//------------------------------// // the ticketmaster and applebuck season but its abridged // Story: My Little Pony but its been catastrophically abridged chronologically // by Doctor Disco //------------------------------// “Wow, what a nice peaceful day we’re having!” Twilight exclaimed. “Yeah, I mean, the sun’s shining bright and…” Spike doubled over before belching out a scroll. “Ooh, what does it say?” Twilight asked. “It says that there’s two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala, and that their for you and one other pony.” “Oh, that’s interesting-” “DID SOMEONE SAY THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA?” Rainbow shouted before tackling Twilight to the ground. “GIVE ME THAT tICKET, THEN I CAN BE WITH THE AWESOME WONDERBOLTS!” “What was that about tickets?!” Rarity shouted before magically peeling Rainbow off of Twilight. Picking Twilight up in her magic, Rarity shook her mercilessly. “I NEED THOSE TICKETS TO BE WITH MY ONE TRUE LOVE!” “Tickets? Grand Galloping Gala tickets?” Applejack asked as she appeared beside Rarity. She then bucked Rarity to the side, causing Rarity to lose her grip on Twilight. “Gimme those tickets an’ I’ll be able to replace Granny Smith’s hip and sell apple foods!” Applejack demanded. “I won’t even bother,” Pinkie said as she watched chaos unfold. Fluttershy then pulled Twilight to safety before smiling down at her. “Thanks Fluttershy, Twilight gasped before she tried to get up. Just then, Fluttershy gently pushed Twilight back down. “Just let me take care of you so I can ask for the tickets and go meet new animals…” Fluttershy whispered and Twilight widened her eyes. “EVERYPONY IS INSANE! AHHHHHHHH!” Twilight screamed before rolling away from Fluttershy’s grip and bolting for it. Looking behind her, Twilight saw nopony and she wiped her hoof on her forehead. Turning back front, she jumped six feet in the air. The entire population of Equestria now stood smiling creepily at her and she screamed in terror. “MINE! MINE! MINE!” The crowd chanted like a flock of gulls and Twilight shrieked. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” she shouted as she ran past the sun-tanning figures of Spike and Pinkie. Lifting her pair of glasses up, Pinkie raised an eyebrow at the mob of ponies. “Did something happen, Spike?” Pinkie questioned. Spike shrugged in reply. “Oh well, Trollestia will come around,” Pinkie murmured before returning to sun-tanning. “I would’ve asked for the tickets for the fun of it, but it’s a party arranged by nobility. What more can be said?” After a few moments of peace and quiet, Twilight ran past them once more. “HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!” “Hoowee!” Applejack whistled. “It’s only noon and I’ve already bucked 25 trees! That’s a new record!” “Ahhhhhh! Danger!” A crowd of cows mooed as they barged through a field and straight towards Ponyville. “Not on my watch! Winona, yip yip!” Applejack cried and they corralled the cows with ease. “Whoa there pardners! Why all the fuss?” Applejack asked. “There was a snake and we couldn’t help but run!” “You mean him?” Applejack asked, pointing to a guy clad in black armor. “Yes!” With a humph, she bucked him and he went flying. “Now I’m tired! But nope, still got to buck trees!” “Stop being stubborn and let us help,” Fluttershy demanded. Applejack went running and waved her hat like a cowboy. “Never!” Applejack cried before passing out. “And here’s a reward for saving the town and being generally more awesome than Rainbow!” Mayor Mare decreed before Pinkie snatched the trophy up and Rainbow cried out in defiance. “Nopony can beat my awesomeness!” “Have some gold!” Pinkie said as she placed the trophy down on Applejack’s form. “But what about the silver?” Applejack muttered. “Ooh! Now you’re asking the right questions!” Pinkie yelled before slamming her hoof on the ground. All of a sudden, all the trees dropped their apples and were collected in baskets “That was cheating,” Rarity muttered. “Actually, no, because she used her Earth pony magic,” Twilight pointed out. “Who cares? We helped Applejack!” Rainbow said. “Wake up and don’t be stubborn!” Pinkie shouted and Applejack shot 3 feet in the air. “Alright! Alright! No more stubborness, promise!” “That’s right, listen to Pinkie and all will be well.”