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// dragonshy and look before you sleep but its abridged (with extra copypasta!) 
// Story: My Little Pony but its been catastrophically abridged chronologically 
// by Doctor Disco 
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Fluttersly was doing something, something in the park when suddenly smoke.

"Ah!" Hack, cough, "What is smoke?"

"I don't know," Rainbow said and fainted, and was carted off to the horsepital.

"Fluttershy, you have to fix this!" Twilight coughed and was carted off to the ibrabrary.

"Okay, I'm now suddenly very confident and stuff." Fluttershy flies to the library. "SPIKE!!!"

Spike pokes his head outside with a bag of weed. "What?"

"Smoking's bad, stop it ,or I'll muck your ship up, yo."

"Rarity!" Spike screamed. "Okay." 



"The tree needs to be pretty 4 my sanity!!!111!" Rarity cried, putting a hoof on her head.

"Just rip the branches off," Applejack stated, ripping the branches off.

"I hate you!" Rarity screamed at Applejack.

"You were my sister, Rarity!" Applejack shouted back, "I loved you!"

KRABOOM!!!!!!!1111!1!!1!!11

"Crabapples, it's raining cats and dogs!"

"Oh dear, my mane!"

They both looked at the library  right next to them.

Suddenly, Twilight.

"Hi girls!" Twilight smiled, flicking her ears. "Let's have some fun! All from a special book I have!"

Horn glowing, Applejack and Rarity glanced at each other.

"NEVER!"

Regardless, they were sucked in.

"Why are you girls so uptight?" Twilight asked.

"Because-"

"Because-"

"-REASONS oKaY?!11" they both yelled at the same time.

"So, can we have our slumber party now?" Twilight asked, biting her lip.

"I don't want to be all posh and fancy-like and I don't get all the mud on the face!" Applejack said, her muzzle scrunching.

"I don't like getting dirty and rowdy and I like manners, and you should grow some!" Rarity harrumphed.

"Girls, chill!"

TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

"Oh look, we're getting along now!" Twilight smiled, giggling.

"Well would you look at that!" Rarity nodded.

"I'd say we get along just great," Applejack grinned