings. Through her efforts to discover why, she inadvertently discovers his most shameful secret. by Bad_Seed_72 11,547 words · 5,787 views · 754 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Big Horseshoes When asked to write an essay on his hero for a school assignment, Rumble writes about the only pony he can think of who's deserving of the title: the stallion who's loved, protected, and cared for him the most. by Bad_Seed_72 6,929 words · 3,933 views · 560 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Completely Platonic Caramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship... by Bad_Seed_72 4,069 words · 1,725 views · 279 likes · 15 dislikes

More Horse Words That I'm Especially Proud Of

  • Forecast Caramel wakes up and goes to work. It's a normal day, like any other. It's raining. But the sun's still shining. And that's alright. by Bad_Seed_72 6,998 words · 1,278 views · 133 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Just Like Her During one particularly stressful day, Sweetie Belle gets into Rarity's makeup. Rarity demands an explanation. The answer isn't quite as simple as one sister trying to emulate another. by Bad_Seed_72 6,824 words · 7,886 views · 826 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Sympathy For The Devil While locked away in Tartarus, Lord Tirek finds that his ultimate desire has been fulfilled. by Bad_Seed_72 3,000 words · 1,358 views · 203 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Light-Bringer Discord is no mere trickster spirit, or simply an embodiment of Chaos. In the beginning, he wasn't even evil. A Discord origin story. by Bad_Seed_72 3,000 words · 980 views · 57 likes · 2 dislikes
  • What Hath Joined Together Sequel to "The Order". Despite receiving a harsh reprimand from Captain Ironhoof, Flash Sentry still struggles with his feelings for Twilight. When he is assigned to escort her to the Crystal Empire, tensions on all sides escalate. by Bad_Seed_72 124,313 words · 5,129 views · 711 likes · 77 dislikes

Horse Words You Should Read

  • A Faded Touch of Blue Moxie's whole life has been decided for her. Except for that one trip to Canterlot, that one step into the wrong establishment, and that one mare. by Tofazz 13,990 words · 4,671 views · 393 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Ave Sonata Sonata Dusk plays in the park while Aria and Adagio watch. by Majin Syeekoh 1,050 words · 2,402 views · 255 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Brushed Away For Troy the Gryphon, life in Equestria wasn't exactly as fulfilling as he imagined on his own. However, after volunteering to help out with a storm prepping project, he discovers a pony who helps to change everything. by TheVClaw 225,655 words · 2,606 views · 347 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Flashback During a full moon, Flash Sentry enters the mirror beneath the Crystal Palace to pay an unauthorized visit to the human world. This could cost him his career, and he could care less. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,565 words · 1,709 views · 270 likes · 34 dislikes
  • For Whom We Are Hungry You didn't want to come here, but fate cares nothing for insects. The story of a changeling in Ponyville. by Cold in Gardez 14,935 words · 3,196 views · 706 likes · 8 dislikes

More Horse Words You Should Read

  • In the Place the Wild Horses Sleep Young Mia is determined to run with wild horses, and nothing is going to stop her. Not her mother. Not even magical talking ponies... by Lucky Dreams 2,814 words · 2,255 views · 323 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Perception Scootaloo is alone. She's failed her family, her friends, her destiny - everything. Running away from her problems, Scootaloo lost herself in the sprawling city of Las Pegasus. Now, her life is meaningless... until a letter arrives from Ponyvill by DeepShift 40,284 words · 1,434 views · 126 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Remember Me Spike's been feeling down on himself lately. Perhaps a flower might help? by Avox 8,365 words · 4,033 views · 638 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Silverware A pony's encounter with modern utensils. by Butterscotch Cream 5,373 words · 7,846 views · 202 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Simply Rarity What does it mean for a pony who has everything to be generous? by Somber 8,846 words · 4,570 views · 918 likes · 22 dislikes

Even More Horse Words You Should Read

  • Stages It was supposed to be Octavia’s first big moment in her beginning career. To her dismay a unicorn named Vinyl Scratch stole her spotlight and left an impression on the cellist she would so soon not forget. by Bunnybooze79 156,425 words · 1,590 views · 170 likes · 6 dislikes
  • The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead. by Rust 129,645 words · 25,803 views · 3,339 likes · 89 dislikes
  • The Savage Way You're a whole different pony when you're scared. by Horse Voice 5,434 words · 3,511 views · 325 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard Twilight Sparkle is the newest member of Celestia's Royal Guard. Fresh out of the Military Academy, she's ready to prove herself, but will her first assignment be too much for her to handle? by King of Beggars 80,475 words · 7,211 views · 1,451 likes · 29 dislikes

Stories Given To Me As Gifts By Awesome People

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#2,605 · 9h, 33m ago · · ·

It's Taylor Swift's most recent hits all vintage-like!

#2,603 · 14h, 11m ago · · ·

So I decided to share the Grumps playing the infamously funny I am Bread rage game, and decided it was well worth it. Berry and Arin commentate while Ross plays. Throughout the video, Arin and Berry are increasingly unreliable and say extremely useless things to Ross. Ross does rather well... sorta, without losing his mind too much. Enjoy.... but be careful, yeah? You might laugh lots.... or something


Drinking Game:

-Shot every time Ross or whoever curses in frustration

-Shot every time unhelpful advice is mentioned

- Shot every time Ross or whoever is very close to something and fails

-Take two shots if you are still alive :trollestia:

The series may not be done.... I haven't watched it fully at this time of writing, but just warning you ahead of time

#2,602 · 2d, 1h ago · · ·

I was watching the Game Grumps play Bloodbourne (too long to share.... here anyway) when Danny mentions something called, Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared... curious, I check it out..... :rainbowhuh: This was weird. I enjoyed it, but I have absolutely no fucking clue what I watched. This is an internet video with puppets... Starts off weird, gets worse... think of this as surreal horror. It is also one fucked up "Children's Show" I am at least 100% sure that if you saw this as a kid on some network, you would have probably cried, develop severe emotional problems, or became some kind of a nut if what it emulated turned out real. :trollestia:

Because I am nice to you, I have decided to give you the entire series that I have found.

:rainbowhuh: will be your primary mood throughout the videos.

That last one will probably make your brain hurt as it is the trippiest one yet. It has a disturbing surreal comedy feel to it. Hope you enjoyed whatever this was. I never would have heard of it if I hadn't heard Danny talk about it in Bloodbourne as a conversation while Arin played the game so if anything, thank him :trollestia:


#2,601 · 2d, 15h ago · · ·

Another good Apple-related story (around AB in particular):

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