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distract to............. Celestia is capable of blasting through solid stone with what appears to be an enormously simplistic combat spell, since every can do it. he could subdue a human without need of effort or distraction.
... Van is Kreigs' kid?
I LOVE IT!!!
okay sorry, but that explanation is creepy as ALL fuck. that is cannibalism to eat another thinking being. who would donate their bodies to be eaten?
besides there are plenty of non sapient species. deer for example. venison is a lot better than beef in my opinion.
...Three days in quarantine, you're spending it in a LIBRARY, and this is your feelings?
Max, I'm sorry, but you just earned the 'Dumbest Being in Equestria' award.
I am most certain that the second project that Twilight is doing is either turning max into a pony or turning herself into our kind of human!
If- IF they get Van, and try putting him in the guard... please be intelligent enough to only do so AFTER Darkflare is dead. Otherwise, you're essentially giving him an inside saboteur on a silver platter...
Also, I'm assuming Van's "Sire" is an intelligent human like Max... is he from any particular Your Human and You-verse fanfic, or a fanfic you are going to eventually write or something?
Edit: Okay, it's Krieg... FUCKING WRITE THAT FANFIC, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS POOP-TRAIN!
4434212 Deer are also silent in many of these stories.
4434212 Cannibalism is eating a member of your own species; not eating something intelligent.
nice chapter, LOVED IT,
possible smart human from our world?
4434295 that applies only because we stand as the only sapient species. in equestria, there are dozens of sapient beings. thus the term must expand beyond simple species and outwards to other beings of sapience.
that or we invent another term that makes the, likely very valuable, taboo of eating other sapient beings.
Krieg the Psycho from Borderlands?
If yes, then every other human in the story just got boring. Someone go let that guy out of his cage.
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That... That explains quite alot..
Also, how the heck did I not get that reference? I've played that game so much I STILL have dreams about it every so often..
Hang on......is Van's daddy who I think it is? :D
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Unless you can see the sunrise, it's not late enough in the morning to justify the train wreck right there that's claiming to be English.
4434311 If dogs eat other dogs, it's cannibalism. If cats eat other cats, it's cannibalism. If snakes eat other snakes, it's cannibalism. If ants eat other ants, it's cannibalism.
Intelligence has nothing to do with it.
4434371 forgot a word, damn it. was saying that all the unicorns can do a very similar spell, but she can create a beam so powerful it punctures through stone walls. if she has that kind of power, a human would be easy to subdue period.
4434375 ....... that does not change the fact that the consumption of a fellow sapient being should likely be identified as some kind of taboo. there is something wrong with consuming the flesh of something that has all the same fellings, thoughts, and emotions that you do.
I am calling it cannibalism because we have never had a reason to create a term for consuming another sapient being as of a different species yet.
that banner is gonna be a Chekhov's gun in the future.....something tells me it will become an emblem for a army or something.....
Where did they get the fuel for the furnace? Oh wait, never mind...
Two bits says Twilight is writing a checklist for "how to woo your intelligent human".; p
Keep going! ;)
Who is Van's father? I can tell that the author is hinting that this was no random equestrian human. A human from earth? A super animal human slightly smarter than the average animal?
Well I loved this chapter. My only minor gripe is that Max should have been more freaked out by being bitten by a zombie human but other than that it was a good one.
4434395 They are willingly allowing their bodies to be used to help keep others alive. It's just a slightly altered concept of Organ-donors, or donating your body to science. If you were to hunt, kill, and eat a sapient being: yes, that would be taboo... but they're willing to have their body be used as such after their gone: it's not like they need it anymore, and it's not like the act of doing so hastened their death, tarnished their name/memory, nor made their life meaningless. It's far more useful than just being burnt to ash, or rotting in the ground.
4434413 Krieg, from Borderlands 2.
Does Van ride a meat bicycle?
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Any chance Sunny forgot to mention something about a 'meat bicycle'?
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Thanks, I'll look that up :)
YOU MOTHERFUCKER IT'S 2:40 AM AND I NEED SLEEP
4434311 You have to remember that this is done with consent from the dying party. That and there are beings other than humans that lack sapience in this world. Makes you wonder what a manticore steak might taste like.
Krieg!!!
4434282 I hope not. I like Max being different.
4434413 it's Krieg from borderlands 2. Because why the fuck not.
Nice new Chapter. I already like this Imperial Pegasus and how you write not only different kingdoms, empires and what not in your story but to manage to write a good background for them is just awesome!
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Scarred eye? An axe?
Its Max
Did you just put Krieg or the spawn of Krieg into this Fan Fic?
Uh, no Celestia. This is why you win today's award for Stupidest Mare in Equestria.
You know, if the only reason he's still alive is because of his high body temperature, covering him in ice seems like a terrible idea........
And you need to give Twilight armor, too. Then you can have your very own black and red alicorn.
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Definition of cannibalism (according to Merriam-Webster)
1 : the usually ritualistic eating of human flesh by a human being
2 : the eating of the flesh of an animal by another animal of the same kind
3 : an act of cannibalizing something
I can certainly see the act of killing an intelligent being in Equestria as not only being a taboo, but an outright crime as well. That would be murder. But given that they live in a world where a large percentage of the beings on the planet are sapient--even the animals appear sapient a large portion of the time--as well as carnivorous, I doubt they would have the same taboo about consuming the flesh of an intelligent being that humans do. If they did then most of the beings living on the planet would be shunned, and griffins wouldn't be as freely welcomed within the country as they're shown to be.
To a large degree, that taboo exists in human society specifically because the only way to violate it is to eat another human. And while it may be true that some would consider the consumption of animals like dolphins, that are believed by some to be sapient or nearly so, that belief is by no means wide-spread enough to call it a legitimate taboo on the societal level.
This is definitely a case of a world with a different set of standards operating under their own rules. Killing another sapient being would be a crime (in Equestria, at least), but what happens after that is less of a concern. The ponies may not want to talk about it, as was shown in this chapter, but they accept the fact that carnivores need to eat too as long as they don't have to know about the details.
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lol, he only got that just now? Though he is kinda stuck in a fever high, so I guess I can let him off the hook for this one.
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I'm guessing Celestia feels guilty about how badly she's treated Max, and now that she's caught word of another exceptional human, she doesn't want to make any hasty decisions. At least not until she's met him.
But she can never tell anyone the real reasons behind her orders, because, Idunno, friendship reports, or something, so she provides a flimsy justification for wanting him alive.
She's not dumb enough to actually want to make something like that into a guard . . . right?
Black armor. Does that make them the Mares in Black? And red hands...well as long as Max doesn't start to hear dice rolling in his head, he should be okay.
4434591 If Van was a human from earth I'd highly doubt he'd eat another living being that's screaming raw.
Unless he was one of those people who were truly gone fishing.
I'm ready for a spine-tingler!
So, I found Borderlands (Van's father = Psycho) and "The Golden Compass" (Armored Bears) from the "His Dark Materials" series.
4434601 vans father was possibly a human from earth, or from some other universe.
4434563 Doubt that is the real reason. It seems more likely that, since his father seemed to have come from an alternate world where humans are somewhat intelligent (He did have some kind of space axe and a steel arm, but I hope he went feral mad because... well, if not, he spent the rest of his days breeding and being treated as an animal...), it is likely Van is intelligent too. Ignorant maybe, but intelligent. While Van would likely be highly valuable dead due to the chance to examine an alien body, him being alive means they now have one alive intelligent human to examine without having Twilight go crazy and tearing Equestria apart to find him.
Not to mention it could be used to test something... Like say if Discord was placing intelligent humans as sleeper agents into Equestria, with all those humans having a mental block to make them try and blend in as normal? If Van is more than he lets on... Theory plausible.
4434477 SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
Van's father sounds a bit like Max. A darker, crueller Max...
Was the guild a side-reference to my story.
Van rocks up in Ponyville.
Twilight pulls off a Little Sister scream.
Max goes Mister Bubbles on Van.
I submit this as my prediction.
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Krieg!
tfw >you will never roll 420 with Primrose
When I read that, It reminded me of a couple of years ago when I had a bunch of condoms.
So I spit in them and set a couple on the teachers desk, put them in people's backs and threw them at driving cars from a bridge.
All that just because I couldn't get laid HAHAHAHAha (sigh) To be young again.
...
Now, where is that yogurt.