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BronyWriter enigmacosmosfilm4000 enigmacosmosfilm4000
User ID: 43,858
Registered: 27th Jun 2012
Last Seen: 3h, 45m ago
Story views: 66,548

Not too much to say about me. I became a Brony about halfway through Season 2 and yes, I went though the seven stages (or however many there are) of becoming a Brony. Since I became one, my girlfriend, brother, and brother's best friends have become Bronies themselves.

I kind of fought my conversion every step of the way. At first I didn't like the show, then I liked it but refused to call myself a Brony, then I was a closet Brony, then an open and proud of it Brony but one who refused to do dumb things like writing fanfiction, then I wrote fanfiction but refused to call it that and... well, you see where I am now.

I'm from Colorado, born and raised much like my self-insert TD.

Funny thing about that story is that I was originally annoyed by its success. I felt pressure that I had never felt before and honestly the story was supposed to be a short story, not the every expanding universe it has become. I love writing TD now, of course, as much as you guys like reading about his wacky adventures.

Seriously, though, my favorite story of mine is still The Secret Life of Rarity.

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[Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
TD gets home but after a few months he finds a certain purple maned filly in his room. Unlike the protagonist in My Little Dashie, TD isn't exactly isolated either...
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[Tragedy]
The story of how Sweetie Belle copes with the events of The Secret Life of Rarity
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life] [Human]
Twilight stalks Ponyville's resident human, TD, to find out more about his hands
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[Comedy] [Human]
a non-brony is transported to Equestria
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[Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
TD's journey around the lands outside of Equestria
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[Tragedy] [Dark] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
TD meets Discord and Discord uses him to try to defeat the Elements and Princess Celestia.
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[Tragedy] [Dark]
Sweetie Belle's daughter must decide if she is to admit her guilt in the events of The Public Life of Sweetie Belle
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[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life]
Twilight dozes off in class.
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[Comedy] [Adventure]
The Stare Master from Elizabeak's perspective. Now on Equestria Daily
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Verse stories

[Comedy] [Human]
a non-brony is transported to Equestria
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Some of my favorite stories on this site

[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Cloud Kicker has a wild life, and Blossomforth gets dragged along for the ride.
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[Tragedy] [Dark]
My unicorn parents called me a worthless mud pony. They pushed me every day to overcome my lowly status. When I woke up one morning with my cutie mark, I thought they would love me. I couldn't have been farther from the truth.
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[Dark] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Twilight Sparkle had been looking forward to a quiet, relaxing day with a friend, but when Twilight discovers Fluttershy's appetite for blood, the knowledge proves to be anything but relaxing...
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[Sad] [Dark] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
Can Nightmare Moon, reborn without her hate, ever escape her past?
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[Romance] [Comedy]
After spending Nightmare Night in Ponyville, Luna decides on how to reward the six mares who defeated Nightmare Moon and saved her from herself: Marriage.
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A few things for fun. These aren't exact, but pretty close.

Comet

Lilly

Those are the only two that I could create with the particular pony creator I was using. If there's a better one let me know and I'll try to get more characters out.

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The Word is Fear

Joyous Blossom, the unicorn daughter of Sweetie Belle, is spared from death by Princess Celestia, and is instead given therapy to deal with her problems. What they don't know is that she is far beyond therapy, and she becomes more dangerous than anypony thought possible.

Now it is a race to prevent her from becoming her aunt, a task that is no easy feat. For Blossom is literally built to be the deadliest serial killer that Equestria has ever known.

Spin-off story to Broken Blossom which is a threequel to The Secret Life of Rarity

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No, I Am NOT A Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!!

A human in Equestria story? Good lord, how does it feel to be so creative and original? I mean, there's no way that that sort of thing has been done before, right? Well anyway...where was I? Oh yes, I have always heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? *mumbles angrily* However, that didn't stop...something from transporting me into the world of the show so here I am...in Equestria...trying to get home...this is gonna be interesting.

*Author's note* I have never read any HIE stories (except for the Last Brony one) but this is just me trying my hand at one. Any similarities between this story and other HIE stories are purely coincidental.

Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!

Now with a sequel, Wanderings of a Non-Brony and two spin-offs, The Breaking of a Non-Brony and TD's Little Rarity. The latter is a sort of My Little Dashie parody.

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The Incredibly Interesting Date with the Non-Winning Human

Cloud Kicker has an issue.

The human TD Powell is in Equestria, and it is likely that he has... advantages that she cannot find with ponies (and one of her rules is no Diamond Dogs. Ever) but he seems more than a little unresponsive to her advances, claiming silly things like 'I'm not into ponies'. Of course, TD just found out that he can't go back to his planet, so he's stuck in Equestria forever! It's Cloud Kicker's job to make him feel welcome and comfortable, right?

A crossover between The Winningverse and The Non-Bronyverse

Written for Cloud Kicker Month

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Princess Celestia Gets Mugged

Princess Celestia, tired of the constant pressure that ruling a nation puts on her, decides to take a day off and let Luna take her responsibilities for a day, something the younger alicorn is more than happy to do. She disguises herself as a pink maned pegasus pony named Sunny Skies, and decides to go walking around Canterlot without any supervision. Unfortunately for her, not all parts of Canterlot are as safe as the palace, and she finds herself at the wrong end of a gang of muggers, who decide to kidnap her for a ransom when they see how much money she has on her.

Luna freaks out.

Celestia thinks it's hilarious.

Updated cover art by Dominatore

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Tragedy strikes.

A nation affected.

Old, the young, rich or poor, all alike to the touch of sorrow and fear.

All are affected.

All have stories to tell...

The various side stories of The Secret Life of Rarity. If you think of a good story for this universe, please send it to me and I shall include it!

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#506032 · 6h, 27m ago · · ·
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>>506029 It's actually pest-seizure rug burn. :derpytongue2:

#506029 · 6h, 29m ago · · ·
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>>506023

I dunno, it kinda makes you come off as self-harming, or whaterver.

#506023 · 6h, 38m ago · · ·
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>>506019 Why whatever do you mean? :pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

#506019 · 6h, 39m ago · · ·
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*Sees new avatar*

...Dafuq?

#500293 · 3d, 12h ago · · ·
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Alright BronyWriter... You have snagged my ever-shortening attention span.

Ball's in your court now, my fellow pony enthusiast. :trixieshiftleft:

#497635 · 4d, 18h ago · · ·
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>>497626 Oh... that's all? Well, then if you ever need advice I'd be happy to help. I'm no proofreader, but I can give some good pointers if you so desire.

#497626 · 4d, 18h ago · · ·
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>>497606

I apologize. I just get angry when I see other writers succeed where I horrendously fail.

#497606 · 4d, 18h ago · · ·
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>>497438 Is there some problem, buddy?

#497438 · 4d, 21h ago · · ·
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>>492674

His ego isn't big enough for 2,000 yet.

#493204 · 6d, 8h ago · · ·
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