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"There is no rule on how to write. Sometimes it comes easily and perfectly; sometimes it's like drilling rock and then blasting it out with charges." —Ernest Hemingway

My Spirit Animal

Who Is This Crazy Bitch?

The Basics

Name: Bad Seed, Bad, Seed, Baddy, Badsy, Babs, Babsy, Seedy, that one chick who likes Doge, that crazy bitch over there

Chromosomes: XX (cisgendered)

Location: 'MURICA

Age: 23

Birthday: January 28

Sexual Orientation: Gayer than Elton John waving a rainbow flag and skipping down the streets of San Francisco.

Relationship Status: Single and lovin' it!

Life Goals: Become an author and travel the world, one step at a time.

Email: bad.seed.72.fimfiction@gmail.com

Skype: bad.seed.72

Flame War Fuel

Politics: Independent

Religion: Irreligious Panendeist

Patron Saints: These Two, Sunset Shimmer, Sonata Dusk

Best Mare: Applejack

Best Stallion: Big Macintosh

Best Filly: (tie) Apple Bloom and Babs Seed

Best Colt: Rumble

OTPs: AppleSeed, FlashLight, MacDash, RariJack, Sunata, SoarinDash, pretty much anything ever. Ship ALL the ships!

Tangled Roots Trilogy & Side-Stories

  • Tangled Roots The CMC know that Babs Seed was bullied in Manehatten, but how bad could things really have been? by Bad_Seed_72 96,145 words · 7,946 views · 660 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Anthology First sequel to Tangled Roots. After Babs Seed moves to Sweet Apple Acres, seven years of lessons about friendship, love, and family shape her into the mare she ultimately becomes. by Bad_Seed_72 141,432 words · 2,375 views · 292 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Severed Roots Third installment in the "Tangled Roots" timeline. When our heroes of the West and our villains in the East clash at last, who will be left standing? by Bad_Seed_72 216,687 words · 1,243 views · 197 likes · 5 dislikes

Horse Words That I'm Especially Proud Of

  • A Night On Deck One night aboard a cruise ship, Noteworthy recounts his journey from musical prodigy to traveling musician to an unexpected fan. In the end, he learns what "freedom" truly means. by Bad_Seed_72 9,161 words · 1,563 views · 128 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Anxiety Recurrent nightmares and newfound anxiety make Spike come face-to-face with his greatest fear. What if Twilight never needed him in the first place? by Bad_Seed_72 10,788 words · 11,121 views · 934 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Between The Lines After Twilight delivers a batch of books to Sweet Apple Acres as a gesture of goodwill, she finds that Big Macintosh is not interested in her offerings. Through her efforts to discover why, she inadvertently discovers his most shameful secret. by Bad_Seed_72 11,547 words · 5,580 views · 739 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Big Horseshoes When asked to write an essay on his hero for a school assignment, Rumble writes about the only pony he can think of who's deserving of the title: the stallion who's loved, protected, and cared for him the most. by Bad_Seed_72 6,929 words · 3,862 views · 557 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Completely Platonic Caramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship... by Bad_Seed_72 4,069 words · 1,650 views · 272 likes · 13 dislikes

More Horse Words That I'm Especially Proud Of

  • Forecast Caramel wakes up and goes to work. It's a normal day, like any other. It's raining. But the sun's still shining. And that's alright. by Bad_Seed_72 6,998 words · 1,222 views · 132 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Just Like Her During one particularly stressful day, Sweetie Belle gets into Rarity's makeup. Rarity demands an explanation. The answer isn't quite as simple as one sister trying to emulate another. by Bad_Seed_72 6,824 words · 7,605 views · 811 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Sympathy For The Devil While locked away in Tartarus, Lord Tirek finds that his ultimate desire has been fulfilled. by Bad_Seed_72 3,000 words · 1,283 views · 196 likes · 6 dislikes
  • The Light-Bringer Discord is no mere trickster spirit, or simply an embodiment of Chaos. In the beginning, he wasn't even evil. A Discord origin story. by Bad_Seed_72 3,000 words · 919 views · 57 likes · 2 dislikes
  • What Hath Joined Together Sequel to "The Order". Despite receiving a harsh reprimand from Captain Ironhoof, Flash Sentry still struggles with his feelings for Twilight. When he is assigned to escort her to the Crystal Empire, tensions on all sides escalate. by Bad_Seed_72 111,820 words · 4,855 views · 690 likes · 73 dislikes

Horse Words You Should Read

  • A Faded Touch of Blue Moxie's whole life has been decided for her. Except for that one trip to Canterlot, that one step into the wrong establishment, and that one mare. by Tofazz 13,990 words · 4,415 views · 376 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Ave Sonata Sonata Dusk plays in the park while Aria and Adagio watch. by Majin Syeekoh 1,050 words · 2,029 views · 236 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Brushed Away For Troy the Gryphon, life in Equestria wasn't exactly as fulfilling as he imagined on his own. However, after volunteering to help out with a storm prepping project, he discovers a pony who helps to change everything. by TheVClaw 225,655 words · 2,384 views · 309 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Flashback During a full moon, Flash Sentry enters the mirror beneath the Crystal Palace to pay an unauthorized visit to the human world. This could cost him his career, and he could care less. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,565 words · 1,572 views · 258 likes · 34 dislikes
  • For Whom We Are Hungry You didn't want to come here, but fate cares nothing for insects. The story of a changeling in Ponyville. by Cold in Gardez 14,935 words · 2,988 views · 678 likes · 8 dislikes

More Horse Words You Should Read

  • In the Place the Wild Horses Sleep Young Mia is determined to run with wild horses, and nothing is going to stop her. Not her mother. Not even magical talking ponies... by Lucky Dreams 2,814 words · 2,027 views · 307 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Perception Scootaloo is alone. She's failed her family, her friends, her destiny - everything. Running away from her problems, Scootaloo lost herself in the sprawling city of Las Pegasus. Now, her life is meaningless... until a letter arrives from Ponyvill by DeepShift 40,284 words · 1,377 views · 124 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Remember Me Spike's been feeling down on himself lately. Perhaps a flower might help? by Avox 8,365 words · 3,868 views · 626 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Silverware A pony's encounter with modern utensils. by Butterscotch Cream 5,373 words · 7,744 views · 201 likes · 5 dislikes

Even More Horse Words You Should Read

  • Simply Rarity What does it mean for a pony who has everything to be generous? by Somber 8,846 words · 4,276 views · 898 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Stages It was supposed to be Octavia’s first big moment in her beginning career. To her dismay a unicorn named Vinyl Scratch stole her spotlight and left an impression on the cellist she would so soon not forget. by Bunnybooze79 156,425 words · 1,452 views · 154 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead. by Rust 129,645 words · 25,316 views · 3,293 likes · 88 dislikes
  • The Savage Way You're a whole different pony when you're scared. by Horse Voice 5,434 words · 3,369 views · 311 likes · 5 dislikes

Stories Given To Me As Gifts By Awesome People

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#2,479 · 5h, 51m ago · · ·

My mom has been watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares. I didn't want to admit it but it has been growing on me. It doesn't make me quite as hungry as Chopped does. Chopped is literally the only show in existence to make me hungry even if I had a full meal. I don't sit down to watch full episodes like she does, but I admit it has it's charm. I even read about the show's infamous Amy's Baking Company episode which I want to watch purely because I heard that the owners were fucking ballistic. And now that I watched it, I can rightfully confirm that they are indeed ballistic. Jesus fucking Christ :facehoof:

So yeah, I have a slight interest in a new show now......  

#2,477 · 20h, 21m ago · · ·

On St. Patrick's Day, Ross, Berry, and their new editor Kevin (only intro and outro in the video) sit down to play DUI Mario Kart Double Dash. I remember this game. I used to race with my friends back when I would go to their house for Gaming Overs (Sleepovers where you play Games) I haven't done this in a sad amount of time. Like 2003-2005.

This is pretty fun, but it didn't kill me. It is sadly outdated today, but it isn't that old all things considered.

Sorry I don't have a marathon of these like I usually do. I have been busy with gaming and only really watch Youtube when I eat now. This was pretty entertaining and I hope you enjoy the DUI madness. I never unlocked Rainbow Road, and didn't have a lot of experience with the course outside Mario Kart Advance where it was already unlocked. I do however know of its infamy though. I don't know if this will kill you, but it is entertaining regardless.

#2,475 · 1d, 18h ago · · ·


It also gives my GS5 a seizure. Y U h8 fones, Badsie?:fluttercry:

Also, Dogewave:

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