Equestria burns, its citizens enslaved, its goddesses silent.

Clinging to Celestia's teachings of mercy and forgiveness, Twilight journeys south across the Sand Sea to make peace with the enemy who devastated her homeland. But every step of the way, the brother they killed is there to haunt her. The brother whose family they butchered. The brother so filled with hatred he'd see Twilight betray everything she believes in to satisfy his need for revenge.

When somepony (or ponies) is responsible for the creation of a corpse, the natural first question to arise is frequently "What do we do with the body?" As it turns out, the Bearers have a few ideas.

Maybe more than a few.

Possibly too many.

(Written for BronyWriter's rather impromptu and completely unintentional Ponies Dispose Of Bodies anthology and inspired by his story Best Friends. And so it goes.)

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You know the story: The sirens rampaged across the land, sowing havoc until Star Swirl the Bearded banished them to a magicless backwater of a universe full of naked apes.

The problem with historical narratives, as Clover the Clever can attest, is that the reality is rarely so cut and dry.

Technically part of the Oversaturated World, though no knowledge of it is required.

Thanks to my beta readers Daedelus Aegle, Masterweaver, and themaskedferret.

Being among the few to make it out of trials week and into Wonderbolts Academy, Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger know their next challenges will be among their toughest. However, they may have underestimated how difficult these exercises can be.

Luckily, one of their fellow trainees suggests an easier alternative to conquering the academy's infamous obstacle course. However, this suggestion is exponentially more dangerous than the usual method, risks angering Spitfire, and puts Vapor and Sky's relationship and their futures as potential Wonderbolts to the test once more.

Foreword: Don't mind the lowercase title. If you've even been on the internet, you know why it is the way it is.

Are you ready to read the best abridging of My Little Pony you've ever read?

Good, because it's not good at all!

THE BIG FLIPPING NOTE: This is purely for fun and will be written in my own pass time. Don't hate. Seriously.

TRIGGEr WARNINGS:
Pinkie Insanity
Horrible Characterizations and possibly OOC
4th Wall Breaking
Memes... Memes everywhere...
Terrible Abridging of Events
Numbers
Starlight
Rainbow's Ego
etc...

Cover art by and courtesy of artist dm29

And the "Other" tag is to encompass the characters I couldn't tag because of the 5 character limit.

A sort of sideways silly look at life on the Apples farm, about how they might have animals to provide meat for the communities non-vegetarian residence. Specifically how various critters meet their demise at the hooves of AJ, Bigmac and Granny Smith.
These three short chapters are a twitter reward for 300 followers.

A K Yearling, perhaps better known by her pseudonym Daring Do, has passed, and she left behind a legacy. Her entire vault was left to Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle, including one particular artifact coupled with an ancient mystery the adventurer never quite solved.

The Seven Sided Chest of Chicomoztok, a mysterious artifact connected to an ancient legend, one that Yearling was puzzling over in her final days. This mystery has now passed onto Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and their friends. This one mystery will lead them on a journey that spans countless worlds, and is bigger than anything Yearling ever imagined.

They are about to discover the Realms of Existence.

Updates Friday.

-GM, master of sevens.

This might be the story of Berry Punch going home with a time traveler, or it might be the story of what happens after.

Time travel is confusing enough when you aren't rip-roaring drunk, y'know?

This story was expanded from its appearance as "A Night (Not) to Remember", which was a finalist in the November 2016 Writeoff ("The Morning After"). Pre-reading/editing by Xepher! Art by Iopichio! Reviewed by One Man’s Pony Ramblings, and featured by Seattle's Angels!

I'm the guy who made a deal with the devil. Now I know what your thinking, does kid ever watch movies, does this ever work out fine? Well, let's just say good judgement wasn't exactly my forte. I was possessed by an ancient demon, in the presence of evil, I change into a monster, and I pray on the wicked, and I suck out their souls. And you don't want to be around when that happens, see there's good and bad in all of us, and maybe you're not a murderer, but you did something that you didn't want the Rider to see, a white lie, and illegal download, what about you? And you? I've tried to fight it, to hold it back, but the darkness inside me only get's stronger. That's why I had to run, halfway across the world, and I'm still running. My name is Blizzard wind, and I'm the Ghost Rider.

It happened. Against all odds, Princess Celestia installed as her prime minister a stallion who, while undeniably popular with some segments of Equestrian society, leaves other ponies cold. This includes Mayor Mare, who has an audience with him but first wants to ask her occasional drinking buddy one question: Why?

Written for my 2nd anniversary of publishing stories on this site.