griffon the brush off and boast busters but its insanely abridged (insanely)
“Yeah, let’s go be pranksters!” Rainbow yelled.
“Woohoo, pranks and fun times galore!” Pinkie yelled before kissing Rainbow Dash on the lips. Stunned, Pinkie laughs evilly.
“It’s just a prank, bro! You just got pranked!”
“I don’t think that’s how it works, Pinkie…” Rainbow muttered as she licked the ground. “Geh ihhh offffffff!”
“Aw man, I got exposed!” Pinkie shouted, throwing her hooves in the air. “Oh look, who’s that in the distance?”
Turning her head, Rainbow widened her eyes just in time to get barreled by a feathered feline. “GildA-!” she cried just as the air was knocked out of her.
“Junior Speedsters buck yeah!” Gilda announced.
“Hells… yeah…” Rainbow wheezed. Pinkie narrowed her eyes at the beaked menace.
“I’m watching you missy…” Pinkie said as she slowly backed away. Gilda couldn’t help but feel a tingle go through her feathers.
“You’re friend’s weird, Rainbow,” Gilda shivered.
“No kidding,” Rainbow said as she got up, rubbing her tongue with her hooves. “Ith noth fwery gooth, noth gooth ath ahhl..”
“Let’s go hang out and be general douches!”
“Okay!”
“STOP GETTING IN MY WAY YOU STUPID FEATHER BRAIN AND NOW I’M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY BECAUSE OF PLOT CONVENIENCE!” Gilda roared at Fluttershy.
“Oh, sorry, I’ll just cry and run away now because that’s what show writers thought I would do…” Fluttershy whimpered before bawling and racing away.
“Oh, that is the last straw!” Pinkie announced before picking up a straw from a stand. “Thank you!” She then looked at Fluttershy’s retreating figure and growled. “That is also the last straw!”
Looking at Gilda’s menacing actions as she stole from Granny Smith and hung out with Rainbow, Pinkie grinned. “I’ma solve this… Pinkie-Pie style!”
Racing to Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie Pie used her party cannon to set up a party, but it wasn’t televised because it hadn’t shown up yet. With the party now all ready, she grabbed her megaphone and stuck it out the window. “PARTY AT PINKIE’S! THE WELCOMING PARTY FOR GILDA THE GRIFFON! YOOHOO!”
In no time, everypony was there, and many pranks were now set up by Rainbow but it wasn’t televised so nopony knew who actually did any of the pranks until later.
“Gilda! Welcome!”
“Gah!” Gilda cried as she began to barraged with confetti. Stumbling around in confusion, she shakily grabbed Pinkie’s hoof and was shocked with electricity. “I know it’s all you Pinkie! Hahahahahahahahahaha-!” Gilda began to laugh maniacally before Rainbow stopped her.
“No, you idiot! It was me! Wow, so cool, much mean, leave now!” Rainbow promptly shoved the griffon out of Sugarcube corner and apologized to all the ponies for their behaviour.
“Nah, s’alright,” Pinkie brushed off. “At least there’s cake! Woohoo!”
“That was a lot crazier than I thought it would be,” Pinkie observed as she stared up at the above text.
“What are you talking about, Pinkie? That was about as stupid as it gets,” Rainbow muttered, clearly not talking about the same thing. “Trixie thinks she’s so great, huh? I’ll show her.”
“MY MAYHEHAYNE!” Rarity bawled, whimpering at the sight of her disaster that was her green hair.
“Stop being so overdramatic,” Pinkie chided, “Fluttershy is having problems concentrating!”
“What? No, I-” Fluttershy began to mutter but Twilight growled as she saw Snips and Snails enter the Everfree forest.
“And what do those two think they’re doing?” Twilight asked nopony in particular, but her question was soon answered when an Ursa Minor barged through the forest, chasing the two colts into town.
“Oh no they did not,” Twilight facehoofed before racing to their side. “Why the hay would you ever try and anger an Ursa Minor?!”
“Are you t-telling us that’s not and Ursa Major?!” Snips and Snails both cried at the same time.
“Of course it’s not! And with him awake, Momma Bear is probably-” Twilight began to say but a loud rumble and Godzilla roar tore through the ground and air.
“Wass goin’ on…?” Trixie mumbled as she fell out of her caravan. One look at the towering Ursa Major was all she needed. “OH BUCK THIS. BUCK ALL OF THIS! I’M JUST A SHOWMARE, I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
And Godzilla Major tore through the town of Ponyville, destroying everything in it’s path-
“That’s not actually what happened, but you get the idea, right?” Pinkie says as the view glitches and freezes.
“Oh well. Let’s keep watching!”
With one final victory screech, Ursa Major and Minor went back to sleep because destroying an annoying town was tiring.
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Whoa, slow down! I get its supposed to be "insanely" abridged, but there's a line between funny abridged and badly abridged, and I think we're nearing it. Just be careful, OK?
7889628 You're missing the point. It is designed to be terrible. Or to be a mockery of all abridged series. Either or.
All I can say is: MOA3r!
Next up is Dragonsly, and Look before you Sheep, but I already have an idea what to expect:
7889900 I'm not missing the point. The first two chapters were a great example of a story with satire, but this chapter wasn't as enjoyable as those two. It feels like wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to a ugly Christmas sweater party, but then you realize that it's not an ugly Christmas sweater party, it's actually a costume party. You could still somewhat pass it off as a costume, but in reality it's just a bad sweater. This chapter is that sweater. And I'm not hating on Doctor Disco, I'm just being honest about how I feel about this chapter.
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... You got a problem with sweaters, bro? We need to take this outside?
7915778 haha! No, I'm good.
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