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    Created by Timeless Lord Slayer
    - August, 2016
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After a night out drinking, Sunset Shimmer wakes up in an unfamiliar bed. It takes some time and help from the woman next to her to reconstruct the events that had led her there.

1st Place Winner of the "Sunset Shimmer x Villains Unseen" Contest

Credit to Cover Art belongs to Maren/Marenlicious

EDIT: My first story to be featured on the front page! 🎶

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Michael Walker got a divorce.
Some time passed after that, and he purchased a life-size plush of a non-canon OC pony.
Several months after receiving her, a miracle happens for him -- his plushie comes to life.

This tale involves their interaction.

Alternate chapters will be an alternate universe where Michael Walker wakes up in Equestria laying next to the real-life version of the plushie he owns, a brown earth pony mare by the name of Nanaimo.

(cover art is of a commission from Wiktoria VikiVaki Borowicz on Facebook)

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The Succubus Equestrian Pony Kingdom went on a brink of collapse, betrayed by the armies of Vampires, Werewolf Lycans, Kitsunes, Minotaurs, Gryphons, Zebras, Caribou, Changelings, Dragons, and the others. Preventing a possible extinction, the Council has chosen some of the Succubi members including the Princesses to safety as the Light and Dark Mage transport the members somewhere more hidden and promising to protect them. 1500 years have passed after they teleport to safety, the remaining Succubi began to rebuild their Kingdom. That is until they were discovered by some human agents, but they offer an exchange program plan and repopulate solution. Since then, a graduate boy is relocated to another place, where he has to deal with a lot of sexy Succubi living in his new home and a private Kingdom Academy.

Note for extra tags; Death, adventure, crossover, and possible harem/herd cause why not.

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In the convention, a guy wanted to get a gift for Halloween, but ends up getting a different one instead. Needless to say, he buys it and not realizing the danger he got himself into. Meanwhile in the modern days of Equestria, small groups of hybrids and humans were in slavery breeding camps & cities when there once peaceful Haven Hybrid city back then has fallen from being caught in the middle of a ruthless war. Unbeknownst to the superiors, two children a hybrid and human are in the ruined city, praying for the ancient gear wielders to help save them and avenge the Haven Hybrid city. After the children left, they didn't know there wish came true as a portal opens up in the center ruined city, revealing a red dragon hybrid knight.

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Kratos...the Ghost of Sparta...

Under the domination of Ares, the God of War, he committed horrid atrocities, including the slaughter of his own wife and daughter...

Visions of what he had done would haunt him all his days...until it brought his days - and his world - to an end...

At least, that's what the fates have decreed await him and Olympus.

But Fate changes sometimes. Some things can't be predicted, even by gods. And this time around, one of those things has found her way to Kratos at the very beginning of his Nightmares.
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Part of the PWNY-verse.

Edit: New Cover Art by Sanyo21!
Edit: New Fan Art by ArkKane!

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It is recommended you read this story in one of the Dark formats in order to better distinguish the colored text of the 'other voices'.


Hey folks! Name's Deadpool!
I thought that was all of us?
It is. He's just introducing us as a single entity.
Will you two idiots be quiet? I'm trying to talk to the readers! Anyway, I know you've all been waiting with bated breath for this story ever since it was announced, and here it is! And it's going to have everything you'd expect of such a story!
Explosions!
Adorable father-daughter bonding moments.
Total babes!
Awkward hilarity.
Not to mention me, Deadpool, the merc with-
Daddy, who are you talking to?
Oh hey Chryssi! Just telling the readers about-
Are you breaking the fourth wall again? I thought you were going to teach me how to do that today.
That's what I'm doing! Say hi to the readers, Chryssi!
You will all love me and despair as I feed upon your adoration to become an unstoppable god!
That's my girl! Hey, wanna read the story with me?
I brought popcorn and chimichangas.
*sniffle* You're the best thing to ever happen to me, Chryssi!

Hey look! We've got cover art now!
Aww, you were so cute at that age!
And I'm not cute now?
Now you're sexy!
We should thank Sanyo21 for the image.
Then I guess I'll throw up a link! Nnnghha! http://www.fimfiction.net/user/sanyo21
...did you really have to literally throw it?
Yup!
Oh, and for those who don't know yet, this story is part of the PWNY-verse. It's not all about us - even if it should be - but you'll probably enjoy it to-Oh, stop making me a shill already!

Oh, by the way, it's recommended you read this story in Dark or Ultra Dark. Some of the colored text doesn't show up clearly otherwise. Not necessary, but just a suggestion.

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"You all know the story by now, so let's take it from the top." That was how the story of another human lost in the magical lands of Equestria began their tale. To say the welcoming wasn't what they expected would be an understatement. This was fine with them, why should they have to bend a knee to a race of self-centered, discriminating ponies?

This doesn't mean they won't try to keep the mistakes that followed them from ripping apart the world, even if some of them don't deserve it. Stuck in the body of the Sarkaz Mercenary, W, this human won't just take the insults lying down, even if that puts the capital on her back.

Arknights/MLP crossover
Note: 'Sex' tag for references to subject and body. Also, Tags will be added over time.

First Arknights story featured, thanks so much!! =^_^=
List - (This is getting a little longer than I expected...)
Featured 02/03/21, 04/03/21, 10/03/21, 23/03/21, 30/03/21, 06/04/21, 13/04/21, 18/04/21, 20/04/21, 27/04/21, 04/05/21, 07/05/21, 11/05/21, 25/05/21, 01/06/21, 08/06/21, 15/06/21, 22/06/21, 29/06/21, 06/07/21, 13/07/21, 20/07/21, 27/07/21 10/08/21, 11/08/21, 18/03/22, 09/04/22!

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Love Tap has a reputation for being excellent at taking care of children. Twilight needs somepony to help look after the sirens. These two things really shouldn't have any connection, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Spiritual sequel to The SweetieMash Chronicles. Though reading SweetieMash is not compulsory for enjoyment of this story, it helps fill some blanks.

Dazzling vector by Osipush.
Love Tap vector by MacTavish1996

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Anon feels like bonding with the pony personification of the sun; Princess Celestia. More specifically, he feels like sexually bonding with her.

Princess Luna doesn’t know how to feel about that.


WARNING: Profanity, and I mean a ridiculous amount of profanity. Also sex jokes, because bottom of the barrel humour has been fermenting the longest.

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It takes a certain kind of pony to become a personal servant to the princesses. One must have patience, grace, a clever head, and be a problem solver.

Dapper Dash is one such pony.

Although skeptical about the idea of having a personal butler, Dapper Dash soon proves he is anything but an ordinary butler. While most ponies would be rattled or nervous around Celestia and Luna, he seems to be calm, and even managing to keep up with them.

He's a true gentlecolt, and not only that, he is quite the learned stallion, impressing even princesses. Clearly he is more than than he seems, but not much is known about him. With the drama around the palace it may be good to have an ally that can think on his hooves.

After all, a butler is there to make life easier for their charges.

Big thanks to Hoodwinked MCShelster for the amazing cover art! Really love how it turned out! ^^

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