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  • 1w, 20h
    Real Life Strikes Again!

    Hey, kiddies! BassEffect here with a little news. It appears that the next chapter of Your Human and You may be delayed. The reason? Blackie's laptop blew up and is now currently deader than a door-nail. Now, before you all get worked up, it had nothing to do with the hater who deleted his work. Not only was that the wrong computer, but it was a hardware problem.

    That being said, Blackie wanted me to let you know that, even though he's has no computer at the moment, he's still going to try and work on the next chapter whenever possible. His method? Pencil and paper. He'll try and keep you all posted on what's going on, but until then, please wait patiently.

    That is all.

    43 comments · 498 views
  • 1w, 3d

    Has anyone else noticed that it seems like every picture on Fimfiction has suddenly disappeared, or does midterms have me more stressed than I realized?

    Edit: Never mind. I turned it off and back on again. Problem solved.

    25 comments · 286 views
  • 1w, 4d
    Big Brother is Watching

    I'm not sure how many of you have stories on this site, but here's a little fun fact that I discovered today.

    All of you who are organizing all of your bookshelves, I know when you move Your Human and You to a new one. It tells me you did so, and it tells me the name of the one you've moved it to. I'm watching you...

    ...and as for you, BassEffect. I don't appreciate being notified that you've moved Your Human and You to "Shit I'm Forced To Read". :ajbemused:

    I apologize for the blog spamming I've done these past few days. :fluttershysad:

    66 comments · 742 views
  • 1w, 5d
    New Site Update

    Okay, time to put in my two cents.

    I... I think I'm in love. Sure, there are some things that seem a little weird (like the new system for showing if a story is incomplete/complete) but I have yet to find something I legitimately hate about this update. The bookshelves, the new layout, the customization. It's awesome!

    And the new stats system for stories. You can choose to display by month or by chapter. I... I just can't. Did you know you can find out your stories rating on the site now too?!

    Your Human and You is ranked 4,904th on Fimfiction. It is the 56th longest story and can be found in 7,029 bookshelves

    I have nothing more to say. I'm...

    I'm sorry, Google. I'm canceling the wedding and eloping with Fimfiction.

    Now, if you excuse me... I have +1000 stories to organize. TWILIGHT! GET THE COFFEE READY!!!

    48 comments · 398 views
  • 1w, 6d
    Fuck This, Fuck That, I'm Marrying Google

    Please disregard my last blog.

    Also, you're all invited to the wedding.

    91 comments · 1,187 views
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#1 · 69w, 3d ago · 21 · 2 · Prologue: Standing in Your Grave ·

I like the idea of this story based off of the description. I'll look forward to more chapters:yay:

Huh. Alrighty then.

You have my curiosity! :raritystarry:

#5 · 69w, 3d ago · 9 · · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

I have an unfavorable premonition about this...

#6 · 69w, 3d ago · 34 · · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

I'm intrigued yet very angry toward the treatment of humans.

#7 · 69w, 2d ago · 14 · 1 · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

This story is lookin good, I just hope our human here gets some revenge:pinkiecrazy:

#8 · 69w, 2d ago · 2 · · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

This is a very good idea for a story... but spaying and nutering? Really? *Face hoof* Even myself, Princess of Torture does not do those despicable acts!

#9 · 69w, 2d ago · 7 · 13 · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

The entire premise of this story is a massive no. Seriously... just, no.

#10 · 69w, 2d ago · 14 · 1 · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

>>2756677 I am sorry you feel that way, and I am sorry I could not hold up to your expectations.  Feel free to leave a thumb down if you haven't already, and go about with your view pleasure.

Thank you for your feedback, and I hope you have a nice day.

Its on the fence for this one. It one of those stories that'll get better with more installments. keep coming with installments and i'll keep reading.

>>2759027 tune in next Friday and I hope you'll be pleased

I have a feeling,just hear me out

shit is going to hit the fan,I repeat shit is going to hit the fan

so put your disguises:moustache:

#16 · 69w, 21h ago · 4 · · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

Why doesn't he speak?:rainbowhuh:

Tentative follow. Could be very interesting.

no offence to the writer this will probably end up in my favs in time anyway.

but does anyone know another story similar to this one where humans are like animals i guess or close  to that way.

i kind of have been looking for a story like this but still need to scratch that itch iv been feeling for these types of fanfics for quite some time now, and am tired of looking through the list even with the filter?

but ya that would be swell

>>2768120 no  offense taken.

As for your search, this came to mind.  I know it's not a story, but something is better than nothing, right?


What the hell?!  I said, or at least tried to say.  I had opened my mouth but no words had come out.  What the fuck?  Was I mute now?  My throat was still sore, but what on earth could cause me to become mute?  Are you now telling me that I was stuck in the middle of the desert and I was mute?!

>>2768205 Ohhhh, so maybe he will try to communicate through writing? And sorry.

>>2768241 No problem.  The attempted communication will come later.  I like to think that he is just going along for the ride until he figures out what is going on.

#23 · 69w, 14h ago · 3 · · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

Also, I am getting a sort of a Planet of the Apes vibe from this. Is that what inspired this story?

>>2768262 Kinda.  It may have influenced it, but only just slightly.  Most chapters are written based off what my friend decides, as per our bet.

I really hate to be one of those people but... when is the next chapter coming out? I'm really, really taken with this already.

>>2768678 Friday for sure.  Sooner if my editor decides to get up off his lazy butt and actually earn his title.

>>2768686 Lol fair enough, I hope that does happen then because I'd been looking for something along these lines :pinkiehappy:

Why is he mute? Oo

Anyway, I see a hell of a potential here, and I'm suprised this story has got so many dislikes, considering it's only 2 chapters long yet...

Faving and liking it. Let's hope it won't turn out into a whole bunch of BS.

>>2779584 He's mute because of...reasons.

As per the hope, I'll try and keep as much BS out of the story as possible, but unfortunately what some find as BS others find as gold...


I didn't mean to offend you or something... Sry if I did ;d

>>2780107 Nope, you didn't.  I just tend to come of like that in writing, sorry. :pinkiehappy:

#33 · 68w, 3d ago · 12 · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

This will not end well.

#34 · 68w, 3d ago · · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

Good. Good. So frickin good. I wish I could give you more upvotes.

Still, why is he mute? Will you explain this in next chapters or it's just something that has to be?

Keep up the good work buddy!

#35 · 68w, 3d ago · 1 · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

>>2790814 It shan't be explained in the next chapter, but it shall be explained eventually.  It does have a purpose, just not one that can be reveled...yet :pinkiecrazy:

#36 · 68w, 3d ago · 2 · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·


Awwww... I'll be looking forward to the next chapters then. Hope they'll be as good as those, or even better.

Don't disappoint us :pinkiecrazy:

#37 · 68w, 3d ago · 11 · 1 · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

fuckin´ molestia dude :trollestia:

#38 · 68w, 2d ago · 8 · 1 · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

I am seriously loving the universe you have created!!! Please don't stop, or leave us hanging!!! :rainbowkiss: In all seriousness I enjoy your writing, and can't wait for more chapters!

P.S. I hope he can at least communicate through writing. He can still do that...can't he? :rainbowhuh:

#39 · 68w, 2d ago · 1 · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

good great awesome  TAKE ALL THE COMPLEMENTS YOU WANT JUST GIVE MOAR!!!!!!:flutterrage:



#40 · 68w, 2d ago · 2 · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

>>2793476 Yes sir!  Right away sir!  Actually working on it right now sir!

#42 · 68w, 2d ago · 11 · 5 · Chapter 1: Descent into Hell ·

...why is he mute? What possible explanation could there be for him being unable to speak? It would be one thing if he had a magic collar put on him by ponies, something they put on ALL the humans to keep them from talking in an attempt to make them appear as dumb animals. I'd be disgusted by such treatment (like I already am, I mean, JESUS CHRIST, neutering?! These are sentient beings you're doing this to! This isn't the Middle Ages either, this is Two Thousand Freakin' Thirteen, and the ponies have things like computers, trains and magic. What possible reason do they need slaves for?) but it would explain why they couldn't TALK!

But no. He's mute the minute he gets there. How? His larynx wasn't damaged. And you can't use the reasoning "humans in THIS dimension are mute because of how they've evolved". He's not FROM this dimension so that reason doesn't fly. The rules shouldn't apply to him.  It would be one thing if humans had evolved as a species to just not be able to really use their mouths because of something the ponies did, but again, he's not from around there, so whatever affects humans in THIS reality shouldn't affect him.

#43 · 68w, 2d ago · · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

>>2795403 All in due time...all in due time...

#44 · 68w, 1d ago · 6 · 1 · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·


It's the same as getting your cat or dog fixed. The way the humans are treated is even closer to how wild horses are even right now.

#45 · 68w, 1d ago · · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·


maybe not well... but sure Interesting^^

#46 · 67w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

Question: what qualifies as gore and on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest) how "gorey" will this story become?

#47 · 67w, 6d ago · · · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

>>2807310 That really depends on YOUR definition of 'gore'.  The neutering scene was probably a 5 for this story.  There is one chapter further on that will probably be around a 7, but besides that this story will most likely be lite on the gore.

#48 · 67w, 4d ago · 3 · 5 · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

the guy has to grow a pair and stop being a grovelling little bitch its really unattractive

#49 · 67w, 4d ago · 3 · 1 · Chapter 2: Breaching Hell ·

>>2818275  Calm down, Flare. Now's not the time for growing a pair. That comes later.

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