The Royal Guard has always had need of intercommunication between the ranks and their commanders. It wouldn't do to leave some poor private on his own in a hostile situation without orders. Therefore, some of the fastest runners in Equestria have joined with the branch of the Guard known as the Mail Squad. Ponies in the squad must be tough as well, but two of the current toughest are Punch Out, and Spear Head. The fine stallions have quite a reputation, Punch was a well known boxer, who was said to have K.O.ed a minotaur with a single uppercut. Spear was a fully licensed javelin instructor and 2 time Equestria Games gold medalist. Their strength would be needed when, on a mission from Princess Luna herself, the Mail Squad was attacked by a rampaging Ursa Major. Knowing that the letters they carried were time sensitive issues of the utmost importance, the two jumped out to defend their pink enveloped charges. Punch, ever the showoff, gestured to Spear to indicate that he would take on the beast singlehoofedly. Spear shook his head and readied his weapon. Sighing in resignation, the mailponies discussed their plan of attack. "I'll lick 'em, you stick 'em"
By the Letter
Stamping Out Evil
Pink-Slip This
You guys have a bit longer this time to come up with a name. I will be out tomorrow.
Oh, Look, A Mailbox!
These stories pain me so, but I must continue to read them.
The poker joke was great, for some reason, this wasn't as funny though, and I don't know why....I get that the fighter would 'give 'em a good lickin' which puns on licking stamps and 'sticking something with a spear' puns with sticking the stamp, but my brain fails to find humor.