After a rousing game of Pain Ball between the three competitors-
"Oh, come on! It happened off screen?"
"Hush, you."
"But we aren't even going to know who won!"
"Pretty sure the title gave that away before any words could."
-the small family made their way back towards the apartment, stretching and working out the kinks rapid healing had caused.
"Well, that was fun," Uncle Fuzzy admitted.
"I'll say!" Deadpool proclaimed. "I haven't had that much fun since I made my own video game!"
"Video game?" Chrysalis asked eagerly.
"When you're a little older, we'll remake it with you in it," Deadpool promised.
"Which version?" Uncle Fuzzy asked. "Two player co-op, two player versus, or the Chrysalis solo DLC?"
Deadpool grinned widely. "Maybe all three?"
"I don't think the Chrysalis solo DLC campaign would sell well," Stuffy pointed out. "It would take away most of the sex humor, you'd lose the voices in the head humor...you'd just have Chrysalis running around blowing stuff up."
"What's wrong with that?" Crazy demanded.
"It's less than a reskin. Only hardcore bronies would get it, and they'd likely want their money back."
"Two player co-op with competitive scoring, then," Deadpool suggested.
"How would that work?" Uncle Fuzzy asked.
"Both players have to survive to the end of the mission to clear it, and then they're graded on their scores as compared to each other," Deadpool explained.
"Wouldn't some people compete too aggressively, though?"
"Don't say what you're scoring on until after each mission?" Chrysalis suggested.
"Brilliant!" Deadpool proclaimed. He quickly wrote that down for when it was time to make the campaign.
Uncle Fuzzy chuckled, handing Deadpool his spare guns. "Well, I need to get back to the Institute," he stated. "There's still some clean up to do, and then I need to decide what I'm going to do with the rest of my life."
"Sure thing, Fuzzy!" Deadpool replied. "Catch ya later, bro!" He held out his fist.
Rolling his eyes, Uncle Fuzzy bumped knuckles with him.
"Bye bye Uncle Fuzzy!" Chrysalis agreed happily, holding up one hoof. Uncle Fuzzy bumped his knuckles with her with a chuckle, and then he left.
Deadpool grinned as he led the way home. "This was a good day," he said happily.
"So what are we gonna do tonight, Daddy?" Chrysalis asked.
"The same thing we do every night, Queenie," he replied.
Chrysalis tilted her head, scratching her chin in thought. "Try to take over the world?" she asked.
"Oh! I haven't watched Pinkie and the Brain in a while!" Deadpool said happily. "I'ma load that up on Netflix! Oh, and Animaniacs! I need to introduce you to the wonders of variety comedy! We're binge watching tonight!"
Chrysalis cheered happily. "With blackjack and hookers?" she asked.
"You're a bit young for the latter, and I'm not in the mood for the former," Deadpool countered. "But we can play a drinking game!"
"You are not giving her alcohol," Stuffy scolded.
"Course not!" Deadpool replied. "I'm hurt you'd even think that."
"Well, it is you-"
"Energy drinks!"
"...QED, Wade. QED."
"Oh! What's the drink signal? What's the drink signal?"
"During Pinky and the Brain, whenever Brain insults Pinkie, we take a shot," Deadpool postulated. "When he hits him, that's a double."
"If not for your healing factor, you'd be dead of alcohol poisoning before we got to Animaniacs."
"Oh! And in Animaniacs, it's whenever Yakko says 'Goodnight everybody'!"
"That combination might even kill you," Stuffy pointed out.
"That'll be fun to see!" Deadpool proclaimed.
"Any bets on how long it takes Chrysalis to explode from hyperactivity?" Crazy asked.
"Before we get to Animaniacs," Stuffy wagered.
"You're on!"
Chrysalis bounced happily as they made their way home. "Gonna be drinking Monsters! Gonna be drinking Monsters!"
Deadpool laughed. "This is definitely going to be a fun night..."
The following morning, Deadpool stared around at the wreck of his apartment. "What happened?" he asked groggily through his hangover. "Did...did Chryssie explode?"
"In...a manner of speaking," Stuffy explained.
"But not the boom-boom kind, so Stuffy still owes me $20!"
Deadpool glanced around. "So...what happened?" he asked as he stared at the holes in the walls.
"Apparently, Changelings can metabolize sugar in much the same way insects do," Stuffy explained. "So as she drank the energy drinks, she stored all the sugar and stimulants and used them over time."
"Right up until she hit her limit after the last 'Goodnight everybody'," Crazy added. "Then she started vibrating."
"After that, she let out a high pitched squeal and-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" suddenly echoed through the apartment as Chrysalis smashed through the wall in a ball of green fire. "Flee! Flee for your lives, puny mortals! The Undying Queen shall devour all! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She then smashed through the opposite wall, blasting the ground and anyone too slow with green lightning as screams echoed.
"Apparently, sugar is used by Changelings to boost magical output artificially," Stuffy offered. "She's been doing that ever since."
Deadpool stared as Chrysalis reigned terror on the frightened populace of the city. "I...should probably stop her, shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Probably," Stuffy agreed.
"Alternatively, you could get popcorn and a video camera," Crazy offered.
Deadpool yanked out a large bowl and recording equipment. "Option Two it is!" he proclaimed happily. "Fry them, my pretty! Fly and fry!"
"Why do I even bother?" Stuffy wondered in resignation.
too
too
I need to stop reading this at the library.
On a side note the librarian is now a brony.
We all know Deadpool would be dismembered once he tries stopping Chrysalis
omg yes all the yes
What's QED? And m2pt5 beat me to it.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q.E.D.
I'm glad I finally dug this out of my read-later pile. Looking forward to more.
Alright... so no more sugar for Chrysalis, EVER AGAIN!
Now, if this goes like the other series, she is going to go back to Equestria eventually, and enslave all it's populace because she's that badass under Deadpool tuterage? I wonder how awkward it will be when she lays some of her eggs...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TOO CUTE!!!
On a side note, I should probably NOT read the chapters as soon as they come out. I get all grumpy afterward, knowing there won't be another chapter waiting for me. Nothing against you, in fact I love your work. I just read really, REALLY fast.
6026395 ...
Somepony's rather ocd.
Jk
An amusing chapter, I can't wait to see the fallout from Chryssie's rampage across the city.
6026540 No, they save it for emergencies!!!! If she's so hyped up nothing can stop her I can just see Wade giving her energy drinks and then sicing her on a bad guy who has annoyed him enough to warrant the humiliation.
*gags* That shit's horibad!
I drink V, Blue V, Not Orange V and, on rare occasions where none of those are available, I'll drink either Wicked or Mother.
Wha? No futuremania?
:C
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I'm a habitual editor, but I only post fixes in the comments of stories I really like.
And any editor is at least a bit OCD. Has to be.
6026661 Oooohh... I see! Thanks for the clarification.
6026540 This is Deadpool we're talkin about. she'll have sugar an hour after her crash...
I'm surprised he didn't watch Freakazoid too.
... This is a Deadpool fic... This chapter doesn't surprise me. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
Deadpool + Chrysalis vs Equestria + EoH + Crystal Empire + Unsung heroes =
Okay, that's...
Alright, that's it.
Grabbin pills.
Needs moar sugar.
6027229 you fool. Now you've unleashed Louis!
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6027229 can i get some too?
6026517 It should be Fly and Fry! Fly and Fry!
6027669 Well, I own the "PILLS!" factory, go on!
Oh, don't mind the Louis minions. They're just grabbing pills.
6027729 Thank you!
Oh Stuffy, as if you didn't know Deadpool long enough to know he hardly heeds your advice
So, sugar instead of love now? That's fun to know. Celestia better never let Pinkie and Chrysalis in the same room then!
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Oh, sugar doesn't feed Changelings. Just supercharges their magic.
Sugar is the Changeling version of the Instant Revitilization Device from Chrono Trigger. Fully restores HP and MP...but you're still hungry.
Aw crap. If Punisher didn't have any reason to go after Deadpool before, he does now. Option one was the way to go, Wade. Option one was the way to go.
6027892 Still better keep her away from Pinkie
Anyone wanna party up and try to catch her? I'd give it a shot.
Come on Deadpool. You don't want your Queenie to be hunted do you?
6026828 pleeb plz. Don't be ridiculous. She'd just pierce it with a single fang to make it pop like a bubblegum bubble, before saying she prefers *insert flavor* flavor. Then she'd take out a piece, and blow a bubble more than ten times the size of the one she just popped!
Ok i just remember something..... didn't Deadpool already married to a vampire err what was her name again.... oh right Shiklah!
6028877
There are several different timeline continuities of Deadpool. Some of them ended.
One of those is the one where Deadpool had a daughter.
Another was the one where he was married to said character.
Those two worlds ended when they crashed into each other somehow.
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Since they crashed , what have remained?
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Nothing. Those two Marvel timelines ended.
This Deadpool is from a different Marvel timeline. The only reason he's even aware of those is because he's Deadpool.
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Ah ok .....
Holy... fuck... can't... breath...
Hehehe. I like the destruction Chrysalis is causing.
yas. all of my yas.
Bender!!!! Futerama was a good show. Fun to watch on netflix.
6027892 you deserve a like just for that reference.
6031124 yes.
6031782 ah, loved that game...never got to beat it
6026396 excellant...excellant another member joins the herd. Soon we shall have enough members and thus it shall begin
And then Deadpool created his own TV show: Deadpool's Funniest Home Videos!
6034420 No suggestions! Deadpool reads these things constantly.
6035919 what if deadpool takes over a theme park and remodels it so everything is based off of him and crissi? Ooooh and make uncle fuzzy have thi kids area
6035965 What theme parks?! New York hasn't had a theme park since the 40s.
You have officially earned my complete and utter respect, and all that could possibly be earned in the not too distant future.
Thank you for bringing back my childhood. I really appreciate it.
6036073 true, but deadpool does travel a lot. And steal the X-men's jet...and tony Starks....and shields....probably also took the fantasticar a few times.