Dyslexic Engineer & writer of poetry / short stories
A sort of sideways silly look at life on the Apples farm, about how they might have animals to provide meat for the communities non-vegetarian residence. Specifically how various critters meet their demise at the hooves of AJ, Bigmac and Granny Smith.
These three short chapters are a twitter reward for 300 followers.
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I kinda wonder why you would ever kill a pig this way, especially if you didn't want it to suffer much
Blunt Trauma to the chest followed by slow drowning while litering the farm pond with blood doesn't seem like something that would ever be done.
Fair point. I'm regretting not having a fourth chapter now, where Apple Bloom looses control of a tractor and mows down some cows......
"Mrs Dandylion swerved several times at high speed before literal falling foul of the iron beast"
I completely lost my shit right here.
I finally reached 300 followers on twitter. They changed the bot cleaner so I dropped back to 292 just after I posted the three reward chapters. But I got back up at nine am this morning :o) So this is the icing on a rather silly cake.
OH SHIT.
That is the most perfect of all possible endings.
Thanks, I was pleased with that one. I didn't think "Mrs Buttercup tried to get up, but burst instead" was the way to finish :o)
Why?
300 Twitter followers special. You know, the crazy place where Losty, Scribbler, Logan, NP and Wuten hang out? :o)
Kayle Pages has a bad influence on me (editor for this one)
Don't panic though, the next one is a nice one. "Derpy's Treasure Cave". Derpy has a back room at the post office full of lost mail. Post-sorting day is a yearly village event!
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Kinda thinking the same and I wrote it? Tricky with hooves I guess?