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JUST GIVE HIM TEH DAMN PIECE OF PAPER MAN
How can you torture ur heroes so badly? :C
Anyway, amazing chapter, just as the previous ones. Keep up the good work!
10/10 would read again
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piece of paper?
More like he secretly builds a nuke and laughs before the mushroom cloud
Blueblood. Just. Blueblood...
I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on homes here with some pliers and a blowtorch...
Then, I'll call in a favor from Brick Top and ask for some pigs.
Now, I need some Mjölnir brand Brain Bleach...
He's in a library, hopefully he'll be able to get his hand on a quil and a piece of paper.
Why he can`t say anything? Dry throat?
Damn it man just give him some paper and pen alraedy! I just feel sorry for him.
I'm sorry, but, mute or not, it is starting to push the boundaries of believability that he hasn't even really attempted any sort of action to try and show his intelligence. Hell, even nodding yes or no during Celestia's conversations might have been enough to peak her curiosity enough for her to actually test him.
Enjoyed every moment of it, keep it up and I hope you can make another chapter soon, I'm getting impatient already!
2865737 The next one is currently being edited and proofread. Depending on how fast my editor decides to work it could be ready anywhere from Wednesday to Friday.
2865365 I'm sorry you feel that way. Unfortunately you have a few more chapters of me "pushing the boundaries of believability".
Please don't get too mad...
Plz no molestia.
Im so excited for when he reveals that he's intelligent.
"Oh and by the way, I can talk"
*everypony else*
"GAAAAAASSSSSSP"
IMO i wouldn't have liked the molestia scene
but i have been wrong before
except about that rape thing i still haven't went back to that fanfic it all went down hill so fast...in like a sentence thats how fast shit hit the fan
keep up the good work
I'm glad your putting them out so fast. This is one of the stories I check regularly for updates.
2881394 Once a week, guaranteed!
...at least until college starts up again
Molestia event? I just find it retarded you've pulled a Planet of the Apes shtick, without any real explanation. "Oh, he ends up a mute cause he lands in Equestria!" Suck my dick and then give me a valid reason...
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There was my response to that:
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10 out of ten spikes for you my good sir!
I want the Molestia Alternate chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
“Such a pity. He really is a fine looking human.” Blueblood’s eyes did another once over my body, and he licked his lips longingly.
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2865365 he actually did a couple of times, like when he attempted to speak, or when he attempted to mime for a paper and quil. the ponies didn't understand that though, they mistook his actions for something else.
Dude is a fucking moron. I'm sorry but especially given that they share a language, it should not take days to establish sapience, even without speech or writing.
I am thumbs-up numbah 1300!
3623624 And if anyone mentions it i'll
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Sigh. At last he tries to communicate. I feared he would be passive for the rest of this. Aside from that the story is well written and has an interesting "Planet of Apes" feeling. I´m still not sure if the other humans are sentinent or not but given what I have read and understood so far they are not.
Well up to the next chapter then
Apparation in a nutshell.
For anyone curious, "ci risiamo" means "here we go again".
Is it just me, or does the description of teleportation in this story remind you of apparaition/dissapparaition from Harry Potter?
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Yup, exactly
OMG hahha so hilarius. "a zombie in a blonde cobvention". Hahhahahah
Whoah, this story is unbelievably creepy. Humans owned by bright colored ponies. End of times man.
I'm so looking forward to Max cursing himself for showing Twilight he's smarter then the average monkey. Twi-geek-mode activated!
3764729 Huh... in what language? Latin? Italian?
Good thing that this story have a comedy tag. Sapient human having problems with showing that he is sapient to other sapients beings and failing miserably at that is too funny for a serious story :P Come on, what gestures he was doing? He could always point a finger at Tia and then at himself, then smile and done! I doubt any other human would do something like it. He could always react to what she talk. Nod or something.... and he seems to be really distracted. One moment he is deciding to act as less suspicious as he can to find out about stuff and then suddenly he is trying to get a paper?
For some poeple who are wondering, why the human is not showing his intellect, It is not for reasons of showing illogical behaviour concerning communication and playing dumb, but more for the sake of the story. You all may have noticed repeatedly the line " I resisted the urge to roll my eyes...". This is the illogical behaviour I was refering to, while everyone else surely would NOT resist the urge to roll eyes, since this would be a wonderful hint for celestia that he understands her, this character does it appearently for the sake of the story to make either:
A. Sense in a way the author needs it to be
B. To continue the ideas the author had.
Everyone interested can watch "planet of the apes" the classic version. It basically shows the same kind of problematic and since This story obviously leans onto the concept of this particular movie, illogical behaviour of the character and questionable actions for the sake of sanity are to be expected, there are a few slipups like that in this movie aswell, just to make it possible to continue the story. THIS MERELY SERVES TO GET THE STORY ROLLING IN THE FIRST PLACE.
From a logical and real perspective though, every other sane, wise and clever person would just do exactly that, roll their eyes as a response for Celestias remark to get her attention, since that clearly shows signs of them understanding her.
This story is very well written and fun to read.
Nicely done!
I like Celestia by her normal unmolesting self, so that's a no from me for the whole alternate thing. Though, it's probably been a while since you posted this chapter, so I don't think my opinion really matters. Anyway, brilliant bloody chapter! We learned that Humans are fucked up and their Pony owners are just as, if not more.
Boo fucking hoo Blue Balls tell somepony who gives a shit. You should care more for the well being of the foals in your area. Now hand over your testicals because it is quite apparent you do not deserve them. Now you got to Hell! You go to Hell and you
Ha! We knew he was going to be sent to twilight!
He just got eye raped... Even I feel violated after reading that.
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I wish I didn't feel that.
3845273 Well said!
I'm all for an alternate Molestia chapter :D
4365348 Ditto
Wow, you actually wanted to add a Molestia seen? You're terrible!
Its interesting going back and reading this chapter again now that im fully up to date on this story. Love that foreshadowing with the ebony rose bit... Just goes to show that you have a plan for this story, and its not just being made up on the spot. (Also, having just come from reading your human and you: i am not sparticus... I am totally ready for your molestia side story. Lol)
pedobear blueblood XD
No shit.
What if you need to calm the fuck down?!
All the better to traumatize you with! There are four too spaces after this sentence.
Perhaps "saw" is a better word.
Are those commas really necessary?
But it's summer...
Think that's enough?
That's putting it nicley.
No.
Fuck that.
There are limits!
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Nod your head stupid...!
Wow.
But not the ropes because hands don't get dirty and nails need no clipping.
Ah, to be young and innocent!
Plural.
Missing something.
Or like they're some sort of animal!
Ha.
Punctuation
Maybe I have reader bias, but he mentions how powerful she is and that this is a world of magic. A bit of a Flat Earth Atheist to me.
4688208 That was something A LOT worse than Pedobear, I was getting scared myself just reading that part
" The walls were narrower, barely enough room for Celestia and I to stand side by side."
- Celestia and me
Blueblood enjoys gay bestiality. I shall forever consider this cannon and none shall oppose