Much Animal, So Spirit

Who Is This Crazy Bitch?

The Basics

Name: Bad Seed, Bad, Seed, Baddy, Badsy, Babs, Babsy, Seedy, that one chick who likes Doge, that crazy bitch over there

Chromosomes: XX (cisgendered)

Location: 'MURICA

Age: 23

Birthday: January 28

Sexual Orientation: Gayer than Elton John waving a rainbow flag and skipping down the streets of San Francisco.

Flame War Fuel

Politics: Independent

Religion: Irreligious Panendeist

Patron Saints: These Two, Also These Two, Sunset Shimmer, Sonata Dusk

Best Mare: Applejack

Best Stallion: Big Macintosh

Best Filly: (tie) Apple Bloom and Babs Seed

Best Colt: Rumble

OTPs: AppleSeed, FlashLight, RariJack, MacDash, Sunata, SoarBurn, pretty much anything ever. Ship ALL the ships!

Tangled Roots Trilogy & Side-Stories

  • Tangled Roots The CMC know that Babs Seed was bullied in Manehatten, but how bad could things really have been? by Bad_Seed_72 96,145 words · 8,263 views · 691 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Anthology First sequel to Tangled Roots. After Babs Seed moves to Sweet Apple Acres, seven years of lessons about friendship, love, and family shape her into the mare she ultimately becomes. by Bad_Seed_72 141,432 words · 2,695 views · 311 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Severed Roots Third installment in the "Tangled Roots" timeline. When our heroes of the West and our villains in the East clash at last, who will be left standing? by Bad_Seed_72 216,687 words · 1,388 views · 210 likes · 5 dislikes

Horse Words That I'm Especially Proud Of

  • A Night On Deck One night aboard a cruise ship, Noteworthy recounts his journey from musical prodigy to traveling musician to an unexpected fan. In the end, he learns what "freedom" truly means. by Bad_Seed_72 9,161 words · 1,771 views · 138 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Anxiety Recurrent nightmares and newfound anxiety make Spike come face-to-face with his greatest fear. What if Twilight never needed him in the first place? by Bad_Seed_72 10,788 words · 13,052 views · 1,006 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Between The Lines After Twilight delivers a batch of books to Sweet Apple Acres as a gesture of goodwill, she finds that Big Macintosh is not interested in her offerings. Through her efforts to discover why, she inadvertently discovers his most shameful secret. by Bad_Seed_72 11,547 words · 6,845 views · 801 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Big Horseshoes When asked to write an essay on his hero for a school assignment, Rumble writes about the only pony he can think of who's deserving of the title: the stallion who's loved, protected, and cared for him the most. by Bad_Seed_72 6,929 words · 4,397 views · 572 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Completely Platonic Caramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship... by Bad_Seed_72 4,069 words · 2,021 views · 312 likes · 18 dislikes

More Horse Words That I'm Especially Proud Of

  • Forecast Caramel wakes up and goes to work. It's a normal day, like any other. It's raining. But the sun's still shining. And that's alright. by Bad_Seed_72 6,998 words · 1,445 views · 139 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Just Like Her During one particularly stressful day, Sweetie Belle gets into Rarity's makeup. Rarity demands an explanation. The answer isn't quite as simple as one sister trying to emulate another. by Bad_Seed_72 6,824 words · 9,200 views · 886 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Minnkandi Stjarna There is an ending to every great story. For Spike, Shining Armor's story will never end. No matter what Twilight, Cadence, or the doctors say. by Bad_Seed_72 9,041 words · 2,966 views · 324 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Sympathy For The Devil While locked away in Tartarus, Lord Tirek finds that his ultimate desire has been fulfilled. by Bad_Seed_72 3,000 words · 2,460 views · 270 likes · 8 dislikes
  • What Hath Joined Together Sequel to "The Order". Despite receiving a harsh reprimand from Captain Ironhoof, Flash Sentry still struggles with his feelings for Twilight. When he is assigned to escort her to the Crystal Empire, tensions on all sides escalate. by Bad_Seed_72 168,925 words · 5,873 views · 806 likes · 91 dislikes

Horse Words You Should Read

  • A Faded Touch of Blue Moxie's whole life has been decided for her. Except for that one trip to Canterlot, that one step into the wrong establishment, and that one mare. by Tofazz 13,990 words · 5,606 views · 451 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Ave Sonata Sonata Dusk plays in the park while Aria and Adagio watch. by Majin Syeekoh 1,049 words · 3,681 views · 341 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Brushed Away For Troy the Gryphon, life in Equestria wasn't exactly as fulfilling as he imagined on his own. However, after volunteering to help out with a storm prepping project, he discovers a pony who helps to change everything. by TheVClaw 225,655 words · 3,350 views · 412 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Flashback During a full moon, Flash Sentry enters the mirror beneath the Crystal Palace to pay an unauthorized visit to the human world. This could cost him his career, and he could care less. by shortskirtsandexplosions 7,565 words · 2,055 views · 291 likes · 34 dislikes
  • For Whom We Are Hungry You didn't want to come here, but fate cares nothing for insects. The story of a changeling in Ponyville. by Cold in Gardez 14,935 words · 3,986 views · 780 likes · 9 dislikes

More Horse Words You Should Read

  • In the Place the Wild Horses Sleep Young Mia is determined to run with wild horses, and nothing is going to stop her. Not her mother. Not even magical talking ponies... by Lucky Dreams 2,814 words · 2,821 views · 356 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Perception Scootaloo is alone. She's failed her family, her friends, her destiny - everything. Running away from her problems, Scootaloo lost herself in the sprawling city of Las Pegasus. Now, her life is meaningless... until a letter arrives from Ponyvill by DeepShift 40,284 words · 1,667 views · 135 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Remember Me Spike's been feeling down on himself lately. Perhaps a flower might help? by Avox 8,365 words · 4,906 views · 703 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Simply Rarity What does it mean for a pony who has everything to be generous? by Somber 8,846 words · 5,888 views · 1,031 likes · 23 dislikes

Even More Horse Words You Should Read

  • Stages It was supposed to be Octavia’s first big moment in her beginning career. To her dismay a unicorn named Vinyl Scratch stole her spotlight and left an impression on the cellist she would so soon not forget. by Bunnybooze79 156,425 words · 2,345 views · 211 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Sunset of Time Sunset Shimmer: Princess Twilight Sparkle's most faithful student. After bearing witness to the End of the World, she travels back in time to destroy the Dark Regalia and save her future. But a ghost from the past has other plans... by The Albinocorn 233,086 words · 22,901 views · 821 likes · 20 dislikes
  • The Savage Way You're a whole different pony when you're scared. by Horse Voice 5,434 words · 4,168 views · 372 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard Twilight Sparkle is the newest member of Celestia's Royal Guard. Fresh out of the Military Academy, she's ready to prove herself, but will her first assignment be too much for her to handle? by King of Beggars 80,475 words · 10,070 views · 1,834 likes · 36 dislikes

Stories Given To Me As Gifts By Awesome People

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It's time to share a totally useless albeit entertaining video. Top 10 weird products that shouldn't exist... I only heard of one of these. (Number 3) How many have you heard of and did you get through the entire video without saying "WTF" something I failed at. (three times)

Enjoy, or laugh along at the stupidity. I am ashamed to say that one of these actually sounded interesting and I feel dirty at being intrigued for one of them! To preserve my sanity and embarrassment, I won't tell you which number piqued my curiosity!

and a bonus:

Number 8 killed me! Bad if any of this is stuff you legitimately wanted to know,  I would recommend you google the answer or phone a friend. I am also ashamed to admit number 10 sounded briefly reasonable. Never mind the science behind it, it would go to assume that down the road we would have the technology or body structure to adapt to life on the sun. It would be pretty cool. Never mind we would burn a death of a million suns of pure liquid pain, but if we could live or adapt, I would totally live on the sun. It would be awesome to harness it's power and smite people we don't like.

And if you want some black comedy:

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