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  • E Of Suns and Squids

    Princess Celestia gets a stuffed squid for her birthday
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  • E Princess Celestia Gets Mugged

    Princess Celestia disguises herself as a younger mare and goes for a walk around Canterlot where she promptly gets mugged. Now on EqD.
    19,006 words · 22,136 views  ·  3,223  ·  48
  • E Twilight Sparkle Falls Asleep in Class

    Twilight dozes off in class.
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  • E One Word

    Cheerilee repremands Diamond Tiara in the worst possible way.
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  • E Broken Gladiator

    Mane-iac confesses her true motivations to the Power Ponies. Now on EqD.
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  • E This Day is Going to be Perfect

    Sergeant Stronghoof hears Princess Cadence singing some... interesting things.
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  • E Fluttershy and Celestia Play Chess

    Fluttershy and Celestia play chess
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  • E Warmongering

    A Diamond Dog king declares war on Equestria
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  • 6d, 1h
    October rambles, fan art, and updates.

    28 comments · 329 views
  • 1w, 2d
    Secret Life of Rarity fan music!

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  • 3w, 7h
    Plushie stuff

    So, let's talk bout plushies. For those of you who don't know by now, which is hopefully very few of you, I'm funding my wedding (happening July 28th) on this site so if you donate you can get a bunch of cool stuff.

    But I digress. This is about plushies.

    We have a lot of you who have ordered one. 26 orders, to be precise. My financee is on her third draft of her plushie pattern right now, so we're hoping to get the final design finished. Once we do, we'll be able to start churning them out. We'll be ordering the minky soon (minky being the material that most plushies are made out of) and we got a bunch of paint color cards so we know what colors we want to use, so we hope to have a final product ready to show you by the end of the month at the VERY latest. Like I said: once the pattern's done, we can start churning them out. For those of you got thank you cards, we are making those today, so if you did order one, if you could PM me your address so we can get that to you, that would be lovely.

    So, what I need from those of you who have ordered plushies, if you have not already given them to me, is which character(s) you would like so we know what to make. Ideally one of my characters since those are the ones we'll be producing the most of (Blossom, Antares, Blaze, Rapids, etc.) but we'll honestly do whatever. So yeah, PM me with that info. I can't promise them soon because we're still figuring them out, and because there is a long waiting list, but I can promise that we will get them to you, and once we figure out the pattern, we can start producing them quickly. At least a few a week.

    So yeah. I also hope to be updating soon. I kinda got sucked in by South Park: Stick of Truth a little bit. I also watched this movie last night called Snowtown (alternatively The Snowtown Murders) which was rather brutal, but rather well made. I do so love Aussie horror. I have plans on Shadow, Jackie, Alicorn, and Life. Given that it's October, I might finally write that serial killer Applejack fic (by far the most brutal one I've ever written) that I've been tossing around for years.

    So that's what I'm up to...

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  • 5w, 3h
    Alternate My Little Pony Intro

    I made one. Most people skip the theme. So I made a new one.

    A bit of backstory here, though. I used to do MST3Ks of the episodes and throw them up on Youtube. I got to Keep Calm and Flutter On before Hasbro started blocking them all worldwide. Now, I always changed the theme song because there was no point in having the same one over and over again. Some of them were actually okay. Like for the one to Luna Eclipsed I completely cut out the traditional one and instead made one with a black background and the Halloween theme playing in the background. So, just for fun, here's the one I made for the Season 2 finale, which was my personal favorite.

    21 comments · 343 views
  • 5w, 5h
    Marriage Fund Mishaps

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  • ...

I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.

Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!

First Published
26th Sep 2012
Last Modified
19th May 2013
#1 · 108w, 3d ago · 27 · · Uh-oh ·

lmaooo the ending.... oh man he's going to the moon :trollestia:..... also clean up the spelling and grammar a bit but I love the concept and will keep following

#2 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1341884 Clean up the spelling and grammar. Where do you see mistakes? (I don't doubt there are mistakes, I'm just curious as to where you saw them)

#3 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1341894 At the beginning of the story:


Needs a punctuation mark at the end. I saw more, but I'm too tired right now.

#4 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

The 4th wall!!! Anyways, wow, I love this one. Definitely keep going. And OMG he didn't! Excited to see what's next!:yay:

#5 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

"Well we don't even know where your home is!" sad Rainbow.

#6 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Oh shit. I WANT MOAR

#7 · 108w, 3d ago · 14 · · Uh-oh ·

I walked up to Celestia and punched her in the face.
That was priceless! :rainbowlaugh:

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#9 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Dat bitch be going to the moon in a couple o' days.

Random crap aside, I'm liking this so far, although I am REALLY looking forward to what happens next chapter, especially after the ending.

#10 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

:| TD. TD. I have a question. Do you like .... Bananas? :pinkiecrazy:

#12 · 108w, 3d ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

yeah... he's fucked.:rainbowlaugh:

#13 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Okay, I like it so far.

Thumbs up and favourited. I'm looking forward to what comes next.

#14 · 108w, 3d ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

human be trippin' balls

#15 · 108w, 3d ago · 4 · · Uh-oh ·

Let that be a lesson to you Celestia that only Pinkie Pie can break the 4th Wall.

#16 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

I like it a lot.  I laughed a few times even thought I am at work.  Keep it up

#17 · 108w, 3d ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

! ! !  :pinkiegasp:

He's screwed.  If Celestia doesn't do something to him for that, then by golly the Mane 6 will tear him to shreds!  What happens next, I've gotta see soooo....yeah.  I'm listing this story as a favorite. :pinkiehappy:

#18 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

He mentioned out loud that they were cartoon ponies. I'm sure somepony will notice and ask where he saw a cartoon about them, especially if he just came to their world.

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#20 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Dat Gears of War 3, I'm a player myself, a REALLY good player.

>>1342133 Dafuq are you doing here? Back to writing!! JK JK

#21 · 108w, 3d ago · 3 · 1 · Uh-oh ·

If Celestia doesn't fry this guy, and somehow prevents the Mane 6 from beating the tar out of him, then he should consider himself the single luckiest creature in existence. :pinkiecrazy:

#22 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

This is a really interesting story so far. Great job!

I already hate the main character though, is that bad? :derpyderp1:

#23 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Any story where Celestia gets punched in the face is alright in my book.:twilightsmile:

#24 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

:facehoof: :facehoof: really?? how come that as soon as i ghet an idea i find out that someone has already done this :facehoof: o well at least you have a diferent riting stile why :trollestia: why beside that well i chan`t say anything since i did not read it so yea just don`t whant to steal any of you`r ideas by mistake so when i finish what i am doing now i`l read it with all pleasure :pinkiehappy:

#25 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

He did exactly what I would have done in his situation

She just ripped permanently him from his reality, friends and family just because she messed around with magic?

Hell I would have grabbed her by the horn an kneed her in the face.

#26 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·


But... But I have finished it... :fluttershysad:

#27 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·


Take it bitch!!!

#28 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·


Bill: hes dead

#29 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

That last line was gold.:rainbowlaugh: I wish I had some semblance of artistic ability or else I would draw that scene.

#30 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Twilight looked contemplative for a brief moment before he spoke up again.

There ya go x3

#31 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

The ending alone has made me like and follow this story.

I want to see more.

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#33 · 108w, 3d ago · · 2 · Uh-oh ·

"At any rate, I took this news like I thought I would, with all of the 'quiet dignity and grace' that I could muster. I walked up to Celestia and punched her in the face."

Holy shit dude. Not only is your insert the absolute stupidest I have ever seen, but you better have a good explanation for how he gets out of this to make a convincing story.

#34 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·


Lol I like this guy, he's not afraid to have a pair around the Princess. I imagine I'd have problems bowing, proper titles and all that as well. Pffft, silly authority. :derpytongue2:

#35 · 108w, 3d ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

One of these days Celestia: POW!

Straight to d'sun.

#36 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344110 Not at all. You don't have to like a protagonist to enjoy the story, so long as your dislike of the character is...positive (does that make sense?) You dislike him so you want to see what he does in these situations because it's interesting.

#37 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344166 Noooooooo you must be looooyal to teh prinssseeeessssssss :trollestia:

Lol, I'm just kidding.  This wasn't that bad, actually, and I wouldn't mind reading another chapter of it. :twilightsmile:

#38 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

I'm hoping for some originality from this, not just what you've done with the concept.  I've seen this sort of story before, but they always end up loving the ponies and becoming bronies or self inserts.  I'd love to see the main character turn to absolute revulsion of the ponies, or just simply trying to ignore them long enough to get home and then never thinking of them again.

But then, I always like seeing new things instead of the same story told a thousand different times.

I'll at least be watching this for the next while.

#39 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344429 Fear not, I am going to do my darndest to make sure that this one is original

#40 · 108w, 3d ago · 2 · · Uh-oh ·

This young boy has a problem. You don't punch someone in the face if they make a mistake on this world; you shouldn't do it in a land of cartoon ponies. To show such and egregious lack of self-control is sad. I don't believe I would like this person in real-life.

Sorry about that, the story is wonderful, I can't wait to see how this turns out. Maybe TD will learn some manners while he's in Equestria, he obviously needs it.

#41 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Well...I have to say this is a rather nice contrast to the multitude of HiE's out there.

I was originally just going to call this another version of ""I Hate Ponies!" by Scripture, but I'm pleasantly surprised. By its title alone, I suspected this to be a poorly written Trollfic.

I would say more...but I need coffee at the moment.

#42 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344483 I'm glad that I impressed you on some level then! Yeah, I don't do trollfics. I like the show too much for that.

#43 · 108w, 3d ago · 1 · · Uh-oh ·

>>1344101 I don't think he's that lucky...:trollestia:

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#45 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

Oh... this ain't gonna be pretty... *tracked*

#46 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·


You dislike him so you want to see what he does in these situations because it's interesting.

That's exactly it. I'm very curious to see what happens next! :pinkiehappy:

#47 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

I want to read Celestia's reaction from the punch :rainbowlaugh:

#48 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·


God dayum the amount of errors is horrible ill re-read it and send you it through a pm

#49 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

FALCON PAUNCH!!! :flutterrage:

Awesome. :rainbowlaugh:

Keep it up, this is really good.

Hopefully, before she banishes him he can go on a rage and scold her.

Lol, she was irresponsible and now she's gonna get it.

#50 · 108w, 3d ago · · · Uh-oh ·

That last line made it for me. I'm now hooked to see just what happens to this perfectly well-adjusted young man who cold-clocked a demigoddess in the snout.

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