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Then explain why it was physically painful for him, Max.
'Please toaster my watermelons' Sayeth the oblivious king
"he was shouting out random words like "toaster" or "tax returns"
kinda like japanese subtitles from godzilla movies or the movie "kung pow"?
Wow, Max meeting talking humans and finding Lyra again was interesting. Still, poor Lyra. Her life went straight,demon the crapper. Great chapter, as usual.
hope the next one wont take as long
Soon the humans will become more intelligent and Max will lead them to freedom!!
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6057740 It's already in the works.
Wait, is that toem or whatever they're digging up some sort of forceful evolution catalyst? Like, is is causing the maturation of Equestira's version of Humans into Earth's more advanced ones?
And furthermore, will this just go planet of the apes on us?
Also, upon looking into it, Caelum appears to be a minor constellation or star, was that an intentional little nod thing?
So many new plot twists and yet the biggest question on my mind is why did Celestia want to watch Max pee?
Also Max should totally carry Lyra around in a backpack, and use her an an interpreter. Bonus points if he convinces her to talk like Yoda.
Jesus christ, we need a side story from the point of view of one of the humans.
Pandora's on it!
6057750 WOOOOO
6057681 Because he's yelling toaster or tax returns
The funny thing is that the whole time I was reading up to this chapter. That Max will be able to understand Equestrian Humans. I mean with all the points humans have tried to talk to him in some way. It was just little clues leading to this. Having Lyra being the one to understand that also kind of makes sense after the whole Pulling them out of her house thing. Honestly it's a great chapter and I really wish the next one was here already. But I'm going to guess that after Lyra explains how she knows how to understand him and Max is about to tell the rest. The shit is going to hit the fan six days from Sunday and the hammer or in most cases horseshoe is going to fall and the Archmage is going to get his ass kicked from Celestia in a big way.
6057681 The reason it hurt was because Max was trying to replicate what he understood, which was Equestrian. As proved by the "Caelum" scene, human vocal chords are not designed to speak Equestrian, so it was damaging to try.
Just found this story........... 56 chapters AND incomplete........ God dammit my time will be gone forever.....
NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! cliffhanger
Fallout 4 and Your Human and You. The hype is real.
And now the previous chapters are hilarious in hindsight.
Hola shit
Hmmm.... Sandpoint, Idaho? Hmmm....very, very, interesting.
Hmm... If humans still speak through grunts and chirps... That must mean the chaos magic that entered his body when he was transported to Equestria changed his first language to fit with the most used language...possibly...? Hmmm... My guess is nuclear war, where humans blew up everything and life went to shit :/
That last revelation could really be a game-changer.
I'm really curious though where the final destination for them would have been, since obviously they stopped prior to reaching it. How long before the troop gets brave enough to Shanghai him again?
Keep going! ;)
Yeah, I have the same issue with some of my friends, though I'm not sure if it's the same type of grass
still loving this story
stayclassy
6057772 oh I would so read that
6057794. That's nothing find diaries of a mad man then you will have no time
6057681
Because as Celestia and Luna found out, Max isn't capable of producing the sounds necessary for Equestrian speech. When he tried to in the past, all he did was grunt or squeak as his vocal cords struggled to, impossibly, produce horse sounds. That's what's going on here; all along Max thought that something was preventing his speech, but in truth, he simply is incapable of speaking Equestrian. The Equestrian humans ARE speaking English. The ponies aren't.
6057755 2001 a space odysse Hal 9000 and shit
At the rate these chapters are being posted I'll be able to read the epilogue while playing Half life 3. Also did Celestia and Luna try to say max's name? If max cant replicate equestrian can pony's replicate English... assuming that is what he is speaking.
The only Sandpoint I know is from Pathfinder, and I doubt that's where you got it from.
Also, is it not normal to shout 'Toaster' at the top of your lungs when stubbing your toe?
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Everything makes sense now.
Loved this chapter
Good luck with the next one
Another great chapter.
Still too short.
6057681
Simple. We already know that his vocal cords aren't built to make the sounds necessary for pony language. Since that's what he understood, it stands to reason that it's also what he was trying to use. Thus, trying to speak was physically painful for him. (This is just my theory, mind you. It could be totally wrong.) What the author is referring to are Max's unimpeded nonverbal vocalizations, like grunts, laughter, or screams. So, while he was getting the shit kicked out of him in the pit, he was screaming out "BICYCLE!" and "SHRUBBERY!"
6057803
Not to mention XCOM 2.
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So the chaos magic acted as a form of translation matrix, allowing him to understand, perceive and write (subconsciously) the language but not speak it. Damn genius. Now we know Lyra understands. What will happen now? Oh I'm excited!
6057803 And then Discord pops out and yells: "HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!"
6057785 Anything that deals with taxes is painful.
6057988
Then why couldn't he speak English, either?
6057992 I really want to see Max become a giant space fetus god now.
6057794 you can never leave!
Once you check in, you never check out.
6058081 2hype4me.
6058098
By some magical mechanism, when arriving in Equestria, Max had forgotten English and instead understood Equestrian. He assumed everyone was speaking English the whole time; whatever caused him to forget his own language made Equestrian appear to be English, in writing and in speech. When the Elements blasted him, they corrected this change, and Equestrian sounds like it should to Max, ditto for English. This is why when Max wrote out English last chapter, the ponies couldn't understand it, because he was not writing in Equestrian anymore.
However, the mechanism that affected Max's perception of language did not change his biology. The truth is (in the story), Max does not have the vocal cords required to speak like a horse, despite the language appearing to be his own. This is why he couldn't speak, not because something was making him mute.
6057992 So I guess I'm not the only one that thought that then.
ITS GO TIME BITCHES.
I really wonder what would happen to Max if he went through the Equestrian Girls mirror.
Oh, and another good chapter.
6057794 your in for one hell of an adventure
Sandpoint, you say?
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Why, Why must you make this so good.
GRASS GRASS GRASS
6058156
Nope you are wrong. How could anypony understand what was recorded on his iPhone if your theory would be right? Either you are wrong or Madmax made a big error :P
This is just fantastic I'm already bubbling up for the next chapter