Foreword: Don't mind the lowercase title. If you've even been on the internet, you know why it is the way it is.
Are you ready to read the best abridging of My Little Pony you've ever read?
Good, because it's not good at all!
THE BIG FLIPPING NOTE: This is purely for fun and will be written in my own pass time. Don't hate. Seriously.
TRIGGEr WARNINGS:
Pinkie Insanity
Horrible Characterizations and possibly OOC
4th Wall Breaking
Memes... Memes everywhere...
Terrible Abridging of Events
Numbers
Starlight
Rainbow's Ego
etc...
Cover art by and courtesy of artist dm29
And the "Other" tag is to encompass the characters I couldn't tag because of the 5 character limit.
Chapters (4)
Don't be.
The cover art is made by dm29 and is one of his "season 5 in a nutshell" project
https://www.derpibooru.org/tags/the+story+so+far+of+season+5
7883291 Thank you!
ples stahp
acually dont
lol wut
I nearly laughed up a lung. The randomness is real. I approve.
7883437 I do too, man!
Its beautiful.
you forgot twilight bursting into flames, she should have burst into flames when pinkie pink'd
I don't think it's necessary to tag any characters at all in a fic such as this since it is obvious who the characters are going to be (everypony), and that's improper use of the tag anyway.
7884023 Alright
Next chapter? I'm looking 5ward to it! (That's more than 4ward)
Edit: I'm an idiot, there's already the next chapter.
7884522
My inner fanboy is freaking out right now. So basically all of me.
And the plus side is, it's so insane, you don't even have to edit properly!
Great(?) job!
I don't believe you.
I spent a good 5 minutes analyzing that cover art
This is one fic where I'm willing to forgive the grammar errors.
Just... don't make too many of them. 
doctor disco
wat r u doin
doctor disco
stahp
"Avatar state, go!"
The insanity seems to have been dialled back on this chapter.
7887573 Yeah, but I swear it's only going to get crazier from here
7887579
I hope so!
I look forward to the imminent mind breaking.
7887584 you have my word
Whoa, slow down! I get its supposed to be "insanely" abridged, but there's a line between funny abridged and badly abridged, and I think we're nearing it. Just be careful, OK?
7889628 You're missing the point. It is designed to be terrible. Or to be a mockery of all abridged series. Either or.
All I can say is: MOA3r!
Next up is Dragonsly, and Look before you Sheep, but I already have an idea what to expect:
7889900 I'm not missing the point. The first two chapters were a great example of a story with satire, but this chapter wasn't as enjoyable as those two. It feels like wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to a ugly Christmas sweater party, but then you realize that it's not an ugly Christmas sweater party, it's actually a costume party. You could still somewhat pass it off as a costume, but in reality it's just a bad sweater. This chapter is that sweater. And I'm not hating on Doctor Disco, I'm just being honest about how I feel about this chapter.
7890686
... You got a problem with sweaters, bro? We need to take this outside?
7915778 haha! No, I'm good.
horses and magic
"'go fenship'
"no"
"doitnouuuuuuuuu"
"klol"
"oh wow im a matyrrrymarry sue but i has flaw sodnt haet me k pl0x"
"ebryv vilain eb: lol uu wiin"
:"ya"
typed i in the shower with my peenabis
*clapping* Yaaaay, I got in!
I thought that was strangely familliar.
Is that mother fucking Prequel Meme??
8276796
Should I keep hoping that this will eventually continue?