The frontier town of Appleoosa had a problem. A diamond dog problem to be precise. The combative canines had formed cadre in an enclave just east of the town. Ponies were hassled, buffalo were harangued, and the few cattle who lived there were harassed. There wasn't a left slipper unchewed in the entire settlement. Everypony was getting restless. When it came to getting rid of the mutts, nothing seemed to be working. Every newspaper in town had already been rolled up, and the sheriff still hadn't collared a single hound. Town resident Braeburn Apple wrote to his cousins all across Equestria for a solution to the problem. His relatives from sweet apple acres wrote back quickly. Their letter stated that diamond dogs used to be a problem with them too. Nasty foalnappings where ponies were forced into labor had been almost commonplace, until they found a way to stop them in their tracks. Following the advice of the letter, Braeburn attempted to once again rid his town of the mangy menace. Shockingly enough, the instructions worked perfectly. Little Strongheart, a buffalo filly who had taken to hanging around him, asked how he had managed to get all of the diamond dogs out of the town. Braeburn tipped his hat and flashed his teeth at her. "Well, it was easy. They all stayed mighty still after I pushed paws."
'Pushed paws'. Have you ever heard of the Let's Player Chuggaaconroy? I've heard he's aware of the brony fandom, and while I'm not sure he's one himself, he might like these, as corny puns are his forte. XD
2180385 No, can't say that I was aware of him. If you want to introduce him to this story, be my guest.
2180648 And I am sew sew sorry about that.
2180764 SHUT UP CADENCE! You ruin all our fun, and then you almost kill all of us. *Sticks out tongue*
2180792 Considering that changelings eat love, I would classify it as more like a food fight.
Ah, the good ol' Remote Control game...
/onlyslightrelevance.
2180712 I counted the "whine" joke...I don't really know anything about Fallout (Equestria right? That's like the one thing I know. Also that people make customs of them...)
2180568
I think not.