They used to sleep in their beds, not a care in the world, but then it changed. The only ponies that survive are...different, they were more lethal than a timber wolf on crystal meth and steroids, they could kill, even bare-hoofed. This was the problem. They didn't trust each other, they robbed, rapped, and murdered each other. Each survivor was insane, except for three out of a few hundred. They weren't insane, they were just as sane as they were when it all started...That's what they told themselves, anyway.

Edit: who in their right mind let me write this two years ago. I'm trying to salvage it from the hell-pit that it is but I promise nothing.

Aqua Pen is an author who has been all over Equestria. As she makes her way to Ponyville she moves in with Lyra and Bon Bon. This is her story as she finds her place in the cute little town and gets to know the princess.

Amazing art by heartscharm

Edited by my dad. You rock dad!

Proofread by mikemeiers. You're awesome!

This story is a sequel to O King On High; Cold Night In the Crystal Empire, part 3

The Flim Flam brothers are back in Ponyville but the town is ready to tar and feather them.
Not wanting to see his home descend into vigilant justice The only human in Ponyville decides to step in and save the bothers. But instead of letting them go right a way he wants to tell them a story or two to help them understand the problematic future they have waiting for them if they continued.

Dark times call for Drastic measures. Celestia had realized this when the night sky had refused to obey her and the moon refused to glow. She only had one last option. A man from another world. That man, was Big Boss.

*Contains slight diaper usage*

Twilight Sparkle, as hungry for knowledge as the great unicorn mage Starswirl the Bearded, has created a portal to the multiverse, where endless wisdom awaits her. Excited, proud, and perhaps too tired to be thinking straight, Twilight jumps right into adventure! What does she find? Well, she certainly isn't too big for her britches... compared to the giant horses she meets, how could she be? Suddenly feeling pretty small, Twilight finds herself a foal for a night until she can find a way to prove she's intelligent. Well, it could be worse; at least these Big Horses make some pretty good parents.

Celestia raises the sun every day, but it never gets boring. Not by a long shot.

This was a collab fic done by Fantasia Archsage (me) and Pump It Up a great friend of mine. Man, I really felt great doing this one.

Also, this fic has been edited by Xhoral1865, Hothead 112, and Jake The Dog. I know, Jake The Dog from Adventure Time, so freaking awesome! Anyhow, thank you all for reading this, please go give these people some follows and enjoy the story.

While venturing into the Everfree Forest at night to investigate a strange light, Twilight finds herself trapped in the midst of dilapidated ruins of a long-forgotten testing facility. Enlisting the help of both old and new friends along with some strange... constructs, she must escape - or die trying. Human in Equestria. Please read and review.

After Twilight became a Princess her friends all eventually split off on their separate ways while Twilight went to live in Canterlot. See what insane events ensue.

During one of the many amazing adventures the Elements of Harmony go on, what are their coltfriends supposed to do? Go bowling of course! And how do you mess up a stallion's bowling game? Well, you ask him about his sex life, of course.

This story does not have graphic content, but is very sexual in nature. If you are offended by such content, then beware the contents within.

Sleight O'Hoof was his name, and he could steal the fillings out of your teeth if you so much as blinked. He claimed he once stole Canterlot Castle while Celestia was away, as a joke. And honestly, after my experience with him, I wouldn't doubt that for a minute.

Major thanks to ShadowCM for the cover art