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Holy shit you uploaded it here. Words cannot express how much I love this story! Will the remaining chapters be uploaded soon?
Read it before. Brilliant, all of it
Heck yeah, Romance Reports comes to FiMFiction! Love your work.
oh hey there
Fuck yes! Best thing ever.
Romance Reports? On MY FiMFiction?
MY BODY IS READY.
read this on P.F.A. already:
ALL OF MY 5/5 !!!!!!
It's been said before, but the characterizations in this story are almost unmatched in the FIM fanfic universe. I particularly love how well we see into the hearts and minds of the other ponies, despite being limited to Twilight's perspective.
The use of the present tense is curious and unorthodox, though it fades from perception after just a few minutes of reading. I'm not sure if it's a net positive or negative for the story.
And finally, your use of adjectives is inspiring. Snappy, emotive and insightful. I particularly like when you use words to give emotional weight to otherwise non-emotional subjects (a 'lonely' flower in a soda can vase; Twilight's stomach was 'shocked' into silence').
The story is, of course, wonderful as well. I'm glad to see relationships being treated as the volatile, dangerous creatures they are, rather than simply an excuse to ship characters together for the reader's enjoyment.
5/5
Wow, wasn't expecting so many kind words. First time on here and all. Thanks, everyone!
11857 I should get the rest posted here later today.
Oh, did you hear?
Haha! Well there goes any secrecy out the window.
You, sir, are bucking awesome! I was wary about this story, but it's been excellent so far. And I swear to Celestia, I laughed a good 5 minutes at Pinkie & Dash re-enactment of Twilight's midnight romp. Hilarious! I am looking forward to reading the other chapters. Again, excellent work.
Oh god that rainbow/pinkie joke almost made me cry fron sheer laughter. Uungh, Princess Celestia!!!
The end is the BEST "OH FUCK" moment! hahahah!
Oh God the ending If that happened to me I think i'd turn right round and drown myself in the tub
Et tu, Rarity?
BEST LINE EVUUUUUUUR XDDDDD
This is one of the greatest literary works of the 21st century. Hat off to you sir!
“So does nine!” Pinkie says.
“What?” Several of them say in unison.
“You just have to turn it a little.” Pinkie cranes her head to the side.
Oh would you look at the time it's been fun really but I need to go water the oven and paint the dog and I think grandma is on fire let's do this again real soon GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FOOLS! *flees*
i cant stop reading!
28576 Careful, I've heard that too many Picard Facepalms in one sitting can lead to perpetual facepalming.
The scene with RD and PP being meta is the final piece of data needed to definitively quantify this story as the best pony sex fic on the internet. And I'm not done reading yet.
The ending was absolute Brilliance! This is probably what Twilight was feeling -
Pretty good so far. The characterization is spot-on, even after you've added a whole new dimension to their characters with their sexual preferences and such. Out of the six chapters I've read so far, I've only got one thing to criticize, which is this line from this chapter:
"She heaves a long sigh and sits, folding her arms underneath her."
Anyway, I loved the end of this chapter, with the rest of the spa overhearing their discussion. Awesome cliffhanger, and as a bonus I don't have to wait to read the next chapter! So...I'm off to do that now.
This is the kind of story where I really hope something bad happens to the main character by the end.
Oh lawdy! Ha ha ha ha ha! That ending was positively delicious! This story is fantastic, though I must profess some mild disappointment at the number of responses of people who seem to be completely missing the point, as I interpret it anyways, of Luna's requirements. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think so.
Please keep writing, I'll keep reading!
God damn. That ending.
I have the occasional vivid fantasy of something like that ending.
I can't decide whether to run screaming or pimp-walk my way out, giving zero fucks as I go. "You bet your ass I run this joint!"
"Egghead's Guide to Sensual Steamy Sexin'," I died at that part. And for the following passage after that. Also, that awkward moment where the entire spa just happens to be listening on your confession to being openly-mostly-gay. This story.
That ending
the more read this, the more i am enjoying it
when I read this I can only think of happiness.
when I read this my day is complete.
when I read this I want it to never end.
"Mah cousin ain't a guinea pig, darnit!"
Oh boy. I can see how AJ would be pretty sour over something like that.
RD and Pinkie are priceless!
Heh, leave it to Twilight to turn discussing the sexual identities of her friends into an excercise in statistics...
Also, Dat Ending.
Twilight inventing the pony equivalent of the Kinsey Scale. Seems legit.
ma god!! dat ending almost killed me!!!
Holy shit!
62380 ermagerd references of awesome
Ok, I think reading Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie mocking Twilight and Braeburn having sex is the first time a fanfic made me laugh out loud
My gosh, I'd die of embarrassment if everyone heard THAT conversation. I couldn't help but burst out in laughter at Pinkie and Dash's reenactment of Twilight and Braeburn's little love session.
I've never been so excited by a title alone XD
When they left the room and everyone heard i LOLed so hard.
If you don't knock, you'll never be disappointed. and if you never actually get disappointed, then you won't be able to move on, rather than dwelling on the issue.
Seriously, you've put off getting rejected too long already.
I suppose, in that case, it would probably be best to leave it until after today's social event, in the interest of not ruining the day with awkwardness. But no longer.
I recommend taking notes tonight, then. Apparently it's already time for you to learn how to let ponies down easy.
Still think you were wise to go stomping around like an elephant?
And you're supposed to be the smart one. Did you learn nothing from those romance novels Rarity lent you?
. . . Actually, just in general, what are the implications of being a non-genre-savvy bookworm? I know that there are things I've learned from fiction; to my knowledge everything I've ever read was written by a human, so there are some things that it's difficult to get too wrong. Other things, of course, would quite plausibly be assumed to be specifically fictional tropes. But one would reasonably be expected to carry other things over to real life, and if one misses them yet has surely come to know the corresponding trope, what is one's excuse?
Not that I think Twi does read nearly so much fiction as I do, but we know she reads some, and she ought to have read some relevant books recently in the interest of research.
Braeburn'll get over it, and AJ will too. You just need to display an appropriate amount of contrition in the interim, and you seem to have that in the bag.
I want to say, "don't encourage her," but I can't decide which one I'm supposed to say it to.
If they did, I would be sorely tempted to buy one and anonymously send it to a random house.
But sadly, I think I'm more mature than that.
Why do I need to take quotes even when I won't let myself say what I want to say about them? Why did I make that rule? That rule is dumb.
Maybe I couldn't find anything to negotiate it away. Maybe I didn't even notice it being made. I certainly don't remember it being made.
But, yeah, if you're the proper combination of clever and investigative (if you are, maybe you can tell me what the combination is), you should be able to figure out the idea that I refuse to speak. But you probably don't care.
I had a complaint all lined up, but it's not right for this chapter. Though perhaps that's for the best; had it been mildly situationally appropriate, I wouldn't have thought about how I should probably save it for the next time it really fits. I just would have used it here. Unfortunately, that means I need to pick another complaint now . . .
As of today, this fic has actually become a little bit relevant to my life. I'm not going to go into details; I don't trust the obscurity of not using my real name enough. But I was left uncertain of whether to bring this story up, or keep my thoughts to myself, and that was annoying.
Oh my god, I didn't see that coming. XD
I like how you're handling the relationships. Rarity's line about breaking hearts never feeling good was great. Actually, she was top-notch through this whole chapter. ACTUALLY THEY ARE ALL TOP NOTCH IN EVERY CHAPTER WHO AM I KIDDING
Ba-dum TTSSSHHH! XD
It's actually kind of disturbing how spot-on everypony is. This story reminds me quite a lot of Four of Two which I like quite a lot, but this... I have to admit this is quite a lot better. (If only because Ariamaki is 40 chapters in and still going strong.)
Part of me is kinda with Applejack about how convoluted it is for Luna to have Twilight date (and sleep with, and fall in love with) other ponies before they can get together, but part of me also sees Luna's reasoning.
Really though, this is truly excellent, and I'm looking forward to reading the rest!
WOAH. That chapter was REALLY GOOD.
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Feel kinda dumb replying to an old comment but I've been giving it a lot of thought and I've come to one conclusion: Luna's mission is completely stupid. Don't get me wrong, what she wants is for Twilight to understand the stakes of what Twilight wants and she can only do that with some experience. Luna's desire isn't completely irrational. Like many things in life it's the way she's doing it that makes it fucked up.
Luna could have straight up said "I'm sorry Twilight I don't feel like taking you to my bed because you are inexperienced." She could have then told Twilight to go and get said experience but not have this nebulous "curriculum" with the "prize" being that Twilight is allowed to be intimate with Luna.
It's bullshit, and will be the direct cause of more than one broken heart by the end of this, and it will 100% include Twilight's. Hell, she's already had awful feelings because of her night with Rarity and her night with Braeburn, and she hasn't even been broken up with yet, which I'm sure is coming at some point.
That all said, I can't wait to see what happens next.
6706411 It needn't even have Twilight getting laid. Granted, she wouldn't understand fully, since she'd lack experience regarding the matter of sex, but she could have just sent Twilight out to survey ponies on their opinion about what love is and how it is exhibited by word and action and had Twilight find the common theme in most of the ponies opinions regarding love. Plus, this type of 'homework' would have been more in line with Twilight Sparkle's academic personality. But then we'd not have the literary erotica of the sexual experimentation chapters.