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Glorious moustache
"Deeper, deeper!"
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You bastard, I snarfed coffee.
THE PAIN!
25302 Fucking win. I got someone to snarf! I don't know what that is, but who cares! I'll go look in the dickshunairy!
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
eep! that was... too deep...
“Here Dash, let me show you something.” Twilight says as she opens the front door. “Oooooooh! Wow! What brilliant mind invented such a contraption?” She swings the door back and forth on its hinges, looking amazed.
Best part of the chapter.
“Lemme guess…Rarity?”
"In order to give you an answer to that (and all guesses after that), I need you to answer the following:
Would you rather like me to lie to you or to speak the truth and break my promise?
Choose."
-If she chooses truth, refuse an answer and tell her you're very disappointed.
(+ if you are an evil person and suspect from the sauna that she has a background with Rarity herself, propably threaten to tell her.)
-If she chooses lie, say thanks and leave it at that.
(+ propably suggest her to think about why she wanted to know it so badly)
Took me about half and hous and half a dozen discarded versions to come up with this.
There's NO way whatsoever I (or Twi for that matter) could have come up with that in the middle of a conversation, especially when caught suprised.
So this is not meant as criticism.
I just refuse to accept that there is no way out 'keeping a straight face' when confronted with such a situation.
PS.: The difficulty here ist to prevent people from answering their questions themselves if you refuse to do so.
Most did so even before asking.
Ah, my area of expertise.
Horsia's? American Psycho fan are we??
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Haha I knew the sounded familiar
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Exactly what I was thinking.
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"Here, Rainbow Dash, let me show you something," Twilight says as she opens the front door. "Oooooooh! Wow! What brilliant mind invented such a contraption?" She swings the door back and forth on its hinges, looking amazed.
I liked the whole chapter, but that has to be my favorite line. I could totally picture her doing that.
"Oh, that's what doors are for?"
She hears Pinkie Pie's menacing "FOREVER!" somewhere in the back of her mind.
YOU FOOL! YOU BROKE A PINKIE PROMISE!
"Doors are for chumps."
This explains a lot.
Unlike the rest of the chapter!
Well, well. It seems, Twilight's not the only one breaking hearts around here
Dis gon' be gud!
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this says it all!
The Great and Powerful Rainbow Dash doesn't trust doors!
Rarity...
and...
Dash, too?
Welp, somepony's so deep in the closet their rear legs are in buckin' Narnia...
<-- These icons are just perfect
"Spike was smoking a cigar and wearing a glorious mustache while Rarity gazed lovingly at him." FIllies and gentlecolts, this the greatest thing I've read today.
Lovely little mini chapter. Onward to the next!
"Also, this is way easier than trying to sexile you without letting you know why I need you out of the room for the night."
"What?"
"Uhh . . . I didn't say anything. Maybe you heard the tree settling?"
Oh, indubitably. But he likes being brain-damaged, so it's all good.
It's unlikely. But if he did mean, you really need to have a talk with Pinkie. And then a really awkward talk with him, in all likelihood. You're the closest thing he has to a mother; if he's thinking of that, it's your duty to make sure he realizes the anatomy is (I assume) not compatible. No matter how much you want to avoid all this, you owe it to him.
But, probably, you get to put that off—for now. To quote a wise man: "One day your body will start changing and it will be awful and terrible for everybody involved."
Also, if God doesn't exist, then why is it a horse?
Answer: because it is between two and four horses.
But, yeah, one day, the time will come for the talk, and you will consider moving to the Crystal Empire to avoid it. Everypony knows dragons are forbidden to enter the Crystal Empire.
I don't even know what to say.
Air resistance (at speeds significantly below the sound barrier) is proportional to velocity squared. Near and above the sound barrier, the answer depends on whether you're on Earth in in Equestria, and I don't even know the formulas for Earth. But suffice it to say that flying like Dash burns a lot of calories.
. . . Actually, I may need to consider my thoughts on pastel pony physiology. They may not be entirely consistent.
Alright, no, I'm good.
It ought to.
This chapter was too short! Nothing about it bothered me! How could you?
Sudden twist! I kinda thought I'd picked up on something like that in the previous chapter.
Oh, and the thing earlier with Pinkie and Dash miming TwiBurn sex? That was amazing. Forgot to mention. :V
I HATE TO SAY IT BUT I SAW THIS COMING. when Rainbow looked at Rarity weird in the previous chapter, i was like "yup"
Goddamn, if there wasn't a more accurate descrption of Rarity in a nutshell.