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I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?


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I'm Thankful · 11:39pm

I'm thankful for my amazing fiancee. There are significant others who are merely an extension of your life. losing one would be like breaking your computer. Oh well. Some are such an integral part of your life that losing them would be like losing a leg. You can't imagine life without them. She is the latter. I'd rather lose the leg.

I'm thankful for my very supportive friends and family. I couldn't make it without them.

I'm thankful for ponies, who provide me with a fun, good show and lots of material to work with.

I'm thankful for punching Celestia in the face. I'm where I am because of that.

By extension, I'm thankful for TD. I do abuse him so, but he's a good sport about it. Mostly.

I'm thankful for serial killer ponies. It makes sense in context.

I'm thankful to be an American. Even though I pretend to be an Australian at work.

I'm thankful for that job. Kneaders, not Einstein's. Screw Einstein's.

I'm thankful for football. Mostly the Broncos and Steelers. I'm thankful and happy and amused that the Raiders are collapsing. And that the Cowgirls are getting crushed.

I'm thankful for God. I know he's watching and helping me out.

I'm thankful for three articles published on Cracked.com and four stories featured on EQD.

And last but not least, I'm thankful for all of you people who read and like my silly stories about serial killer ponies and a silly human who turned into an alicorn who's in a relationship with Celestia, though as a human he's married to Cheerilee, so yeah. I'm thankful you guys like reading that and have given me infinite support over the last three years. I never thought I'd be here when I started. I wish I could meet all of you and shake your hands. You people rock

Here's to more years of this stuff.

I am not thankful for Autocorrect on my phone. Screw that stupid thing.

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#799 · 3d, 21h ago · · ·


Congratulations on this one. You deserved that. :)

#798 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2046212 Your art is much better than my meager stick figures, sempai.

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>>2046205 Like a graceful seal, I emerge from the shadows

#795 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2020892 Lol if you want I can redraw it with the snake coiled around him.

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